Dr. Zorders

Does anyone else always get heartbroken when they see this topic bumped and it isn't to report his death?

Why the fuck would she "celebrate" the 10th anniversary of her husband's death.......? You utterly thick fucking guest-twat-wankstain mong. FOR THE 789945TH FUCKING TIME. SHE IS NOT. A FUCKING. SCOUSER. AND NEITHER ARE MOST FUCKING PEOPLE IN THE U.-FUCKING-S. YOU GORMLESS CUNT. YOU ARE SO FUCKING INBRED YOU ARE PROBABLY YOUR OWN FUCKING FATHER. From the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary: Celebrate, v. ..... 2. To observe with solemn rites; to honour with ceremonies, festivities, etc. Just saying. I'm sure if I looked in enough weird old dictionaries I could find one where "minger" is defined as "someone I want to fuck" but no-one ever uses it to mean that. And no-one ever uses celebrate to mean "observe a solemn event" so....... yeah, no.

Why the fuck would she "celebrate" the 10th anniversary of her husband's death.......? You utterly thick fucking guest-twat-wankstain mong. FOR THE 789945TH FUCKING TIME. SHE IS NOT. A FUCKING. SCOUSER. AND NEITHER ARE MOST FUCKING PEOPLE IN THE U.-FUCKING-S. YOU GORMLESS CUNT. YOU ARE SO FUCKING INBRED YOU ARE PROBABLY YOUR OWN FUCKING FATHER.

Apart from "Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice" and "Die, Commie, Die!".......? How about "I'm 85 In March and Still a Sicko!". It's a funny name and also it's informative because if the person doesn't enter again next year you have a fairly good idea why. Also "Kennedy Driving School", "Norfolk and Good" and "Kenndoddsdadsdogsdead" are all classics.

In terms of the DDP I respect that everyone should be able to choose within the rules and take the risk on the obit. I just won't be joining them. I would not want to see the likes of terminally ill bloggers on the main list. Other people in public life such as campaigners, journalists etc are fair game. As a starter for 10 I would ask what the opinion of picking someone like Sara Payne? Whether someone was "properly famous or not" before they died is extremely tangential to the original point I was trying to make. And I think you're getting back to the original point I was making with that starter for 10. And I think it should be an obvious answer so let's just skip that starter and go onto the bonus questions, which will hopefully be about Georgian-era fairy cakes or the London Underground.

I have seen Aliens. I didn't find it very brilliant I guess that was cause I didn't find the first one brilliant either except for the part where she got (nearly) nekkid! (Sorry). Also the part where John Hurt suddenly felt a bit chesty, obviously. With Aliens........ maybe I'd have liked it if I'd seen it when I was a kid but I'm very jaded on action movies (which is what it essentially was) and it takes a lot to impress me with them (since I've seen tons). Oh well. And yes I realise you're not supposed to be put off a book if you didn't like a film based on it (unless it's L. Ron Hubbard). It's terribly bad form and it can get you lynched by a roving band of Reddit users who will come up to your house and, whilst wearing specially protective ear-gear on themselves, shriek you to death using the sheer power of their incredibly nerdy, shrill voices. However I just said that because it's true. It was that bad I never want to read the book. And also partially cos I knew it would mildly wind you up for said reason!

I gave up after I saw the incredibly shit film. (Which we were talking about just last week.) In fact it's just occurred to me, I'm not sure if I can remember loving any space-based sci-fi film I've seen since I saw that, or if I've even tried watching any, it has affected me in that area as badly as that bad shrimp that fucked Michael Winner over.

Surely just for that, this guy has to go on the front page in 2015? I was already thinking about him a few days ago before he even said this. LULZ! TBQFH Bilbo-griffin, I think they were just trying to drop a hint to him - i.e. "stop stuffing your fat fucking face like a Scottish Halibut who's spending the first day after the end of Ramadan at an all-you-can-eat, deep-fried-everything restaurant/buffet in Glasgow, because we want you to be able to finish the sodding books!" If they'd just come out and said that maybe he would have been forced to respect them for it and change his habits. Yeah and the funniest thing is they'll probably tell them the books they come up with were actually his work, and he "just managed to finish them before he died!" If he has children I am sure they will do the best to continue his legacy (squeeze as much money as possible out of his name) in the same way as Brian Herbert did for his father Frank and Christopher Tolkien is doing. I dunno if he does and can't be arsed to look it up on Pikiwedia. And I think they'll definitely go with the "he just managed to finish them!" route. And the best part is the fans will believe it.

I remember the first time I ever saw a Superdrug when I was a kid, I already had been told what "drugs" were, and that they were very bad indeed young man, so I thought all the shoppers were going in there to buy heroin and crack, hahahaha Also there are lots of other retardedly named products out there. Like the advert I saw the other day, for some kind of vitamin drink for kids called "PaediaSure", PaediaSurely I don't even have to explain that one.

Surely just for that, this guy has to go on the front page in 2015? I was already thinking about him a few days ago before he even said this. LULZ! TBQFH Bilbo-griffin, I think they were just trying to drop a hint to him - i.e. "stop stuffing your fat fucking face like a Scottish Halibut who's spending the first day after the end of Ramadan at an all-you-can-eat, deep-fried-everything restaurant/buffet in Glasgow, because we want you to be able to finish the sodding books!" If they'd just come out and said that maybe he would have been forced to respect them for it and change his habits. Yeah and the funniest thing is they'll probably tell them the books they come up with were actually his work, and he "just managed to finish them before he died!"

Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin (65 years old and a fatty fat bastard who looks like someone who could potentially roll for days if he ever fell down the wrong hill) responds to fans who are worried that he won't live to finish writing all the books....... (How the fuck many are there supposed to be anyway?) http://www.forbes.co...-fans-the-bird/ Surely just for that, this guy has to go on the front page in 2015? I was already thinking about him a few days ago before he even said this.

Erm....... they don't know about our murderers in Yankland cos it doesn't come on their TV/news, Shaun.... they probably don't even know who Maddie is. They should do really though, we all know about Bundy and whatnot. So much for the special relationship.

It'll be funny when this kid eventually turns pro and plays at the British Open.... http://www.stratfordstar.com/23698/ian-brady-age-8-second-in-pga-competition/

Ignore Spade he's just "overdoing his gimmick"....... of being a twat.

HAHAHA. Yeah he must have used the website often then..

Er, what? Crusades? Thought he was 95 not 995!

Is the other update of a different sort we've been waiting for the last week? Hurry up, me lad. Are we finally sponsoring Fort William Football Club? Are you giving up the ghost-logging? Are we being shut-down? Is it a donation-drive? Have the old bill shut us down? Sorry for the mindless speculation, I crawl back in my cave. Re: getting shut down.... probably not! However if the trend of people stuffing their teams with young cancer (and other similarly horrible illnesses) victims (who weren't even remotely famous before they got told it was terminal) continues and grows, and next year half the top forty picks consists of that said-type of person, maybe that day won't be as far off as you might think? I mean seriously. Especially female, UK-based ones - they're the ones that are really asking for trouble from certain..... outrage-based outlets which most DLers and DDPers generally tend to despise. Do I really have to spell it out any more? Just a thought, guys (and girls...), maybe use your brains a bit next time? This is one thing I am going to agree with Dr Z on. I do not like the Terminally Ill "ordinary person" picks. It raises alsorts of questions. Although, there is an argument that if they are using social media to express their thoughts then they are courting publicity and could be considered fair game whereas a lot of celebs close down completely and you don't know anything until they are dead (Lewis Collins for example). I for one will not be seeking out the Kate Grangers of the future I will stick to my obscure notion of celebrity. Thanks pal. I was hoping maybe a few people would back me up on that..... I guess maybe it's something to discuss later when 2015 is much closer? I'm serious though. Maybe stuff like Felix Glenny isn't so bad cos he's a male and therefore not subject to the Maddie mentality. And even the Daily Mail has a residual loathing for Americans. But people really need to learn to not push it.....

"Never-before-seen" video........ i.e. probably something he recorded in 1995 and has been lying around ever since....

We're talking about Russia here. Not exactly the world capital of fitness/healthy eating...... life expectancy for men is something like 58 or sommat.... although you may have a good general point about the others.

Er, so I guess we've all seen by now the news about how the Tory government of the 1980s was supposedly chock-full of pedos (or suspected pedos).... I hope none of this goes back on Thatcher or it's gonna seriously endanger all the unhinged gloating and mocking I had planned for when Geoffrey Howe dies.

Who dunnit? Clive Dunnit....

He might serve better that way than as a bankable pick. He's also high profile enough to provide more entertainment/news updates than Dunn, who spent most of his time as our mascot just chilling out in his Algarve home (he was still breathing in that area when Maddie vanished but...best not go there, eh?) Lee embraces life in ways that challenge ideas about those in their tenth decade. Jesus christ man..... Only on this website.

Except that ain't how we do it, numbnuts. That's like me saying "oh, if I include the number of times I had sex in 2007 or something, I'm doing pretty okay for this year!" Edit: Just realised I probably shouldn't have said "2007", that would leave me wide open to Maryport who is obviously in a Maddie mood today.

So this is the leader of ISIS. He released a video a couple of days ago ordering all Halibuts to support him and all that shit. Yep, another name with a lot of As and Zs and Hs in it to try and remember....... there were reports that he had been killed or injured so I guess this was the reason they released the video. How long until he gets drone'd? Hopefully not too long, come on Obama FFS... http://www.mirror.co...aghdadi-3817935 Oh man, don't all the so-called "news" people who are afraid of saying "Islamic terrorist" on air because it might make them "raaaaciiiiiiiiist!" love ISIS? They can just say ISIS over and over because it sounds like a computer company based in Warwickshire.......