Magere Hein

Yep! Full Time FORT WILLIAM 4 LOSSIEMOUTH 3 Taken from their facebook page. Party time Woohoo! regards, Hein

Dunno, I never asked. Then again: regards, Hein

After several hours of debugging my method (which is far from perfect) I got there. regards, Hein

Flemish author Ward Ruyslinck died yesterday, aged 85. I read several of his novels and met him once in 1979 when he gave a lecture at the local library. regards, Hein

Belgian. regards, Hein

The mind boggles as to whether or not they leave it in the boot while traveling or have it strapped in one of the passenger seats as they're driving along. Your answer is to be found in the report: They are from Norfolk. It probably doubles up as a sex doll so they can have a 'threesome' Or a living sex doll. Would it be living if it's made out of MDF? If mr Stolworthy is an Italian carpenter, perhaps. Mrs Stolworthy: "Lie down and lie, Cliff." regards, Hein

My impression with former sports people is that they pop off rather suddenly. Whether that comes with the job, as in slog on to the final whistle without complaints or rather that all that excercise has something to do with it, I don't know..Anyway, I don't expect Sir Bobby doing a Zsa-Zsa. regards, Hein

Happy 90th, mr president. regards, Hein

Masturbation perhaps? regards, Hein

Only 6 days of rain? regards, Hein

Damn, I'd swear I've posted about his trial more recently, but that damned search facility doesn't show it. Prosecutors at a U.N. court in The Hague have called for former Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic to be sentenced to life in prison for his alleged crimes, including the massacre of over 7,000 men and boys in Srebrenica and the shelling of Sarajevo. regards, Hein

27, depression... Does she do drugs? regards, Hein

Using dilithium powered Zimmer frames, no doubt. regards, Hein

I guess so. In the Netherlands punting is (or used to be) the opposite of posh: This picture from 1926 shows a punter in Giethoorn. regards, Hein

Of course you didn't know that, because he didn't. I'm not surprised that rag didn't check their facts, it rarely does. Farrell died 30 December 2010 rather than 29 December. Rasputin died 29 December 1916 in the Julian calendar, which equates to 16 December 1916 in the Gregorian calendar. regards, Hein

Update: last Sunday Van Basten did attend AZ Alkmaar's match against PEC Zwolle (1-0), but not as assistant to Alex Pastoor. Pastoor got the sack last week. The club lied that they couldn't agree about a new contract, but the truth came out last Sunday night: AZ thought Pastoor had leaked the news of Van Basten's self-relegation to the press. That wasn't the case and AZ retracted their accusation. Pastoor now challenges his dismissal. To be continued. regards, Hein

The picture there says it all: regards, Hein

That piece of speculation reminds me of the work of Kremlin watchers before the collapse of the Soviet Union. regards, Hein

It looks like our former candidate Hamid Karzai will survive his presidency of Afghanistan. His successor will be Ashraf Ghani, now that he and his rival Abdullah Abdullah made a power sharing deal, or so BBC says. Karzai was rather a disappointment (in our view; mr Karzai may disagree), but I can imagine this Ghani & Abdullah love fest won't last forever. BTW, funny name, that: Abdullah Abdullah. Perhaps not as sinister a name as Sirhan Sirhan (or Sing Sing, for that matter), but still... regards, Hein

Hey, that's a different religion! regards, Hein

Find the 10 differences. regards, Hein

I know. Perhaps they should be. What I admire most in those Bretons is their choice of target. regards, Hein

Perhaps Scottish nationalist can learn a thing or two from the Bretons. regards, Hein

Aye, but with t' Pirate-to-English translator it's a breeze. regards, Hein

Those who do will show it. In song, presumably, possibly in Welsh. regards, Hein