Dr. Zorders

You'd better watch out Tempus. Or you'll get banned. We're not allowed to say "nasty" things about them, only they are allowed to say things about us. Because lots of misguided or gullible people decided it has to be that way. They quite can't say why.

Is there any good reason why my entire signature was deleted? Do you guys just grant any request by Phorrest? He is not the victim here. I am, he said a load of bollocks about me and he gets sick kicks out of calling my psycho mum a saint and calling me a "loser" for being a victim of her bullshit. In a sane society he would have been tortured to death by now to set an example. Are you banning all discussion of The Religion That Has Nothing to Do With Itself? Why are you doing this all on the quiet and sneakily? If what you were doing made sense you would be able to justify it and you'd openly say it. Is part of you embarrassed that you're caving into ISISlam?

I was going with how old my brain feels after such a long "personal engagement" with Phantard, the dire dreary cunt. If anyone says I've "lost it", they shouldn't say that because of what I say about Halibuts etc, but probably more due to the fact that I actually wasted such time trying to get through to someone like Phantom, who is just... y'know, "one of those people". It was the shock of the Paris attacks, followed by San Bernadino, that triggered me into it. Obviously if only he could see my messages I wouldnt have bothered. He really should be exhibited as a freak in the Victorian style.... it's not even funny.

Shit, I always thought Norman Lovett would go first.

You havent had any non-flag avatar in a long time. Okay, if you're going to pass it off as a joke, regardless it's still something based off terror attacks. Since everyone forgot about the Brussels attack really quickly and people were back to laughing and joking practically the next day, because people are tired of spending their whole lives mourning the latest Islamic attacks, it's odd that you haven't stopped "joking" about it yet. Like I said if life "goes on" you would have moved on by now. Life is now defined by Islamic jihad whether you want to admit it or not. If we're not talking about it or worrying about it, we're (read: you're) basing (y)our whole lives on calling an American man a big stoopidhead cos he wants to take action to actually stop it. People have nothing better to do in America or Britain than endlessly attack a man they insist has no chance of being president anyway. Everyone is just as obsessed, on a daily basis, with a man who you insist is a joke, as you say I am obsessed with the "non-issue" of Islam. And why is he a "joke"? (or "evil" depending on Phantom's menstrual cycle?) Because of his attitude to... your poor precious misunderstood Halibuts.....

Either he's being unduly pessimistic or he's finally on the way out. Another hit in a few months time? 10 years now since he "gave up" power... Fidel Castro bids farewell to Cuba's Communists as he says he will die soon by 'soon' he means sometime in the next 5 years, when the next congress is called. fat lot of use that is to usUs? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-36085931 He looks like shit, sounds like shit. He is shit. I'm angry that I won't be able to kill him myself due to my mum emulating him by making me live in squalor while demanding I call it paradise. Go home and kill yourself you croaky Commie cunt. If you don't choke on your dentures first that is

Hey Phantard, if life really does "go on" after Islamic terror (excuse the tautology) attacks like you said, how come Morbidkid can't find a better avatar than a Belgian flag? It would seem to me that our lives now revolve around waiting for, and reacting to, the latest attacks. Or at least, it definitely does for many people on Facebook, and an Irish teen who joined in with your gang in calling me things like a "basement dweller" etc because I dare to opt out of your utterly fucking contemptible, doolally bizarro-world where Islam is the most peaceful religion on Earth and Christians are the most dangerous. I know you have me on block and I know asking you to logically examine your views is as big a waste of time as asking my mum to try and not make the bathroom smell like a nuclear testing ground every time she takes a dump, but you know, (like all appeals to logic these days) this is just for posterity I guess.....

I've never heard the phrase "break my vagina" before. Is it in the sense of "breaking and entering" or the fact that it's already cracked? Both. I finally got around to looking him up. He is kinda adorable. So leave him alone - he'll have enough problems with LB and me fighting over him...or sharing him. Even odds. It'll kill him either way. I was shopping in MK just before Christmas and Mr Dyer was in W H Smiths signing copies of his erudite colouring book. However outside the shop you could not move for over excitable middle aged women and their daughters. I am sure it was easier on 'writers' before the age of selfies, they used to have to just sign the frontispiece now they have to stand up, hug their fans and pretend they are having fun. Which is why nobody sane wants to be "famous" any more. Also if you asked Danny Dyer to sign your frontispiece he'd probably yell "security"

Sir Creep's Gris Gris has to be one of the most underrated theme teams. Annoyed I didn't notice that one. seeing Sirhan Sirhan reminds me I need to get round to making that "people who are overdue a knighthood" team.

Because apparently it's sexually adequate/secure men who feel the urgent need to embrace a religion where women don't have any sexual (or other) rights...that's all religions clown. Good point I forgot about all those Christian stonings of women.... and how they make them dress as ninjas... You're really on fire lately kid (if only)

Because apparently it's sexually adequate/secure men who feel the urgent need to embrace a religion where women don't have any sexual (or other) rights...

They both involve foreigners killing you. (One with planes, the other with overpriced junk food) So not that much difference really. (P.s. do what you need to do but I'm not allowed to say cos PB is a sensitive soul)

Americans buy breadcrumbs! So do the English, but yes you can buy breadcrumbs in the shops. It's a convenience item. Much in the same way as GRATED cheese. This way you don't have to dry out a loaf of bread, and crumble it up before you can use it. FTFY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME, I just went on Netmums by mistake and saw this in a baby name thread 'I'm hovering around Claudia Odessa for a girl and Hugo Rupert for a boy' I'm off to kill myself. On Netmums? You sure? Those are Mumsnet names. True story, I once read a Mumsnet post on baby names that was so incredibly pretentious that I sent it in to Private Eye. They printed it in Pseud's Corner and sent me a cheque for a tenner. I just saw one of the posts on Mumsnet from a mum struggling to decide between Rupert, Rafferty, Rufus or Edward Unless she wants the poor kid to have the crap kicked out of them on a daily basis, she's better off naming the kid Edward. Just need to hope the kid doesn't have red hair, otherwise he's doomed from the start. Gingers are losers, huh? Well I always said, only losers join... http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/breitbart-ginger-jihadis-convert-radical-islam-because-bullying-early-life-1464912

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-brazil-politics-idUSKCN0XE05M I love politician removal. I guess it's getting limited coverage in the UK cos the media don't want people to get too many ideas about being able to get free of corrupt incompetents.

Are you going to continue to let Phantom lob his lame insults at me from behind the safety-wafety of his little ignore button? Or are you going to warn him too? Please remember this is a forum not a football match, so we don't "need" bad refereeing decisions to lighten the tedium, the actual action provides the interest here not the interference.

Look, let's just forget about this. At this point the only reason Phantard is "laughing" is because I can't literally force him to read the demolition of his tardtarded "beliefs" that every single one of my posts constitutes. At first he actually tried to "respond" to what I said with his turdy, worthless stale outdated misguided dogmas which he laughably calls "thoughts". Then he just gave up and tried to somehow make me feel bad using incredibly forced laughter. All he could offer was forced "laughy" emoticons at what I was saying without being able to explain why what I said was wrong. Because he can't. Half of those laughs are literally screeching like a 5 year old because "nerrr nerr nerr you cant make me read it". And I think it's fairly obvious the other 50% of his shitty laughing is actually a thinly-disguised cry of pain from him, at his total intellectual disability and being totally shown to be humiliatingly wrong on every single subject he's ever spoken about, trying to disguise is as ridiculing me when he's actually ridiculing himself. As I said in my profile thingy Phantard, you apparently think it's contemptible for me to complain about my psycho mum who had all the natural advantages of being decades older than me, but you don't think it's contemptible that millions of Halibuts are running away from 30K ISIS and demanding charity from people they've spent most of their lives describing as "infidel dogs". LLOLOOOLOOL. That's the ultimate example of how retarded you are, you fucking demented fruitcake. Everything about you is the most retarded thing ever. When you die of (not-so-)sudden Alzheimers'-related braindeath next month, your family will mourn and say "oh, I'll always remember that time he hit the ignore button. Such a brave, brave man he was!" Then they'll go back what they already do 24/7, pretending you never existed. (p.s. kill yourself)

Is even this thread going to be neutered now? PB why have you warned me for "abuse" in the fight thread? That's the whole point of this thread! FFS! Have you even warned Phantard for continuing to lob lame insults at me from behind the safety of the ignore button? If he does that again he should be banned on the spot. It's embarrassing, petty, childish little cowardice of the worst kind. Phantom is a slimy, squirming little insectoid embarrassment to humanity and he should be squashed like the pus-dripping little critter he is.

If you ban Zorders, you'll also need to ban KilliersElf as they're one and the same. Not sure what compelled him to do this, but since he's blocked by me, it seems so pointless. KilliersElf added you as a friend Today, 12:56 AM It must be hell commuting from Minnesota to your offices on Baker Street!

Is Phantard still maintaining complete silence on my challenge to drag his wife and kids to delightful Dearborn Michigan for a weekend break? Why wouldn't he want to go somewhere so "culturally enriched"? Before he hit the "waaaaah im scared" (AKA block) button that was pretty much the only thing I said he had no response for! He couldn't even be bothered with his usual standard, incredibly forced "Hahahah you're so stupid"/laughing face emoticon. The poor, confused, fucking hypocritical, utterly braindead, Allah-rimming fucking ponce!

I think not, let the children run free and express themselves. Personally I think the metaphorical children in this case should be treat the same way as the Sherriff of Birmingham, USA treat Martin Luther King's child protesters. Erm.. what? Is that Deathray-quality rhyming slang? Alright, look..... I'm sorry okay but I only started the "Stupid/funny/cool/etc" thread, you can't blame me for the direction it's been taken in by other users!

Laughing at people just for being "angry" (more and more I'm just beginning to feel sorry for him, actually) regardless of whether the person actually has a legit reason to be angry or not is one of the biggest signs of being a chav, you chav. Go ahead and cackle some more, chav queen. That's a brilliant way to prove you're not a witch isn't it?

Are you going to continue to let Phantom have his stupid one-way insult flinging? I'm asking for his sake as much as anything. If you think you're big and hard because you insult someone from behind the safety of a block button you need serious help. Think of it as the intervention your family are too embarrassed to do, Phantom. Thanks for deleting my brilliant, work of art of a poll, too.

So he's calling himself "the grandfather of snooker" now but I think he might have some competition

PB, Phantom deserves everything he gets from me and more. The real offense here is him continuing to lob lame insults at me from behind the safety of the "ignore" button so he can say shit to me without having to read the response. Is that what we're fucking about here? That is a fucking pussy hypocrite thing to do, hilarious that he calls me "childish" after doing that. What happened to the time when you football fans used to actually care about honour and shit, and hate cowards? Yeah you all gave up didn't you and you accept diving as part of the game now, same kind of thing with this board I guess, you are now siding with the bad guys. If you are serious about supposedly "stopping abuse", next time Phantom says a lame comment about me or my family (who *need* my help, despite all the retarded shit the ISIS-loving freak says, and I intend to prove in court one day are the worst people who ever lived), he should be banned. Or he should be forced to unblock me and you should unlock the thread I made. Either let everything go or mod fairly and evenly.

When I see a confused critter like Phantard I get overwhelmed with the thought that "he really can't belong for this world", or maybe - he might not be long for this forum, anyway..... Which of these will most likely be the end of Phantom, the resident DL genius who gets angry at things like "Britain First" and becomes apoplectic with rage if I say "bad words" about Halibuts on the internet, but cracks jokes about terrorist attacks done by Islamic people before anyone can even begin picking up the body parts....