Magere Hein

Should he die from choking, that'd be ironic.

That's unnatural. What did they put in their half-time tea?

I Cant Tell You Why, but i have a Peacful, Easy Feeling that hes going to be ok They're only going to watch him for 72 hours. What happens after that? They're gonna watch somebody else.

But now they can call him the 3rd dead Beatle. Stuart Sutcliffe was the first one though, so Sir George is #4 So there are, or were, several 5th Beatles, possibly simultaneously. I'm confused. The original paid line up had Stuart Sutcliffe on bass, McCartney on guitar, Lennon on guitar, Harrison on guitar and Pete Best on drums. Sutcliffe - art student mate of John's from back in the day - stayed in Hamburg and died of a brain haemorrhage. Pete Best got sacked and replaced and that produced the Fab Four. Until Paul died in 9 November 1966 and was replaced by Brian. After they split George died in 1974 and was replaced by an imposter and the CIA organised an assassination for John in 1980. Ringo survived an assassination attempt in 1964 and is now the only surviving Beatle because his life is protected by a Jewish conspiracy to keep him prominent. Glad you raised it, I'll promote my forthcoming book on Beatle legends via this thread once it goes live on Amazon! Ah, that clears up the matter, at least partly. I'm glad to hear about Ringo. How exactly does George Martin fit in? The Illuminati?

That's what you get when civil servants do the job. Can't they bring back hanging? It's a damn sight quicker.

Do not venture into this forest lightly for there are horrors here beyond your wildest imaginings. i only share my wildest imaginations with my imaginary friends That's ok, as long as they keep them to themselves.

That's in the one I would put in the ironic deaths thread She ain't dead. The tyke should have aimed better.

But now they can call him the 3rd dead Beatle. Stuart Sutcliffe was the first one though, so Sir George is #4 So there are, or were, several 5th Beatles, possibly simultaneously. I'm confused.

If you say so. Are you a famous slav? famous like Tito himself XD Good enough for me. How's your health? All legs present? like an 88 yo in a 23 yo body, just perfect Good for you, but a bit of a disappointment from a deadpooling perspective. With three slavs in my DDP team, I do expect results from them this year.

no he was taken off injured.does that end his death curse theory then ?no,no,no,no,nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Well, if he stays off for a few weeks and celebs drop like flies during that time, we'd have reason for doubt. It's rubbish, of course, coincidence in a vague and ill-defined pattern. I suppose some statistical jiggery-pokery can just as easily show that:

Dr Z is not banned, AFAIK.

FFS! I've wasted my DDP joker! Do not think of it as wasted. We still have 9 months left of the year. Man City might still win the Premier League. Yes, and given enough thrust, pigs will fly.

Ach so, Bahnhof Zoo. Speaking of which, how's Christiane F. doing?

If you say so. Are you a famous slav? famous like Tito himself XD Good enough for me. How's your health? All legs present?

I can't explain the mice either. Perhaps they're used in satanic rituals. IFAIK Ford is fucked. That's why he's one of my DDP picks.

Is it a coincidence that today's also International Women's Day?

Saw her doing her beached whale impression on the cover of some celebrity tabloid over the weekend. She's one of ours for sure. So that Margaret Woodall raised Kerry Katona to her 465k Twitter followers. How does that work?

Husband in a coma after falling off balcony: http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/03/08/05/46/husband-of-kerri-anne-kennerley-in-coma Hmm, has a nice beat that, there's a song in it. ETA: Bet he tried to take a selfie.

Aha, the non-random number generator still works.

Cockwombles. That's about right.

If you say so. Are you a famous slav?

Last alleged one has died http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-07/fuzzy-wuzzy-angel-faole-bokoi-dies/7226102 Didn't Lance-Corporal Jones fight them?

Not just entertainment...

Billy Graham. Just because he can.

Yeah, sounds a wonderful campaign theme: "The dead for president."