Jump to content

Dr. Zorders

Banned
  • Content Count

    3,716
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    102

Everything posted by Dr. Zorders

  1. Dr. Zorders

    Plane, Train And Automobile Crashes

    Even more remarkable, the story has completely disappeared from the news! I wonder why!
  2. Dr. Zorders

    DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis

    I had to go through London on the train on Saturday so I can relate to your feelings
  3. Dr. Zorders

    Hollywood Possibilities

    I actually had to read his post. Ive just had to scoop my tits up after I lolled them off Aren't you one of the ones who had to block me for being "vile" (your words)? But now you're calling me laughable? Schizo much? And going after me cause I protested against Phantard's casual waving away of Hollywood pedo allegations? Yeah, great choice of battle there. Taking after Phantard and mimicking his stoopid routine of calling me evil one minute then laughable the next, is the worst. I mean seriously you questioned my "dignity"...? Christ. I'm a lot funnier than you and I only got 2 this month (then I didn't post much) So it's probably not particular to you, just a general thing of there not being much to joke about lately. I will break a good habit and reply to you. (blah blah blah) Nobody gives a fuck about how you have suffered at the hands of your mummy, you lost the fucking plot long ago. Most of us expect to end up on the end of one of your rambling monologues and we don't give a shit because we don't care. Your words don't wound because you don't matter. (blah blah) For someone who's such a self-appointed expert on whether people give a fuck or not, you really have a blind spot when it comes to me and "certain posters opinions of me" don't you? Please don't veer another thread way off topic again, most questions I ask to you are rhetorical at this point, I didn't come here to yet again to listen to you mock me for complaining about crippling childhood neglect and abuse while sobbing about one joke I made like a year ago when you were a full grown adult (apparently). Nor did I want an extended analysis about how "vile" or "batshit" I am from someone who said people who use food banks are "scum". I wasn't gonna reply originally but I changed my mind cos it was funny to see the tedious crowd of Phantom and Toast fervently lining up to "like" ranty posts directed at me, just to prove yet again how totally not bothered they were by what a supposed "lunatic" said about them. Hiding behind a block button and only able to express yourself with a "like" button, definitely showing us all a thing or two about aging well aren't you guys? (and not proving the Unabomber right at all!) (if you must continue this, hopefully later someone will have moved these posts. In the meantime Phantard, instead of lecturing me about "mental stability", because I refuse to worship the biggest mobile nuthouse in history, Islam, how about just killing yourself instead)
  4. I know there's probably some of you who don't quite have the same level of devotion to civilization/love of humanity as me who find my statements alarming or whatever or think I'm going "over the edge" or whatever I just wanted to point out that Phantom has been telling me and other people to commit suicide every day of his life for years now. Every time he has demanded me or anyone else bow down to Islam and respect it just simply for no other reason than because he and a lot of other air-headed zombie freakazoids said so, he has been asking us to give up everything we've ever believed in or wanted in life, and give ourselves over to a bunch of people who can't even stop killing each other, nevermind what they do to other people. Every time he's gone through life excluding or threatening to exclude (even if only by passive aggressive means) anyone who didn't share his retarded doe-eyed infatuation with a death cult, he's been cursing people for wanting to live. And lefties en masse have been doing that for years now. Quite possibly a decade or more. Currently I've only told him to commit suicide about 5 times or something, whereas he's probably on about 7 gajillion so far. So once again it's a case of people blaming the victim and falsely calling me violent and unpleasant despite how I've been extremely polite compared to him, and hardly fought back at all in the grand scheme of things. I'm the polite civilized one. He's a worthless repugnant cunt who needs to kill himself. Thanks
  5. Dr. Zorders

    Hollywood Possibilities

    I actually had to read his post. Ive just had to scoop my tits up after I lolled them off Aren't you one of the ones who had to block me for being "vile" (your words)? But now you're calling me laughable? Schizo much? And going after me cause I protested against Phantard's casual waving away of Hollywood pedo allegations? Yeah, great choice of battle there. Taking after Phantard and mimicking his stoopid routine of calling me evil one minute then laughable the next, is the worst. I mean seriously you questioned my "dignity"...? Christ. I'm a lot funnier than you and I only got 2 this month (then I didn't post much) So it's probably not particular to you, just a general thing of there not being much to joke about lately.
  6. Dr. Zorders

    Hollywood Possibilities

    wait so he says his friend was raped but doesn't give out any names even though now is the perfect time for him to come out with shit like this plus his friend Cory is dead and can't deny this. Conclusion Cory is full of shit. Sounds like he's seeking attention, either that or he's waiting for advice from his lawyers. No reports of anyone being questioned. Surely the first place to go to would be the police rather than the gutter press. Casually labelling people who have serious and disturbing complaints/concerns about childhood abuse as "attention seekers" and frauds really seems to be a central passion of yours doesn't it? It's amazing someone as retarded and disgusting as you doesn't work in football in some capacity. Anyway, if you agree you're a monumentally repugnant Stalinist scumpile who urgently needs to urgently kill himself, and who deserves to have his eyeballs scooped out and fed to him in front of his (cheering) family, please indicate by either continuing to ignore me or giving one of your usual shit responses like an incredibly forced, incredibly empty "laughy-face" emoticon/some "clever" remark about how you can't hear what I'm saying cos you've blocked me that you'd normally only expect from a 10-year-old.
  7. Dr. Zorders

    Death Anniversary Thread

    Gotta love those countries where an illiterate school bully wearing his grandmothers's driving glasses can become president.
  8. Dr. Zorders

    Me Telling Phantom To Kill Himself

    Imagine being angry at neverending Islamic terrorism, and the dead-inside middle-aged whackos like DDP and Phantom who support it in every way except "officially". He must be insaaaaane!
  9. Dr. Zorders

    Me Telling Phantom To Kill Himself

    I wonder who he'll blame for all that's gone wrong when he returns. Why wasn't Phantard The Tardtarded, Kiddyrape-Lover-Extraordinaire, He of the Probably Raping an Aborted Fetus Right Now As I Type This, banned for that post? How come it's "wrong" and "abusive" of me to tell him to kill himself, but it's not wrong and abusive for him to make fun of my "complaining about my mum" when it's completely legitimate complaint? And how come he only applies the standard of "it's stupid to blame anyone for your problems except yourself" to me? How come he doesn't apply it to the hordes of ISISlamic "immigrants" (invaders) coming to Europe? They're running away from their own self-created problems cause they can't keep their shitty countries in order because all they care about is some stupid old dusty book. They care 100000000x more about that book than any Westerner cares about the Bible but Phantard The Tardtarded (and his "liberal" cohorts) oddly don't ever make fun of them for that the way they mock Christians for their incredibly mild "religious beliefs". He instead tries to say that Halibuts' foaming-mouth medieval antics are some kind of "charming" characteristic. What a weird fucktard. It's because Phantard The Tardtarded is the actual racist here, he applies rules to white western people that he doesn't apply to Halibuts. He obsessively portrays all white western people as evil satanic oppressors and all Halibuts as magically innocent, simultaneous victims/heroes of everything, and he incredibly, schizophrenically, shamelessly, both lauds what he sees the "funniness and cleverness and cheekiness" of their incredibly violent actions and yet also at the same times insists they are misunderstood geniuses who are in fact the most peaceful and pacifist group of people who have ever lived. Because he is the world's worst ever excuse for a human being. He sets higher "moral" standards for me, for some odd reason, even though he claims I'm an inferior sort. Just baffling, like everything else that dribbles out of the Alzh-tastic shithole that someone installed where his mouth should be. Maybe at some point he just lost it. Sudden middle-aged braindeath syndrome I guess. Deep down he must actually think that non-Halibuts are better than fanatic uneducated religious people from the desert, why else would you set a higher moral standard for them (well for me anyway)? But he can't bear to admit it because he's now spent such a long portion of his worthless life culturally and socially shilling/"sticking up for" this group that he has just arbitrarily adopted as a pet back in September 2001. He's been "thinking" like that for so long, he probably can't remember what it was like to not rim Allah 24/7. But obviously he could never admit it especially not at the behest of "someone like me", who he somehow hilariously thinks he is above). He can't even bear to read my posts such is the relentlessness of my logical assault on his incoherent babble. The only thing he can manage to do now is fake forced laughter every once in a while (Phantard, if you agree that everything in this post is correct and you're the worst excuse for a person in history, please indicate by posting one of your shit, empty, incredibly forced, "laughy-face emoticon" posts that you do now because you don't have a hope in hell of actually saying anything convincing against what I'm saying so you have to just engage in incredibly forced hollow "laughter" to kid yourself (and others who are in a similar state of mental decline as you) you're somehow winning an argument that you're refusing to even have) (or if you like, indicate by continuing to ignore me, or by posting some other similarly flatly dismissive post) What has "gone wrong" for me anyway, Phantard The Tardtarded? I thought I was "priveleged" to be living in a 1st world country with a "nice" mother and family who "puts up with me" etc? I thought I had no legitimate complaints ac-tarding to you? You can't even keep your incredibly moronic, self-contradictory, borderline-psychedelic fantasies straight for 5 minutes can you, universe's-greatest-fucktard? MODS: Because he applies moral standards to me he doesn't apply to Halibuts (in this case the standard is that "it's ridiculous to blame anyone except yourself for your problems"), that's proof he's the actual racist here and should be banned. Phantard mindlessly blames me for horrible ways my mother has hobbled me in life before I could even get started but he doesn't blame Halibuts for the stupid state of their countries where they can't even stop bombing each other for 5 minutes just because some of them have a different version of the Qu'u'u'u'u'u'u'ran or whatever that has a misprint and therefore some of them are "Sunni delights" or whatever and some of them are "shii'i'iiiiiiiitttes" or whatever. If you don't ban him right now for his racist post, you are just admitting you don't give a shit about about the rules you claim to enforce, or enforcing them consistently and fairly and rationally, and you don't give a shit about any logic at all, and you're admitting you're as much an honourary member of ISIS as Phantard The Tardtarded is, and you are just mindlessly arbitrarily punishing me because "being nice to Islam" is the trendy cause of the day, you are abusing your positions to censor people on issues you haven't even thought about, and you might as well go ahead and change the name of the website to "Allahlist" instead. I get it if you call him a retard as much as possible they will take you seriously and listen to you. Smh Well, moribundkid, a society that instantly disqualifies someone's entire argument just because they "used an unplesint wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurd", without ever considering that it might be justified or accurate, is already doomed anyway. So it doesn't really matter if I "lose the respect" of such silly people along the way does it. Maybe you should stop being such a retarded SJW bitchwad with serious priority problems who cries over nasty wurds used by otherwise pleasant and educated people, but shrugs your shoulders at (or even defends) the real stupid and scary people who are causing the real issues on earth?
  10. Dr. Zorders

    Me Telling Phantom To Kill Himself

    I wonder who he'll blame for all that's gone wrong when he returns. Why wasn't Phantard The Tardtarded, Kiddyrape-Lover-Extraordinaire, He of the Probably Raping an Aborted Fetus Right Now As I Type This, banned for that post? How come it's "wrong" and "abusive" of me to tell him to kill himself, but it's not wrong and abusive for him to make fun of my "complaining about my mum" when it's completely legitimate complaint? And how come he only applies the standard of "it's stupid to blame anyone for your problems except yourself" to me? How come he doesn't apply it to the hordes of ISISlamic "immigrants" (invaders) coming to Europe? They're running away from their own self-created problems cause they can't keep their shitty countries in order because all they care about is some stupid old dusty book. They care 100000000x more about that book than any Westerner cares about the Bible but Phantard The Tardtarded (and his "liberal" cohorts) oddly don't ever make fun of them for that the way they mock Christians for their incredibly mild "religious beliefs". He instead tries to say that Halibuts' foaming-mouth medieval antics are some kind of "charming" characteristic. What a weird fucktard. It's because Phantard The Tardtarded is the actual racist here, he applies rules to white western people that he doesn't apply to Halibuts. He obsessively portrays all white western people as evil satanic oppressors and all Halibuts as magically innocent, simultaneous victims/heroes of everything, and he incredibly, schizophrenically, shamelessly, both lauds what he sees the "funniness and cleverness and cheekiness" of their incredibly violent actions and yet also at the same times insists they are misunderstood geniuses who are in fact the most peaceful and pacifist group of people who have ever lived. Because he is the world's worst ever excuse for a human being. He sets higher "moral" standards for me, for some odd reason, even though he claims I'm an inferior sort. Just baffling, like everything else that dribbles out of the Alzh-tastic shithole that someone installed where his mouth should be. Maybe at some point he just lost it. Sudden middle-aged braindeath syndrome I guess. Deep down he must actually think that non-Halibuts are better than fanatic uneducated religious people from the desert, why else would you set a higher moral standard for them (well for me anyway)? But he can't bear to admit it because he's now spent such a long portion of his worthless life culturally and socially shilling/"sticking up for" this group that he has just arbitrarily adopted as a pet back in September 2001. He's been "thinking" like that for so long, he probably can't remember what it was like to not rim Allah 24/7. But obviously he could never admit it especially not at the behest of "someone like me", who he somehow hilariously thinks he is above). He can't even bear to read my posts such is the relentlessness of my logical assault on his incoherent babble. The only thing he can manage to do now is fake forced laughter every once in a while (Phantard, if you agree that everything in this post is correct and you're the worst excuse for a person in history, please indicate by posting one of your shit, empty, incredibly forced, "laughy-face emoticon" posts that you do now because you don't have a hope in hell of actually saying anything convincing against what I'm saying so you have to just engage in incredibly forced hollow "laughter" to kid yourself (and others who are in a similar state of mental decline as you) you're somehow winning an argument that you're refusing to even have) (or if you like, indicate by continuing to ignore me, or by posting some other similarly flatly dismissive post) What has "gone wrong" for me anyway, Phantard The Tardtarded? I thought I was "priveleged" to be living in a 1st world country with a "nice" mother and family who "puts up with me" etc? I thought I had no legitimate complaints ac-tarding to you? You can't even keep your incredibly moronic, self-contradictory, borderline-psychedelic fantasies straight for 5 minutes can you, universe's-greatest-fucktard? MODS: Because he applies moral standards to me he doesn't apply to Halibuts (in this case the standard is that "it's ridiculous to blame anyone except yourself for your problems"), that's proof he's the actual racist here and should be banned. Phantard mindlessly blames me for horrible ways my mother has hobbled me in life before I could even get started but he doesn't blame Halibuts for the stupid state of their countries where they can't even stop bombing each other for 5 minutes just because some of them have a different version of the Qu'u'u'u'u'u'u'ran or whatever that has a misprint and therefore some of them are "Sunni delights" or whatever and some of them are "shii'i'iiiiiiiitttes" or whatever. If you don't ban him right now for his racist post, you are just admitting you don't give a shit about about the rules you claim to enforce, or enforcing them consistently and fairly and rationally, and you don't give a shit about any logic at all, and you're admitting you're as much an honourary member of ISIS as Phantard The Tardtarded is, and you are just mindlessly arbitrarily punishing me because "being nice to Islam" is the trendy cause of the day, you are abusing your positions to censor people on issues you haven't even thought about, and you might as well go ahead and change the name of the website to "Allahlist" instead.
  11. Dr. Zorders

    Death In The Family

    What happen?
  12. Dr. Zorders

    Pink Panther Cast & Crew

    Lemme guess, beat his wife or something? I know you have a thing for that. If so I bet it really hurt coming from a mid-20th century Britfuck comedian who probably had polio when he was a kid........ Anyway he's one of my mum's faves, so for that reason alone he was obviously shit and should be in hell.
  13. I'm sorry to interrupt you guys re-posting stuff from your grandparents' facebook feed but I thought this was disturbing http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/news/2016/05/20/google-patents-pedestrian-glue-self-driving-cars/84645858/ Horrendous Silicon Valley nerd's to-do list: 1. Label people hicks and luddites if they express fear or discomfort about self-driving cars 2. Patent some stupid human fly-paper "safety device", "just in case"
  14. Dr. Zorders

    The EU Referendum Hokey Cokey

    Did King Crimson predict the rise of the EU with their song "One More Red Nightmare"?
  15. Dr. Zorders

    Political Discussions And Ranting Thread

    Trump's claim was that there were no-go areas of London. So I don't see how paid ads reinforce his claim or make him look a genius. Earlier this year taking a short roadtrip I saw many paid ads from Christian groups on billboard. England has just as much freedom as the U.S. does to worship whatever religion you wish. Um... except for the freedom to dislike such ads obviously. In Phantard's world, plenty of rights for the members of whichever foaming-mouth death cult he's championing this week but not for people who just want a bus that isn't covered with creepy spidery "kill all the infidels" bullshit.
  16. Okay...? Well, aaw shucks. They look dumb enough to be scottish. I forgot Shankhill was in Nireland. Everything else I said about Scotland stands, plus stop trying to steal Netherlands schtick what with the "look how many Halibuts and dykes we've got" thing.
  17. Hey Phantard can you stop clicking on my profile and just kill yourself you worthless fucking mook? Cheers!

  18. Hey Phantard can you stop clicking on my profile and just kill yourself you worthless fucking mook? Cheers!

    1. Dr. Zorders

      Dr. Zorders

      ...Ha ha?

      I can't be happy, they suspended the greatest alt-account ever made, and Phantom's still alive.

    2. Predictor

      Predictor

      What alt-account? The greatness about that song is that it almost hypontizes you into being happy no matter what. Maybe it's ironically passive-aggressive in a subliminal way haha. Btw, you spend way too much time feuding with Phantom. Don't like him? Ignore him. I don't like broccoli, so I don't buy, talk, dream or think about it. Simple as that. Even easier since it's mutual feelings. I'm just worried that you're spending less time making funny & witty posts...

    3. Dr. Zorders

      Dr. Zorders

      couldnt you have told me that via PM? I'm trying to tell someone to kill themselves here!

    4. Show next comments  15 more
  19. Wow. I guess we can only hope he'll try to sell his safe next. Scotland really seems to be leading the way in fucktardery at the moment doesn't it? http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/09/man-arrested-after-teaching-pug-to-do-a-nazi-salute-when-it-heard-the-words-sieg-heil-5870354/ This guy arrested for this total joke video. I thought you guys were supposed to have a sense of humour up there? Have you guys even had a backlash against the police or are you just accepting it and saying "fair play"? Fucking baffling? Add this to charon actually going 'earnest' on us and saying "nice stuff!" just for Rover's incredibly painful attempts to deeply analyse a primary process that is pretty much dead and done and a general election that is 6 months away.... World going nuts and Skirt-Wearing-Cunts-for-Allah leading the way.
  20. Dr. Zorders

    A Joke

    Why did Beethoven decide to have a wank? Fer release!
  21. Dr. Zorders

    Not Really Famous, But What A Moniker!

    What's the Shi Ping forecast like? Not good: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shi_Ping#cite_note-tencent-5
  22. Dr. Zorders

    Ozzy Osbourne

    The sick twisted performance artist who plays both Ozzy and Gazza must be really knackered from double duty at the moment.
  23. He had one job, to get us all a nice brokered convention, and he couldn't even do that. What a disappointing human being. Hilary should start editing her inaugeration speech. I dunno, has she finished learning Arabic yet?
  24. Dr. Zorders

    Prince

    Man this place is rapidly turning from Carry On Maddie/The IsThatcherorCastroDeadYet Show, to the TMZ forums or some shit. Cat is Harvey Levin but without the O'Reilly Factor appearances.
  25. Dr. Zorders

    The dead of 2016

    I don't want to give Tyndall Fugit an excuse to start off on one but maybe dehydration had something to do with it?
×

Important Information

Your use of this forum is subject to our Terms of Use