Cobbo the Croakmeister

Deteriorating rapidly is always a good sign. Not long now before he slips towards my old favourite - "Close relatives say he's just waiting to die" I should have added Alex 'Hurricane' Higgins to my suggestions as well. Surely now he's the undisputed Tragic Wasted Sporting Genius of Ireland it won't be long before he's embroiled in a "15 points behind, with 18 left on the table" nail-biter with St Peter.

I have a few tips for 2006: Peter O'Sullevan (Horse Racing commentator) Bernard Manning Arnold Palmer Zsa Zsa Gabor Arthur C Clarke