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Dr. Zorders

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    Death Anniversary Thread

    Did you know he was refused boarding the titanic because of his race. Surely the biggest silver lining ever?
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    Ask A Deathlister

    Nah, it's added a few minutes to my working week too. But it looks way better Why can't they keep the old style for the old pages. Say, when you access before 2014?
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    You forgot to add there's tons of thick, very easily swayed people in this country who love to get frightened about the wrong thing. Yes. Yes there is. Diary entry 9/6/16: Morbidkid didn't see any scary Halibuts while he was out skateboarding/asking the older boys to buy menthol cigarettes for him. And Lard didn't see any while she was ferrying her daughters around Buntington-on-the-Cowpat. So that therefore leads to the inescapable scientific conclusion there can't possibly be any. Oh no, how embarrassing.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    You forgot to add there's tons of thick, very easily swayed people in this country who love to get frightened about the wrong thing.like Halibuts? See, here's one of the kind of people I'm talking about.
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    You forgot to add there's tons of thick, very easily swayed people in this country who love to get frightened about the wrong thing.
  6. ^BOORING BOOOOORING Hillary's victory is truly a millstone for women. I mean MILESTONE... milestone.
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    Journalists

    The other week I was watching a vintage PBS documentary about the 1906 earthquake (narrated by F MURRAY ABRAHAM) and the ironic thing I found out at the end credits, it was produced in 1988, just before the next one!
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    The dead of 2016

    Wanna feel old, 20-somethings? (or just anyone who can remember the early 2000s) A sixteen year old Golden Retriever who was the last surviving search & rescue dog from the World Trade Center, was put to sleep in Texas yesterday http://kfor.com/2016/06/07/last-surviving-911-search-dog-bretagne-dies-at-16/
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    The dead of 2016

    Everyone's favourite cross between Brian Blessed and New Jack
  10. Important notice to mods: Telling people to kill themselves is "just my culture"!

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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Old ginger guy weighs into the debate. No, not Neil Kinnock http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/mick-hucknall-simply-red-jeremy-corbyn_uk_5755addee4b0b23a261aa1e8?xc8kd1jeadi9ysyvi&utm_hp_ref=uk
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    Docter Docter!

    Fucking hell. So erm, did the old duffer make it?
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    Next Music Shock Death!

    Not exactly. He's basically looked like a holocaust survivor with lyme disease since the day "Oaky Computer" or whatever it was came out.
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    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    Sorry would have watched but didn't see your post on time to even catch the +1. Did you give a shout-out to Casualpolitics?
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    Muhammad Ali

    Is it fuck.'Freddie Starr ate my hamster' beats it hands down. I mean, it wasn't even true!! what about "the truth about Hillsborough" beats those two by a long shot. No this is a lot worse, at least that was entertaining. Will the last person who still thinks The Sun is funny please turn out the lights?
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    Muhammad Ali

    Floats like a balloon animal, stings like a.... stack of dimes?
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    Muhammad Ali

    The beeb going over the top in praising a famous brown person? SHURELY NORT Now you mention the Nation of Islam I'm starting to remember why I never liked him that much. He should get credit for leaving it but you can't do that without admitting he joined it obvs. For a start, most beebers dont even know what the nation of Islam is. They dont even know the difference between a religion and a race tho,so thats not surprising. On the face of it some might say it was a bit irrational of me to always like Tyson way more than Ali when he wasn't the one who ranted "I want to eat his children, all praise to be Allah".. but whatever
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    The 7Th Death Of 2016

    Beatrix Potter died years ago!
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    Muhammad Ali

    Pornhub did a tribute. I'm sure that'll be of great comfort to his family
  20. Report on how public toilets are disappearing http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36405414
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    Donald J Trump

    Glenn Beck has been suspended by his radio network after openly fantasising about how good it would be for Trump to get shot http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/siriusxm-suspends-glenn-beck-over-guest-s-extreme-comments-about-n583501 Weird, it didn't seem to affect the gazillions of people on Twitter who've done the same He's being all-anti Trump at the moment because reasons or something.
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    Comedians & Comedy Writers

    "Keep it in the familyyyyyyyy..." =/
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    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    The two most important reasons to vote Brexit are: - In the hope or expectation that it will force out Cameron. To be replaced by the much more "likeable" and surely less awful Boris? I dunno. Everyone hates Cameron. - To ENSURE we do not basically have an open border with Turkey when it inevitably becomes an EU member. They are fast becoming an Iran in our back yard - but this fact is totally unreported by all press except the Mail etc., of course. Utterly fucking horrendous. Sure there will be some downsides to Brexit but there are so much more to staying in. Would be amazing if Brexit win AND Trump became President. I still think both might be too much to hope for but some of the lefties are starting to sound like they fear Brexit will happen.
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    Football

    I've realised Sam Allardyce can't actually be that bad cos his last name sounds a bit like "Allah dies". He's like my new "favourite" person in football for the next 5 minutes.
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