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Surely that is going to be a problem as cops should only shoot civilians when they are on duty He just couldn't wait!

Did you know Castro is an anagram of Sac Rot?

http://www.latinpost.com/articles/32881/20150120/ak-canserbero-dead-rapper-tirone-gonz%C3%A1lez-cause-death-reportedly-suicide.htm 26-year-old Venezuelan rapper throws himself out of a window.... but not before stabbing his mate to death first.....

Erm... I like the DDP unveiling but I'm not quite sure it's erection material...

Er... nevermind then. Is that more or less than last year? It's a lot either way........

In the late 70s I went to commission some electrical equipment we had supplied to a U.K. oil refinery. The equipment was certified for use in an area that is likely to contain an explosive gas and it was plugged into an ordinary 13 amp socket. When I queried this I was told that one side of the painted line on the floor was considered hazardous whilst the other side wasn’t. “Does the gas know that”, I asked. Yeah there's lots of fucktards around. The worst are the ones that actually think they're smart. (*motions/gestures vaguely towards his 'ma even though he's not really sure where she is*) Was this refinery in Scotland perchance? Some might say it's about the only fucking thing that's "refined" up there No, it's south of the Scottish border and east of the Welsh border. Ask Lindsey, she knows which one. Eh?

In the late 70s I went to commission some electrical equipment we had supplied to a U.K. oil refinery. The equipment was certified for use in an area that is likely to contain an explosive gas and it was plugged into an ordinary 13 amp socket. When I queried this I was told that one side of the painted line on the floor was considered hazardous whilst the other side wasn’t. “Does the gas know that”, I asked. Yeah there's lots of fucktards around. The worst are the ones that actually think they're smart. (*motions/gestures vaguely towards his 'ma even though he's not really sure where she is*) Was this refinery in Scotland perchance? Some might say it's about the only fucking thing that's "refined" up there

It was really quick too. They're really dumb, why not announce it in advance and then people can get all weepy about it and make a big deal about buying the last ever "topless" issue. Oh well long live Sunday Sport. Oh yeah and there's this little thing called the internet that has tons of free boobs on it....

I'm sure once the Scots achieve independence, the foaming-at-the-mouth members of Al-Qaeda/whoever will find that to be an incredibly meaningful development, and they will make a maximum priority of ensuring that they only use some special dirty bombs which magically stop themselves from spreading their radioactivity as soon as they reach the Scottish border.

Why is everybody suddenly so convinced Doris Day is gonna die? ... Also, there seems to be less brand new never-been-chosen picks than last year, with those blank bios... that's good for those compiling the celeb info I guess, and we will have less to wait for a "finished product" this time.

Agreed. This'll be the first general election I can vote in if some if you want to feel bored. No idea where my cross is going at the minute. I'm voting for whichever party wants to make the biggest pension cuts to Norfolk telephone-pole spanner-monkeys.

2007 was a bad year in deaths for me, lots of people I liked died. And it seems like many wrestlers died. Mike Awesome was another one, I didn't like that news. There was also that one other wrestler whose name I can't quite remember, it's almost as if he's been erased from history or something...

Can you ask Spade to be (as-)sensible(-as-possible) with his bio-writing? If we wanted to find some bios that make the current/existing ones look like they weren't written by Owen Jones himself whilst riding a Malcolm X dildo we could all just go to Wikipedia. (ok only joking with that ending remark, that only applies to a few of 'em, just saying)

You probably would get more responses if you'd just also designated it as a general general election discussion thread. Which you can still do with the handy editing feature. People are maybe sick of being asked to parlay this and that into deathpooling terms. Almost as sick as they are of being asked which Stephen will die first, etc...

Paging deathray... (btw can a mod please lock this topic once its comedic course is over? (don't say "now then?"). It's really annoying having 2 "oldest people" threads...this one only exists cos a n00b decided to ask a n00b question)

Another one of these... Asian guy plays computer games in an internet cafe for so long without a break, he dies in his seat

I must say this is ironic.

Lead poisoning, I presume. No I'm gonna guess it was lard-poisoning actually given how much of a fatty he looks. A healthier diet would have helped. Maybe he should have said "yams ASAP", when the waiters used to ask him for his order

Have to say I liked the Cliff one as well. Also like 'One scythe fits all' and ' No, I don't want to build a f*****g snowman' Yeah One Scythe has always been a favourite. I just spotted "Book of Revel-asians" (lofuckinl) Also, we still have Carker's Convention 2014 for some reason. Your fault MIB, or did whichever moron owns that rubbish team make the mistake? Also, it wrongly lists William Hague's Special Friend is a "first year" competitor. And, I can't believe I forgot to mention but Jean Nidetch's birth name was Jean Slutsky. I think that actually beats Little Dick Jimmy or whatever the fuck that country shuffler's name was.

At least he lived long enough to see his invention become overused and annoying.

He doesn't appear to have tweeted in well over 24 hours now. Usually he tweets more than a hyperactive songbird who has big opinions about who will win the Premier League this season. Either he's croaking or busy preparing a brilliant essay for HuffPo about why sperm whales still not being admitted as full members of the Augusta National Golf Club is more of a moral outrage than the Manson-family-esque "upbringing" my mother dealt me. And just general world hunger/mass scale religious oppression/war.

Cheers, with that 98 year old squeeze box fiend I duly start my 2016 possibles file. Ya fucking weirdo. I won't be starting my list of random famous people who look old/ill/so-old-it-must-be-makin-them-ill until about May. Have some fucking decency innit?

Anybody see the Oscar nominations were announced? It's a shame cause they snubbed this great independent movie..... about a Jewish crossword champion. No cinemas will show it either, for some weird reason. "The Final Solution" it's called. Fuckin travesty.

So.. I was deprived of a unique on Jean Nidetch by some goofball named Fireball. And Paul Volcker isn't unique cos some exciting chappy decided to enter an economists theme team............... happy days Funny team names noticed so far: The Good the Bad and Cliff Richard Puke on My Grave The Policies of Benjamin Netanyahu (WTFF?) Further observations: Michael Shitparker's off the Drop 40 Ian Watkins is too No-one picked Olly Croft (British darts guy who was one of my uniques last year).... Great to see Rob Ford finally getting the trainwreckognition he deserves

No. Water man, water. Big gasp of fresh air too. Oh, um... by the way..... the guy who entered as "I'm 85 In March and I'm Still a Sicko!" last year isn't in this year..... Are we to er...presume?