Dr. Zorders

Again? How many times is it now? Jack Harkness, eat your heart out. Isn't he more likely to eat........ er... nevermind. Or touch wood? I wonder as an old Jew, how often does Denis Norden touch (or torch) his own wood... or used to?

Fuck. I hope you're exaggerating with the Warrior comparison. Haven't seen TNA in ages. Will try to catch it soon. Is he abusing painkillers still? Sorry I don't keep up with wrasslin news either. Wasn't there a rumour for a while he had HIV?(!) He has looked terrible for about a decade now though hasn't he? From various arrests he has been hooked or still is hooked on alcohol , cocaine ,Heroin , painkillers and steroids . Yea he was supposed to have HIV but probably just a rumour maybe connected to his drug use. He actually started to look bad near the end of his wwe run which was around 2006 I think. He is going the same way as ultimate warrior sad but its history repeating itself over and over in the wrestling world with regards to these deaths. I would probably give TNA a miss for a month or two until the new channel learns how to put together and film a wrestling show ,chances are half the cameramen working that show have never filmed a show even remotely close to it before. Two months? Haha. Didn't think you were that confident of TNA's future. I thought you were trying to tell us "catch both TNA and angle while you still can" and "haha look at this trainwreck of a show". Oh well it's still got to be better than Mundane Shite Bore.......

There was one episode in which Marge and other women of Springfield wanted to create their own business (Marge ended up making pretzels), so they went to a food fair and tried a kebap. They liked it, I don't remember any other episode refering to Halibuts, but I also haven't watched it since about 2002. I'm surprised that news of the attack has even entered his consciousness since only 12 humans were killed in it and not a single precious puppy. His tweets about this are like watching a comatose wake up and say something like "man they got rid of Saddam??? And whose this black guy in charge?". Not surprising since he seems to have retired from the world entirely since ca$hing in on his Simpsons work, and spent the rest of his "working" life sitting around in the only boring part of Las Vegas (i.e. whichever building he's in at the time) Maybe if Uncle Ignoramous actually finds out what fundamentalist/hard-line Halibuts think of dogs he'll really start to wake up. Wouldn't hold your breath though.

Your poor punctuation and grammar negates any sensible argument you may have had regarding Ched Evans. Nasty man and rapist full stop. He's as unlikely to be being used as a "distraction" for the Rotherham abuses as he is to commit suicide. Well your cuntyness and general bad attitude negates me giving a s##t. He has already been used as a distraction simple as that. The MP peado ring and Rotherham story are nowhere to be found on the news . By no means am I defending ched evans the guy deserves everything he gets. Not really I swear there's still some chance of a new appeal or something going through, it's just that it's taking loads of time. The guy is so obviously just the victim of a loathsome girl who decided to change her "mind" afterwards..... that's why all this outrage is so fuckin stupid.

Fuck. I hope you're exaggerating with the Warrior comparison. Haven't seen TNA in ages. Will try to catch it soon. Is he abusing painkillers still? Sorry I don't keep up with wrasslin news either. Wasn't there a rumour for a while he had HIV?(!) He has looked terrible for about a decade now though hasn't he?

Short answer; no. In order to remain standing your leg muscles need to be fully functional and at the moment of death they are not. Long answer; centre of gravity, inner ear canals ... I'm alive (so people tell me) and when I trap a nerve - as sometimes happens - I go down every time like a sack of spuds. HAHAHA... only just saw this post cos it's DDT's thread but the way you describe age is hilarious (even though I suspect you's is quite possibly over-eggin how old you are, as do many middle-agers on here). Still... trapped nerves, eh? Cripes with stripes.......

https://twitter.com/...978825777139713 Now the ignorant old cunt wants to know if The Simpsons (which, again, he hasn't watched since he stopped working on it in the early 90s) has ever made fun of Mohammed. To which the answer is, no not directly but they have made a joke about Halibuts once that I can remember that got them in some mild "hot water"....... Who knows, if they'll go and kill a bunch of guys who run a cartoon magazine hardly no-fuck-body outside of France had heard of, they might also still be angry about a throwaway Simpsons joke from a shitty 2011 episode that very few probably remember! This stupid thing and the failure of the Frenchies to catch those who did it is a really terrible way to start the new year..... it almost made me too depressed to say something negative accurate about Simon today!

Why doesn't he just use his fucking dumbo ears to fly to a country where there are no rape laws and wait for their slaves to finish building a fully air-conditioned, roofed stadium which you can actually run five yards in without dying of sunstroke? lolloololol

There's..... a football thread.........? lololo shurely not enough of a risk for his own thread If Morrissey was here he would sing "ban the admin ban the admin ban the admin!" (Smiths reference TMIB-stylee) Just joking, have your thread, its better than which Christophe will die first.

Fair play, you called it. I hope they catch the bastards. regards, Hein Meh! Poke a hornets nest and you get stung. Those cartoonists probably should get a Darwin Award. The guy with the rum avatar and the "I like getting drunk" sig sides with Islamic fundamentalists and then says other people need to be given "Darwin awards" lololollolololololollolololololololoololololololloolololololoolololoolooooolololololololooolooloolololo I'm on no one's side but my own. Erm, you can be on someone's side without realising it. Just like I'm sure you often end up actually on your side without realising it lollool. And then the fat bloke steps out from behind the bar with that exasperated look and he's all like, slap slap, come on mate, we closed 15 minutes ago, oh and that guy's just run off with your wallet. God you dumbfuck. Way to miss the point completely. Hey everybody let's go see the No.1 movie attraction of the winter, Fuck Off and Die Hard, in which Tempus Fugit, with the help of his friends the toaster and the bath tub, completely changes the way we think about the franchise that Bruce Willis made his own! Coming to a cinema near you this Saturday! (hopefully) Same thing?

Fair play, you called it. I hope they catch the bastards. regards, Hein Meh! Poke a hornets nest and you get stung. Those cartoonists probably should get a Darwin Award. The guy with the rum avatar and the "I like getting drunk" sig sides with Islamic fundamentalists and then says other people need to be given "Darwin awards" lololollolololololollolololololololoololololololloolololololoolololoolooooolololololololooolooloolololo

How about die die die, delete this dreadful dreck and Damn, where is DDT's dextrous delete button finger now we're in dire need of it? BTW I voted for F.W. de Clerk

I drew a picture of a turd and it jumped off the page and started talking to me - SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

What about Kirk Stevens the washed up snooker player? What about Tommy Kirk the Disney actor who was fired in the 60s cos he liked it up the bum? What about Kirk Angel? What about Kirk Diggler from that overrated film? What about Kirk Cobain, Kurt's secret twin brother who never touched a drug in his life, so we've never heard of him cos the press weren't interested and now works as a janitor in the Michigan Pedalo Museum? What about William Shatner (who would probably punch this thread in the face)? (Just kidding, if you absolutely must have this thread I would vote for Douglas if I could be arsed. but PLEASE NO MORE)

I only have 13 of last year's picks on this year's. And Castro is number 13 on the front page list. ZOMG IT'S A SIGN And he was born on the 13th. THERE'S SO MANY SIGNS IT'S LIKE THE MOVIE SIGNS OR SOMETHING (except not shit) Wow great. If the fucking slow-arse Froggy Fundamentalist-Loving Frenchie Fumbling Fuzz Fuckers actually manage to finally apprehend those demented gun-toting cunts I might actually cheer up enough to get somewhat "excited" when TMIB posts the first new update on 2015 DDP...

I fucking suggested that line ages ago to Grim Reaper via PM so dont try and take credit ya ballless cunt

I don't have an opinion on the complaint in general but I didn't know MLK day was a day off. That's kind of retarded, definitely the kind of guy who would have wanted kids to be learning rather than sitting around right? Dr Z, that's just from the start of the year, I haven't bothered to list school closures from September-December. You'd have also thought that Lincoln and Washington would have wanted the same for the children. I don't know why they can't schedule the school term properly around the holidays rather than having all these short weeks. It's hard enough getting the kids to concentrate in a normal week as it is. And people wonder why the US is falling behind the rest of the world. Also it really ill-prepares them for the future US adult-life where you only get like one or two days off outside of Xmas, Labor Day, and Thanksgiving or something like that, right? *notices Robert M Pirsig* Funny to see my picks from last year getting chosen btw.... wonder if/how many will have Olly Croft when we get the teams posted...

NO NO GOD NO But if you're really that enthusiastic you can vote in my "James Gang" poll and give it a healthy bump cos it's a much better one than some of the ones that have followed lol

I don't have an opinion on the complaint in general but I didn't know MLK day was a day off. That's kind of retarded, definitely the kind of guy who would have wanted kids to be learning rather than sitting around right?

You think he might be cat food or melted down for glue? Maybe he's cat coffee. Maxwell House?

We are sher never gonnar find out what happened to him now!

Fuckin' 'ell.... Is this early attack an indication of their schedule for 2015, or just a one-off? If so I KNEW I should have got round to entering that "back-up" DDP team which consisted of only people famous enough to get an obit no matter how chaotic and fucked up things get this year, what with Putin wanting to re-establish the USSR, ISIS, North Korea and all the rizzest..... Can't help feeling we might all be too busy counting bodies from shit like this for the press to run a story on the death of the doctor who could never say no to fat-70s-Elvis when he wanted "moar pillz plox"

And that photo of him is only from 9 years ago. Amazing how much his health has declined since then. I think he's been missing those regular blowjobs from Michael Parkinson which would have been highly therapeutic in some way probably.

That 'old bloke' was named Bernard Jordan. With all due respect I didn't think anyone would know who I was talking about if I'd just said his name... Yes. You're exactly right. And whats with the "due respect"? I guess you didn't want to sully the hero's recognition by saying "Fuck a duck you pedantic cunt". Oh whoops, too late. (p.s. fairly sure he would have accepted an affectionate "that old bloke" compared to some of the treatment he would of got from ignorant chavs who don't even know who Hitler was)

I remember when you compared the management to "Lord of the Flies" LFN. That comment really opened my eyes. And then when they didn't check in post X-mas to read my PM of suggestions, that was the moment when they were held open Clockwork-Orange-stylee and had a KGB interrogation solution dropped into them.