Dr. Zorders

He still needs to win the big one, which he's more than capable of, it would be a cruel designer/fetemaker who deprived us of two potential world champions through cancer. Er... okay? No offence to Carter but I'm surprised anyone would be really that desperate to see him win the WSC? Only cancer-caused death in snooker I really care about was the man who this thread is named after, amazing man in so many ways. Carter... nice enough guy I guess, but bit of a journeyman and not the world's most exciting chap..... In fact I'm wondering if I'll ever bother watching snooker again given how thoroughly underwhelming both the 2013 and '14 world finals were.

Ummm.. get ya brain in gear mate. It's probably not gonna happen there after something like this. Only if Putin gets taken out by someone or other... (and yes that is a euphemism for the CIA) and Russia gets a new leader who chooses a path of sanity. And anyway, aren't you worried about the possibility of much greater implications than just an "awkwardly-located" World Cup in four years' fucking time? Even if Putin does carry on being nuts and the World Cup happens there, try doing what I do - don't give a flying fuck about the World Cup.

Nah he's another good one who got took off so we could have Ed Asner and Luise "Who?" Rainer (the DL committee seemed to get confused and temporarily thought they were contestants on an episode of "Pointless").

German defender Andreas Biermann commits suicide aged 33 after a long struggle against depression. http://www.tagesspie...n/10225210.html (Sorry can't find an English language story on it) Didn't another German footballer top himself a few years ago, a goalie IIRC. What's going on there?

Propose we now collectively refer to Yewtree convicts as "The Bullingdon Club"?

Should have put him on my HPDP team, same goes for Castro, grrrr... That's what happens when you only enter at the last minute (and knackered and drunk on NYE) oh btw RIP..... never saw much of The Rockford Files but remember him from the movie Grand Prix

They's probs not gonna openly discuss finances with the likes of us kiddo. Unless the site admin is loaded or something, and wants to show off. Also I hope you don't find it too patronising you calling me kiddo considering we're both in our 20s. I did actually send a funny idea for a new piece of DL merch, but I haven't heard anything back since - which isn't surprising since Grim Reaper hasn't logged in since before I sent the PM..... (p.s. that's the first time I've logged onto DL and seen all-3-boards headed by new posts by you, lolz)

http://www.thesun.ie...r-to-chemo.html Ali Carter has now lost all his hair to chemo. Poor bugger. Does anyone have a clue what his chances might be like? I have a feeling he'll pull through but it seems like the odds surely have to go down when you've had cancer in two different places.

Nice pic. I remember that I always used to think lugubrious meant fat, before I looked it up. Probably because of people like him.

Not half as much as we will mourn the sad loss of your postings. Bye Dean Wow, finally....... :champagne: Teasing us about the non-death of Chris Moyles should be an instant ban anyway, even if it had been a first offence...

How did Donald Sinden get dragged into this?

How about just....... "Bilbo Griffin"? (or maybe "Bookworm")

Well how do you think they found Bin Laden? They broke into their office and looked up his subscription address.

And it looks like it was shot down by someone involved in the Russia/Ukraine conflict. :banghead: oh fuck, hope this doesn't have any repercussions

No I think that Political Frailty tends to be focussed on all things Westminster and we should keep a good distance between Washington and Westminster. You listening Blair. (David Attenborough voice) And here we have the Bibliogryphon. It is yet another example of how deadly common garden-variety Yankophobia can be for brain cells. In this instance the poor creature has been driven so mad by it, he seems to suffer from periods where he believes that Tony Blair is still in office as British Prime Minister.

More like Deathlurch..... Deathcreep, Deathslink. Deathcrawlthewayyoudoafter38pints And possibly Deathschlep.

Shouldn't your face be merged with something? Or perhaps unmerged?

Holy shit MPFC. Only you would be er....... something enough to say that. Not sure what that something is, but anyway... I must admit I went on one or two celebs' twitter pages to see if they were still tweeting. lulz I thought when I saw this thread updated, you were going to complain about the fact that we've had new users who haven't introduced themselves using this thread.

Yeah. You're right. Falsely inventing some non-existent "suicide risk" for people seems to be a popular fucktard thing to do at the moment, someone did it in some other thread talkin' about some other non-"candidate" recently that I can't recall atm. I presume when charon says he is a higher suicide risk now is because there's a high rate of gay suicides. He says that as though Thorpe wasn't gay last week before he said that to Parky. Also he seems to forget the whole "being rich as fuck" thing. I'm sure there's other factors too but if I took the time to point out every last fallacy in a charon post I'd never have a chance to post or read anything else on here. And I'm sick of talking about him now so the new nickname I thought of for him will have to wait until later.

http://www.bbc.co.uk...t-arts-28282588 Out of hospital. Still in a wheelchair. Now suing Walmart (since the guy who hit him was driving a Walmart truck). Guess that's the end of that then. I love this line in that report: Yeah I'm guessing he is what you could call a very aggressive outpatient. The guy already says motherfucker 300 times a day in normal life, imagine what he's like at the moment lulz.

From the article: My list of top-ten Prime Ministers we never had: Alfred Hitchcock Robert Maxwell Sir Jimmy Savile Peter O'Toole Brian Blessed Alex "Hurricane" Higgins Gordon Brown William G. Stewart Arthur Brown from The Crazy World of Arthur Brown Bernard Ingham Bonus candidates: Terry Butcher Bernard Matthews Mary Whitehouse Kevin Keegan (p.s. try not to die laughing when you see number 3 on the Independent's list....... and 5)

Putin flies in to comfort the ailing old cunt (and to cancel Cuba's debts to Russia, most of which date back to the Soviet era) I think that first pic was taken just to prove he can actually just about stand up.

I was just reading the Mail's report on it.... One of his fake girlfriends was called Amanda..... well, you just read for yourself. (pmsl) http://www.dailymail...rs-denials.html

Edit to add. .....Ya cunt.