Dr. Zorders

Ah BG. Will you be bumping this one every 9 days just like you did with last year's one? Not complainin or anything (well. that much anyway) I have only 9 in common with them this year, most of them are near the "top" of their list.

In non-diplomat talk (you sounds like one), that means getting onto double figures at the last minute saved their asses. Yeah I know I only finished with nine but hey... I'm not the so-called "esteemed" one here am I? No idea what's gonna happen with their lot this year but I'm annoyed they didn't put S-*gets shot*

Excellent and funny, good stuff. However maybe the real reason was probably cause he had nothing else in his life. That's why they get all depressed when they retire, not just cause he lost. Sad twat. Sum1 needs 2 lern footballers how to reed n right. Wait. This is before footballers getting all depressed was really a "thing". I've never heard of any sportsman being driven to chopsuey-cide by the shame of a loss, bit OTT. I thought the most extreme thing was Ray Finkle in the first Ace Ventura movie.

That's interesting RA. I was gonna put Carl Reiner on my list this year, however his films The Man With Two Brains and The Jerk are so brilliant, so even-funnier-than-most-of-Castro's-facial-expressions-in-his-recent-pics, y'know...., I just couldn't do the "crossing off" thingy.... oh and besides he's in really great shape apparently so I guess that's another good reason.

Erm, moving and shaking around is pretty normal for black folks. They're a very musical people, like to get up and dance. And now in less serious matters, I should say I hope the January news has something good instore for us. It'll take a lot to top last year when we got a picture of Ariel Sharon with a massive pre-death stork-on.

Umm, vaguely mentioning deadpoolers on Twitter does not mean "interacting".......

He's a pipe cleaner compared to Enrique when he came on. Who ate all the paellas? LOL. Surprised I didnt get an Akinfenwa fan having a go at me (or just anyone who is inclined to have a go at me) about that gag since anyone who knows who he is knows Akinfenwa's a muscle beast.... I was just kinda hoping it would make someone other than me laugh cos I guess he could to the casual viewer look a little like he might be a fatarse when he dives around and whatnot..... If anyone is annoyed I'd like to make up for that misfired joke by posting one of the coolest football pics I've ever seen, from the 1988 final they kept fuckin' goin' the fuck on about. (I'll link to it since it's such a large pic)

Being reported he had two strokes....... Gotta love those opportunistic winners,unless I'm misrecalling that was one of the rain-affected Monaco races and ended up being his only win.

Anyone watching WIM-LIV? It took me a while to realise "Tubbs" was another striker, thought it was just a nickname they were using for Akinfenwa..

Are you kidding? I'm sorry but all the guy does is shuffle at his age....... It does make you wonder if he suddenly has lots of opinions about comic books and Star Wars movies these days.

The Open isn't until June or July or something, The Masters is the first major of the season. One would think you'd have a greater understanding of Scotland's most physically rigorous pastime.

Not the most disturbing Watkins story today http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ian-watkins-mick-philpott-forming-unlikely-friendship-wakefields-monster-mansion-jail-1481956 Ok it's "a source" telling the Mirror but still.

Not really... more like "idiots" for putting him on (fyi it wasn't me or most of the other people here who chose the selections...). The guy's fine! Good luck to him etc. BTW, can a snake beat a vulture? It's a long time since I've played Paper Scissors Rock, I dunno what all the latest variants are.

I broke into a Countdown series champion's house and nicked his incredibly long list of words so I could memorise them for when I go on the show. Now I've been charged with Grand Theft Autism

Did he ever say "I've a (beautiful) mind to give you a good hiding?"

You mean the guy who brings new meaning to "Deadbeat Dad"? i.e. he beat his best kid so bad the psychological effects of it probably had a big part in his relatively early death (er... and all the other stuff too)?

Erm... yeah. I know........ Nothing urgent really, fort you woz his friend or acquaintance cos it seemed like you were hinting you were or something, was gonna just ask you to amuse us with something vaguely interesting or whatever about him. I guess if you were, now you're being all evasive about it. Y'know, like a spycatcher's squeeze would be. Chuffin' eck. That had to be one of my top 5 favourite DL moments of 2014, when I suggested that he might meet his demise while overdoing it with the internet porn, about a week or fortnight before his actual death. I should get a medal for that kind of stuff.

Oh come on, the P.D. James one is inspired. But perhaps you're not familiar with her oeuvre? No I never came into contact with her ovaries. Besides, talking about covering of faces in these times just sounds like something Islamy or something (no matter how unintentionally). Way off track. Tell us about that Chapman chap.

Whoops. Forgot to point out, on 1st January 1995 they found multi-murdering uber-weirdo Fred West dead in his prison cell, after hanging himself. Worth pointing out 4 days late I think. Was anyone else faintly hoping Sutcliffe would do a "20th anniversary special" on himself?

Erm, anyone watching the ARS-HUL (lol) game on BBC1? Just had the half-time coverage with the pundits on - What the fuck happened to Jim E. Bullard while he was in the Aussie studio jungle? He looks like a 51-year-old lesbian now. And they did the standard nostalgia package about the Wimbledon '88 Cup victory, Vinnie Jones is starting to look like Roger Ebert's mini-me. I mean looking all weak and cancery, not fat. Thought he would have kicked skin cancer's arse easily.

I am disappointed in the inmates in the Colorado jail system: Why haven't you guys shanked this tick-turd? Probably all too stoned to use a knife.

Man if ever a poll needed a "none of the above" option...

Spade_Cooley has officially abandoned literacy.

You're talkin' about something only Ronnie could do. All this (minimal) talk about new ambassador has been shite, it's like Jesus dying and then someone saying "Oh for fuck's sake. Who's gonna be our new cult magician/saviour now? I vote Geraldus the sheep herder." For starters Simon would never do it because he's not comfortable with "People speculating about death". Can't you notice that from his tweets? He's only comfortable pocketing gazillions from a show that makes fun of and trivializes death, poverty, incompetent parenting, etc.... and then giving it away to ensure the welfare of animals that like to rip off the faces of infants! (And on a side-note here he hasn't even SEEN most of the episodes which do that because he stopped watching it in about 1991 or something after he left the show! See, he hasn't even seen one of the god-awful newest episodes from like 2011-present, (well actually they've pretty much all been at a whole new level of naff since they went widescreen in 2009) and he talks to US about pain! He hasn't even seen the Ted Nugent episode and he expects us to feel bad for him!)

I just added some new ones on the end so a couple of you who voted for the ones at the bottom might have to re-check your votes as it kinda screwed them up a bit. I'm going with Robin Williams btw, truly shocked the hell out of me, and biggest actor death since Neil Armstrong.