Dr. Zorders

So, erm... where did that quote come from? Funny stuff though.

This guy is good. I'm pissing myself laughing here. Why don't you sign up and become a user whoever you are, instead of being Fuckface McNobodyGuest.

Why the fuck are you arguing about this? It's the most retarded thing ever!

I can see two lit. But that's enough about charrer's brain cells. There are also two lit amber lights!

Yeah and I've got an idea involving you, a pair of jumper cables, a car battery and something that happened once on an episode of WWE RAW (or was it SummerSlam or something, I dunno)

Hey... I came up with the original idea! He was just piggybacking! So much for "independence".......

Anyone who's got Sky Sports stick the Leyton Orient vs. Peterborough game on now, second leg of the League One play-off semi between these two. Should be a great match, these teams do not play boring footy especially Peterborough.

Who was his successor?

Yes, we know. That must be the second or third time his death has been posted. (We need a Giger counter.)

Oh bugger. A shocking omission from this year's front page list. And also someone I was gonna list but somehow forgot and he got squeezed out.

"Flee the wooooorld, don't they know it's Deathlist time?"

At the rate this year is going, maybe we should be expecting them all to fucking appear together in a huge Do-They-Know-It's-Christmas-style video any day now!

He should write a song that's basically a subtle "up yours" to deadpoolers and include it on the album. Give it one of those subtle titles that's a subtle dig at somebody, y'know like "Haha, Fooled You, I'm Not Actually Dying You Bunch of Cunts!"

Are you dissing/mocking BBC4? The descriptions I get on the Sky "i button" are very normal. Are you sure you aren't reading some sarcasm that isn't really there? Anyway there was a great documentary about the history of shitters on it last night so leave BBC4 alone.

I can understand your frustration at this but you have to understand that Richard & Judy effectively created the Middle England, Middle Morning banal TV format that results in programmes like the One Show. I find them arrogant and rather self important but someone has bothered to interview them and then to spin a story based on that one comment. However the true cultural significance of this couple is the "I Saw Richard Madeley on a Bus" song - look it up. It's pointless to try and explain or anything or try to calm or comfort me in any way. I've been closely watching the news for way too many years now and I think the damage from it is as irreversible as a cheap raincoat. I realised yesterday when this came up - "I've got to stop putting the news on first thing when I wake up...." cos I only just defeated the urge to throw a 9ft tall wardrobe at my TV when I saw it. I think it's also this issue though, and how they keep going on about end of life issues etc. May sound weird for someone who posts on Deathlist but I get sick of hearing about all the old people who are boo-hooing because they haven't got the balls/sense to just get on a flight to Switzerland, they insist on having the legal right to do it here, boo the fuck hoo..... We could be getting into the serious debating arena here but in someways getting on a flight to Switzerland could also open up a partner, friend or medical professional to the accusation that they assisted their suicide even if it is by buying the ticket. I do not think the law should be changed because in the current situation every case is investigated but a the discretion of the police/judge or CPS genuine compassionate cases can be given the benefit of the doubt. If the law were changed I fear that elderly or ill people may feel under pressure to 'let everyone get on with their lives" On the news front abandon the TV and switch to Radio 4 it is much less irritating. Yeah I don't want to get a huge debate about it or anything. Usually I will defend older people to the hilt and hate people like Simon Cowell who declare 31 year olds to be OAPs. But I don't plan on dying for a long long fucking time so I don't want my TV to be filled with shit about death pacts and whatnot. I just want you to report when an old person does something interesting or dies.

I can understand your frustration at this but you have to understand that Richard & Judy effectively created the Middle England, Middle Morning banal TV format that results in programmes like the One Show. I find them arrogant and rather self important but someone has bothered to interview them and then to spin a story based on that one comment. However the true cultural significance of this couple is the "I Saw Richard Madeley on a Bus" song - look it up. It's pointless to try and explain or anything or try to calm or comfort me in any way. I've been closely watching the news for way too many years now and I think the damage from it is as irreversible as a cheap raincoat. I realised yesterday when this came up - "I've got to stop putting the news on first thing when I wake up...." cos I only just defeated the urge to throw a 9ft tall wardrobe at my TV when I saw it. I think it's also this issue though, and how they keep going on about end of life issues etc. May sound weird for someone who posts on Deathlist but I get sick of hearing about all the old people who are boo-hooing because they haven't got the balls/sense to just get on a flight to Switzerland, they insist on having the legal right to do it here, boo the fuck hoo.....

I'm glad you guys can make humour out of this. To me it's a sign of what a shit boring and just plain weird country we live in at the moment..... well, definitely a sign of what a weird media we have, with really fucking annoying priorities, anyway: People who used to have a TV show but no-one gives a shit about them any more announce "We're like, well into group suicide and stuff!" and they get headline coverage. Fuck off!

He was clearly a national treasure.

Bizarre: North Carolina Democrat Keith Crisco dies after a fall at home, aged 71 - just days after an extremely tight primary election battle against former American Idol winner Clay Aiken, in which it seems the votes are still being counted. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2014/05/12/clay-aiken-primary-opponent-keith-crisco-found-dead/

He aint got a scooby doo what's going on, poor sod... I already made that joke. Scroll up, scroll up, ya dozy something or other.

Fuck, this makes me feel bad jokin' about it. Usually jokes about dementia are funny but not when they go wandering off, that's really undignified. I feel bad for him and his family. Poor fucker. I hope this isn't how it finishes for him.

Where could he be, gang!?

The rise of radical/militant Islam in Africa is shocking. Hope he doesn't fuckin' make it to 2015, I'm tellin ya that now. And there's got to be a good chance he doesn't. The world is definitely not ignoring this one.

They should play "MMM-Bop" at his funeral.

Yeah but the assassin was obviously an insider and he could have been at the swearing in too. You never know. Actually, maybe it was Lemmy himself. (I mean Lem. Not the guy from Motorhead.)