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Magere Hein

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    The Olsen Twins & Christina Ricci

    Oh my god...the Krauts are back regards, Hein
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    The Kings Of Tonga

    Why cide your pater when you already have his power? regards, Hein
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    Scott Peterson

    Yeah, but will he be famous by then? regards, Hein
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    Ideas and Possibilities for 2006

    Dr. Who? regards, Hein
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    Finally

    I think it's called a bull. Another kind of holy cow, I suppose. regards, Hein
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    Gerry Adams & Martin McGuinness

    Good point Mr Notapotato(e), but how long is one allowed to wallow in grief for alleged historical slights. I did some time in an Irish Regiment and was amazed that they still held a grudge over the 'Battle of the Boyne' in 1690. Is it not time to forgive and forget, move on and get over it? Should I start a bombing campaign in Italy in revenge for the Roman invasion of my country? History should be used as a lesson for the future, not as a cudgel with which to beat the present. In my life I've met quite a few Dutch who avoided Germany and Germans like the plague because of that unfortunate incident in 1940-1945. Formal relations between the Netherlands and Germany were restored soon after 1948, however, and hostilities are limited to football matches, both on the pitch and outside the stadium. We now exact our revenge by selling the Germans vegetables and flowers. regards, Hein
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    Fred Dibnah

    Not at all. Did not! regards, Hein PS I love that edit button.
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    Ronnie Biggs

    No-one died in the robbery. The train driver, Jack Mills, was hit over the head with an end of iron, and wounded such that he could never return to work. That's not as bad as killing him, I guess. regards, Hein
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    Fred Dibnah

    Light green. slightly shaded regards, Hein
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    Fred Dibnah

    Depends on the browser, I'm on netscape and I don't have a green arrow on the back button. A bit of paint can cure that. regards, Hein
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    Near Misses for 2005

    Is that a complaint or a threat? regards, Hein
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    I Love Josco's Little Man

    Oooh, I like that. It also brings me to the question whether avatars can be used for electronic voodoo purposes. A bit like this. regards, Hein
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    Gerald Ford

    Interesting question. One wonders what Capitol Watchers would make of it if he would. regards, Hein
  14. Oh deary me, that's obscene. I like it. But it somehow lacks the refinement and satisfaction of the real live original! The satisfaction bit I agree with, but refinement? Farts refined? There's a reason why they smell. regards, Hein
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    Hans Bethe

    Fair enough. My team can be found here. regards, Hein
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    Hans Bethe

    Observant followers would have deduced that from my comments. Here's a hint: there are three DDP teams with Bethe as a member. Only one of those teams had a hit on 2 March. regards, Hein
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    Pope John Paul

    Whoops guess they should have asked the PM of Luxembourg Sources close to the Holy See indicate that the report of the Pope's death is greatly exaggerated.
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    Hans Bethe

    Congratulations! Thank you. Observant followers of the DDP may have noticed that my team has run out of German-born members. They kept their promise and died early. What this means geopolitically I leave as an exercise to our Max Schmeling[1] fan club. Yes, rather unfortunate. On the bright side: this death takes my team to a tie for second place. Your time will come, unless you picked only the young and healthy. [1] I didn't pick Schmeling, an oversight I very much regret. Schöne Grüße, Dein Hein
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    Hans Bethe

    Yes! That's two hits in 5 days for my DDP team. gloatingly yours, Hein
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    Fidel Castro

    I know it now though because you just told me. Does that mean you could help me to get hold of a cheap second-hand bicycle? Of course, although most have been melted and recast into frigates and cruise missiles. You can expect a visit by one of my representatives soon. regards, Hein
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    Sister Lucia

    L. Ron Hubbard did quite well with his Scientology scam. regards, Hein
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    Fidel Castro

    It's even worse. I was once a member of the Dutch Communist Party. Ergo I murdered a third of the Dutch population. You don't know that, because I censor left-wing (i.e. all) media. regards, Hein
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    I Love Josco's Little Man

    Quite an accomplishment, 100 posts in less than a month. It took me ten to scramble a lousy 98. I'm sharpening my scythe, though. regards, Hein
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    Tommy Vance - Dead

    Never heard of the bloke before. John Peel was quite popular on the continent, however. regards, Hein
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    Please Let It Be... Paul McCartney

    I was legless yesterday, but I wish I was brainless now. regards, Hein
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