Dr. Zorders
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Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin (65 years old and a fatty fat bastard who looks like someone who could potentially roll for days if he ever fell down the wrong hill) responds to fans who are worried that he won't live to finish writing all the books.......
(How the fuck many are there supposed to be anyway?)
http://www.forbes.co...-fans-the-bird/
“I find that question pretty offensive, people speculating about my death and my health,” Martin said in an interview with Swiss newspaper Tagesanzeiger. “So f*ck you to those people.”
Surely just for that, this guy has to go on the front page in 2015? I was already thinking about him a few days ago before he even said this.
Here we debate candidates for death in a dignified almost academic fashionLULZ!
but going on a fan forum where the writer frequents and saying (from what could be considered a selfish approach) "You're not going to croak before you finish that are you?" is a bit rude.TBQFH Bilbo-griffin, I think they were just trying to drop a hint to him - i.e. "stop stuffing your fat fucking face like a Scottish Halibut who's spending the first day after the end of Ramadan at an all-you-can-eat, deep-fried-everything restaurant/buffet in Glasgow, because we want you to be able to finish the sodding books!" If they'd just come out and said that maybe he would have been forced to respect them for it and change his habits.
The fans need not be worried though his publisher is probably stockpiling monkeys and typewriters as we speak.Yeah and the funniest thing is they'll probably tell them the books they come up with were actually his work, and he "just managed to finish them before he died!"
If he has children I am sure they will do the best to continue his legacy (squeeze as much money as possible out of his name) in the same way as Brian Herbert did for his father Frank and Christopher Tolkien is doing.
I dunno if he does and can't be arsed to look it up on Pikiwedia. And I think they'll definitely go with the "he just managed to finish them!" route. And the best part is the fans will believe it.
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Not sure if this is the right place to post but ill-conceived brand names sometimes bother me.
Superdry - great if it is for outdoor clothing but when it ends up on the waistband of your pants my first thought is of incontinence products. Seriously guys?
I remember the first time I ever saw a Superdrug when I was a kid, I already had been told what "drugs" were, and that they were very bad indeed young man, so I thought all the shoppers were going in there to buy heroin and crack, hahahaha
Also there are lots of other retardedly named products out there. Like the advert I saw the other day, for some kind of vitamin drink for kids called "PaediaSure", PaediaSurely I don't even have to explain that one.
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Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin (65 years old and a fatty fat bastard who looks like someone who could potentially roll for days if he ever fell down the wrong hill) responds to fans who are worried that he won't live to finish writing all the books.......
(How the fuck many are there supposed to be anyway?)
http://www.forbes.co...-fans-the-bird/
“I find that question pretty offensive, people speculating about my death and my health,” Martin said in an interview with Swiss newspaper Tagesanzeiger. “So f*ck you to those people.”
Surely just for that, this guy has to go on the front page in 2015? I was already thinking about him a few days ago before he even said this.
Here we debate candidates for death in a dignified almost academic fashionLULZ!
but going on a fan forum where the writer frequents and saying (from what could be considered a selfish approach) "You're not going to croak before you finish that are you?" is a bit rude.TBQFH Bilbo-griffin, I think they were just trying to drop a hint to him - i.e. "stop stuffing your fat fucking face like a Scottish Halibut who's spending the first day after the end of Ramadan at an all-you-can-eat, deep-fried-everything restaurant/buffet in Glasgow, because we want you to be able to finish the sodding books!" If they'd just come out and said that maybe he would have been forced to respect them for it and change his habits.
The fans need not be worried though his publisher is probably stockpiling monkeys and typewriters as we speak.Yeah and the funniest thing is they'll probably tell them the books they come up with were actually his work, and he "just managed to finish them before he died!"
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Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin (65 years old and a fatty fat bastard who looks like someone who could potentially roll for days if he ever fell down the wrong hill) responds to fans who are worried that he won't live to finish writing all the books.......
(How the fuck many are there supposed to be anyway?)
http://www.forbes.co...-fans-the-bird/
“I find that question pretty offensive, people speculating about my death and my health,” Martin said in an interview with Swiss newspaper Tagesanzeiger. “So f*ck you to those people.”
Surely just for that, this guy has to go on the front page in 2015? I was already thinking about him a few days ago before he even said this.
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Erm....... they don't know about our murderers in Yankland cos it doesn't come on their TV/news, Shaun.... they probably don't even know who Maddie is.
They should do really though, we all know about Bundy and whatnot. So much for the special relationship.
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It'll be funny when this kid eventually turns pro and plays at the British Open....
http://www.stratfordstar.com/23698/ian-brady-age-8-second-in-pga-competition/
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Ignore Spade he's just "overdoing his gimmick"....... of being a twat.
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Speaking of horse...........
Google exec Timothy Hayes killed by a heroin wielding prozzie on his 50 foot yacht.
Police say Hayes met Tichleman on a sugar daddy dating site, and charged in the thousands in exchange for sex. "It is incredible to see the number of people Forrest touched," remarked one friend on Hayes' memorial website.HAHAHA. Yeah he must have used the website often then..
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Er, what? Crusades? Thought he was 95 not 995!
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Latest update is oop!
Is the other update of a different sort we've been waiting for the last week? Hurry up, me lad.
Are we finally sponsoring Fort William Football Club? Are you giving up the ghost-logging? Are we being shut-down? Is it a donation-drive? Have the old bill shut us down?
Sorry for the mindless speculation, I crawl back in my cave.
Re: getting shut down.... probably not!
However if the trend of people stuffing their teams with young cancer (and other similarly horrible illnesses) victims (who weren't even remotely famous before they got told it was terminal) continues and grows, and next year half the top forty picks consists of that said-type of person, maybe that day won't be as far off as you might think?
I mean seriously. Especially female, UK-based ones - they're the ones that are really asking for trouble from certain..... outrage-based outlets which most DLers and DDPers generally tend to despise. Do I really have to spell it out any more?
Just a thought, guys (and girls...), maybe use your brains a bit next time?
This is one thing I am going to agree with Dr Z on. I do not like the Terminally Ill "ordinary person" picks. It raises alsorts of questions. Although, there is an argument that if they are using social media to express their thoughts then they are courting publicity and could be considered fair game whereas a lot of celebs close down completely and you don't know anything until they are dead (Lewis Collins for example). I for one will not be seeking out the Kate Grangers of the future I will stick to my obscure notion of celebrity.
Thanks pal. I was hoping maybe a few people would back me up on that..... I guess maybe it's something to discuss later when 2015 is much closer?
I'm serious though. Maybe stuff like Felix Glenny isn't so bad cos he's a male and therefore not subject to the Maddie mentality. And even the Daily Mail has a residual loathing for Americans. But people really need to learn to not push it.....
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Apparently recording a new video message that will be released on his 96th Birthday (Nov 7).
Either all those prayers worked, he wasn't as ill as all that anyway or he is an optimist?
This may be a cover and he is recording something that will be shown when he dies.
"Never-before-seen" video........ i.e. probably something he recorded in 1995 and has been lying around ever since....
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Possibly one for the conspiracy thread.......
http://www.themoscow...des/503089.html
The gang had been under protection from the Authorities until it stabbed 8 adults and 4 kids at a farmhouse.
3 recent suicides and now a heart attack after a stroke aged 38? Really?........... (need to find out the rest of the gangs names for next year,)
Notorious gang leader Sergei Tsapok, convicted of masterminding the murders of 12 people in 2010, died in prison on Sunday night.
Tsapok is the fourth member of his gang to die in prison recently, with the three previous deaths all deemed suicides, state news service RIA Novosti reported.
The most recent of these three deaths occurred on Friday, a hanging by a man sentenced to life in prison for murder.
Authorities suspect that Tsapok, whose gang was accused of terrorizing a rural southern Russian town into submission for over a decade, died of heart failure related to a stroke.
An investigation is under way to establish the exact cause of death, the Investigative Committee said Monday in a statement.
Tsapok, who is believed to have led the gang in the Krasnodar region town of Kushchyovskaya since 2002, was given a life sentence last year for his role in the murder of wealthy local farmer Server Ametov and 11 of his family members and friends.
The farmer had reportedly compromised Tsapok's power in the town by gaining popular support. The mass killing sent a shockwave throughout Russia.
Several members of Tsapok's gang were convicted of the murders, which took place on the night of Nov. 4, 2010, in the farmer's home. Tsapok was convicted of making the order.
An investigation found that Tsapok, who owned a private security firm and participated in local politics, had ruthlessly tormented local competitors into giving up control of the region's property and business assets.
On Saturday, Tsapok was taken to a hospital where he was preliminarily diagnosed with a stroke before returning to his prison's medical facilities for further treatment, the Investigative Committee said. His lifeless body was recovered from his prison cell on Monday morning.
We're talking about Russia here. Not exactly the world capital of fitness/healthy eating...... life expectancy for men is something like 58 or sommat.... although you may have a good general point about the others.
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Er, so I guess we've all seen by now the news about how the Tory government of the 1980s was supposedly chock-full of pedos (or suspected pedos)....
I hope none of this goes back on Thatcher or it's gonna seriously endanger all the unhinged gloating and mocking I had planned for when Geoffrey Howe dies.
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Who dunnit? Clive Dunnit....
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I think Christopher Lee should inherit the role of Deathlist favorite. Despite this being only his second appearance on the list he holds so many movie records and is generally well liked he should stay on no matter what (except death obviously) but we might get another 8 appearances out of him before then.
He might serve better that way than as a bankable pick. He's also high profile enough to provide more entertainment/news updates than Dunn, who spent most of his time as our mascot just chilling out in his Algarve home (he was still breathing in that area when Maddie vanished but...best not go there, eh?) Lee embraces life in ways that challenge ideas about those in their tenth decade.
Jesus christ man.....
Only on this website.
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if you include all the deaths from previous years lists as well as this years one it comes to 11 so far, which is pretty good for halfway through the year
Except that ain't how we do it, numbnuts. That's like me saying "oh, if I include the number of times I had sex in 2007 or something, I'm doing pretty okay for this year!"
Edit: Just realised I probably shouldn't have said "2007", that would leave me wide open to Maryport who is obviously in a Maddie mood today.
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So this is the leader of ISIS. He released a video a couple of days ago ordering all Halibuts to support him and all that shit. Yep, another name with a lot of As and Zs and Hs in it to try and remember....... there were reports that he had been killed or injured so I guess this was the reason they released the video. How long until he gets drone'd? Hopefully not too long, come on Obama FFS...
http://www.mirror.co...aghdadi-3817935
Oh man, don't all the so-called "news" people who are afraid of saying "Islamic terrorist" on air because it might make them "raaaaciiiiiiiiist!" love ISIS? They can just say ISIS over and over because it sounds like a computer company based in Warwickshire.......
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Well done TMIB. I am really sad to see you retire as the host of the DDP.
Yeah, I'm going to miss the Commie bastard.
There doesn't seem to be a crying emoticon available.... (although hopefully it won't be too hard to find someone who will have similarly good stewardship and make me look silly for saying that).
Failing that, TMIB if I win the lottery or something like that, would you stay on if I paid you to do it?
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Sorry, I'm not good with idioms. Since I'm not an idiot.
The fact you've posted that sentence is conclusive evidence to the contrary.
If believing that makes you happy then you go ahead and believe it bruh.....
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Sorry, I'm not good with idioms. Since I'm not an idiot.
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I'll also pass on some wise words a sage once said to me on "if one person hates you there a cunt, if two people hate you there both cunts, if everybody around yous got a beef with you you're the cunt and you need to sort your shit out quick.What makes you think I'm interested in your inbred South Shields folk wisdom that your Marmite-sandwich scoffing Scout leader told you when you were 14?
A) I'm not a sand dancer B ) I wasn't in the scouts when I was 14 C) My scout leader didn't give me that advice D) I'm not even from a northern family line, we're immigrants to the old geordie land from the south E) You're clearly somewhat interested because you replied.
Apart from that there's no bollocks in your post whatsoever
Okay. I don't give a flying fuck whether ya's is like. And I'm just joking of course, Northern folk are the salt of the earth. (That explains why you're not the salt of the earth, mystery fucking solved....) I was just using whatever I can to attack you because that's what "cunts" like me do right?
BTW just wanted to say, you're still on zero points on DDP, hahah......... and your philosophy of "if a lot of people say you should do X, then you should do X immediately! no questions asked" is more like the creed of inbred hut-dwelling primitives who roast their own young on a spit every month in attempt to make the "rain gods" make more rain, than the supposed 21st century earth-loving green intellectual genius you clearly think you are. So shut. The. Fack. Up.
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I'll also pass on some wise words a sage once said to me on "if one person hates you there a cunt, if two people hate you there both cunts, if everybody around yous got a beef with you you're the cunt and you need to sort your shit out quick.What makes you think I'm interested in your inbred South Shields folk wisdom that your Marmite-sandwich scoffing Scout leader told you when you were 14?
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See this is exactly the kind of post you should stick to, you old mong.
I will take that advice deep into consideration, fine young sage...
Let me just write it in my invisible notebook here.
Surely you recognise the vast majority of your posts are what can only be politely described as the bullshit ramblings of a moronicos cunt.
No....... I'd say the "worst" of my thoughts are 10,000 times better than most of yours.....
I actually thought you were improving and becoming a decent sort but now you've just made a serious relapse. I don't know what you hope to gain from this attack other than the approval of a certain poster who's closely associated with tedium, and is twice my age. Which would be rather stupidly ironic considering you called me "old".....
The difference I only express one in ten thousand of my thoughts on here, you instead appear to express every minuscule irrelevance on here and to set out to deliberately offend/upset people, furthermore failing miserably like the petulant sod you are. I don't even know who you're on about with regards to that certain poster. I have no desire to be liked by or to seek the approval of anyone to be honest. It was merely a pointing out of most of what you post is utter codswallop, not that makes you a bad person. I'm sure you are a jolly good fellow, maybe one day we'll get to affirm that assumption over a pint at a DL Meet, but you come across as a bit of a prick on here.
Also, rockhopperpenguin - come back when you've found someone who we don't know already his dead. That blokes got his own thread for pity's sake.
So you complain that I "set out to offend people" (which mostly I don't, and if I ever do you'd expect people on a forum called Deathlist to have a bit thicker skin about it. Also, I think a lot of people just wrongly think I was trying to offend them when I wasn't. That seems to happen a lot). And then 2 seconds later you say yourself "I have no desire to make people like me"? Wow. So I'm supposed to make an effort to be "nice" or whatever but you're not?
Well anyway, looks like you don't have any idea what you hope to gain from it either........
You're talking shite. And the only reason I've mocked you in previous posts (most of them some time ago) was because you were talking shite and asking incredibly dumb questions. You're obviously just still angry about that because you're too thick to realise I had a legit reason to say you were talking shite. When you first signed up everyone just thought you were a troll who'd got bored of posting as a guest and decided to sign up. Then you got a bit better, most accepted you as a poster, including me. But now you're attacking me for absolutely fuck-all reason. You're just wrong. So shut up. I take all attacks against me in mostly in my stride, why can't you accept it if I said I didn't like your post, but you expect me to change the way I post cos you said so?
What's with all the pointless "bad blood" on DL lately eh? Particularly towards me..... I blame the fact that it's such a slow year, mostly.
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See this is exactly the kind of post you should stick to, you old mong.
I will take that advice deep into consideration, fine young sage...
Let me just write it in my invisible notebook here.
Surely you recognise the vast majority of your posts are what can only be politely described as the bullshit ramblings of a moronicos cunt.
No....... I'd say the "worst" of my thoughts are 10,000 times better than most of yours.....
I actually thought you were improving and becoming a decent sort but now you've just made a serious relapse. I don't know what you hope to gain from this attack other than the approval of a certain poster who's closely associated with tedium, and is twice my age. Which would be rather stupidly ironic considering you called me "old".....
Ideas And Possibilities For 2015
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I gave up after I saw the incredibly shit film. (Which we were talking about just last week.)
In fact it's just occurred to me, I'm not sure if I can remember loving any space-based sci-fi film I've seen since I saw that, or if I've even tried watching any, it has affected me in that area as badly as that bad shrimp that fucked Michael Winner over.