Dr. Zorders

Baffling. I remember reading that when the Italian authorities finally returned Senna's Williams to er... Williams many years later, it was in a "severely deteriorated state" and it was destroyed by Williams immediately (obviously you can imagine them wanting to destroy it straight away, I would). I have to wonder if some of the deterioration was possibly caused/increased by the blood, Senna lost tons of it. I wonder what the Rindt wreck must be like now. I mean, has someone smeared it with the car equivalent of enbalming fluid or what? Also, if you say a "wrecked" Brabham that was driven by de Angelis, surely you have to narrow it down a bit?

LOL @ TMZ "Cause of death: FATAL HEART ATTACK" Not a non-fatal one, then.....? Also, I dunno who paid for the autopsy on a worn out, 86-year-old man who'd previously suffered a stroke but I hope it wasn't the taxpayers...

Yes. Or was it Mr. Takagi? Either way he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.

If I said "do you remember that guy who got shot in Die Hard?" I'd probably need to narrow it down a bit more wouldn't I? (The Japanese guy who refused to give them the safe code.) http://variety.com/2...-81-1201270730/

http://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/general/stats_facts.html Scroll down to the unnatural deaths section.

Just found this pic of him. Can't believe he actually has a computer. Given his age and his ripe ignorance I'm shocked he even knows what one is. Old twat. Anyway given this discovery I am now predicting his cause of death as a heart attack suffered during a wanking session.

I think you made a typo when picking username for your account. Disorders is spelled with an "i" after the "D", not "r". Lulz.... I'm sorry man, I guess you only just noticed this thread for real. Thought you were being an arse.... It's when you said "or summat" it threw me, or summat. There's summat about that phrase...

Man, stop bumping old threads like that for no reason, ya Sweirdo... get it? Swedish weirdo? Ha...ha? ...... Ok it seemed funny to me...

TMIB, can I just ask a "behind the scenes"-type question? Do you already have Fidel Castro's obit in the can (aside from the actual details/medical cause of his death, obviously)? If you do pre-prepare some obits then I don't see any reason why you shouldn't have already done it given how incredibly fucking doddery he is and (barring major surprises) he should be one of the top-3 biggest deaths this year. p.s. Please don't tell us too many details, like if you have tons of obits already done or something, hahaha... I wouldn't want you to er... "spoil the magic" too much. I'm just asking about this particular cunt because..... well, you know why. Can't wait. p.p.s. Hope you're enjoying the rather Cuban weather we have atm.

Calm down A gossip based news site quotes the National Enquirer and reports something that happened "this month." When the pap photographers start circling like vultures I'll believe he's on the way. To split hairs here he did go to hospital. So maybe their "close to death" means he was ten feet away from the morgue at one point. Well not long ago I posted a link to another strange gossip network with seemingly no decent sources and they turned out to be right about James Garner. So you never know.

I think you might be onto something maryport, it seems to me Shaun has been one of the most enthusiastic posters when it comes to the world's oldest.

Jesus christ..... http://www.dailymail...orts-claim.html

Another saddo dies http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saado_Ali_Warsame

She should re-spawn any minute then?

They's probs not gonna openly discuss finances with the likes of us kiddo. Unless the site admin is loaded or something, and wants to show off. Also I hope you don't find it too patronising you calling me kiddo considering we're both in our 20s. I did actually send a funny idea for a new piece of DL merch, but I haven't heard anything back since - which isn't surprising since Grim Reaper hasn't logged in since before I sent the PM..... (p.s. that's the first time I've logged onto DL and seen all-3-boards headed by new posts by you, lolz) Nah, kiddo is alrite by me. What was your idea? Hopefully something more creative than just putting that cranium picture on every single (otherwise forgettable) items.Oh really? I guess I had a lot to say that day then, haha. By the way, I see you've made friends with the devil. Copycat! Not sure what (or who) you mean with the copycat remark. Anyway I'm just using him as a messenger, so I can talk to Thatcher.

Angelfire is still up too. Believe it.

Damn, one of my favourite movies ever.

A budget funeral, surely, offering endless sausage rolls from value backs. Owt else would be inappropriate. And the coffin should suddenly snap just when it's about half-way lowered into the ground.

John Fasano - Horror author, weapons expert and screenwriter on several crappy action films (including "Another 48 Hrs.", one of my favourite shitty films), dies aged 52. Relatively recent picture of him here: (warning: big image....... of a big guy..) http://pasadenaartbe.../09/img6931.jpg

What? Erm it's a trolling guest winding you up, Phanters. Surely you knew that. Not quite sure why you gave him the... (I Can't Get No) ...of a reply. Oh well, it was fairly funny compared to most shitty guest posts.

whats the point of investigating it? They're all bloody dead anyway! Are they going to put their corpses on trial? Minor channel gold...bring it on!! I agree - I can see Channel 4 going for that. (p.s. who the hell is Chapman Pincheras? Is he the Spanish version of Edward Snowden?)

Really? Dunno about any of that. To me, judging by the limited nature and scope of some of the jokes, it just seems like it's (d)evolved into basically a domestic-violence-fan-club for football-shirt-wearing saddos, thinly disguising itself as a humor site, and that makes everyone who doesn't fit into that category want to leave. Whether your joke gets voted down or up often seems to be a complete lottery. I honestly never thought I'd see a Hillsborough joke voted down there, it was a good solid one. Utter wank, I may never bother posting another joke there and I've only been signed up about a month!

Er, yes Deathray I saw that one on Sickipedia too, well done. (Actually I'm just teasing I don't give a fuck, you can steal all the jokes from there you like, the sad cunts who seemingly dominate that site at the moment wouldn't know a good joke if it came up to them in the street and told them where Maddie was buried. Can you believe I posted a Hillsborough joke and a David-Cameron-is-a-cunt joke and they were both voted down in the last few days? That's proof they are all just utterly fucking nuts).