Cat O'Falk

I don't know about a para-gliding accident but CNN did genuinely report his death in error; the pages were subsequently removed but evidence remains. http://us.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/04/20/hawking.death/index.html?iref=topnews http://us.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/04/20/hawking.memorial/index.html?iref=topnews On Global Associated News at the very bottom of the page - in very small print - they say: "FAKE... THIS STORY IS 100% FAKE! this is an entertainment website, and this is a totally fake article based on zero truth and is a complete work of fiction for entertainment purposes! this story was dynamically generated using a generic 'template' and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals has been 100% fabricated by web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank 'non-specific' template for the purpose of entertainment." Of course, people don't read that far with such an explosive headline.

Some people believe EVERYTHING they read on 'tinternet. I take it he died beside his instructor? The fact that it's been reported on Global Associated News says it all.

Can you fucking be clear about what the fucking fuck you're fucking talking about please? Why couldn't you have put "China's moon rover declared dead" instead? Many people will be aware that China had recently landed a moon rover and found that fact quite interesting, but not all of us knew it was called "Jade Rabbit" because not every single person necessarily obsesses over every detail of every single story that you do on whatever forum/news website you normally hang out on. And it wasn't exactly given extensive coverage in the UK media. In fact I'd say most people reading that would have thought you were going on about some sodding cartoon character. That's what I thought. This is a problem that happens in regard to a number of different topics/news events all over the internet. People drop obscure names and references all day and presume everyone else knows what they're talking about. Why do so many gormless cunts just assume that just because they are familiar with the details/names involved in something, that means every single person in the world also is? BTW, I had just typed out a rant that was a lot more personally vindictive but decided to delete it because I thought it was good that you posted the news. So you got lucky that you only got called a cunt couple of times. But I'm still angry. Why is this world so full of thick, gormless cunts? I'll second that.

As posted over 40 minutes earlier in Hollywood Possibilities Forum.

As is Keith Allen.

Get in! First hit since 2012... I'm sorry to disappoint you, but... Bloody hell. Does the fact that this was kept quiet mean my 1st reserve is promoted? “first reported 28.01.14 - bugger...” I’m sorry as well to disappoint you but the showbiz rag The Stage reported her demise on Saturday 14th December 2013. http://www.thestage.co.uk/features/obituaries/2013/12/jean-harvey/

I don't know but at 94 he was a long time passing.

As reported in the Pete Seeger forum. http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=8208&hl=%20pete%20%20seeger&st=20

No condolence visits, no flowers. regards, Hein There's one consolation, now he's pushing up daisies Most gardeners spend time getting rid of daisies. I'll wager this one's not happy with pushing them up.

As noted in his own thread more than 11 hours ago.... I am as confused as fuck Either the Search Engine is fucked or I am. I searched for the name "Abbado" and I can't find any previous thread. Where is it??????????????? The search function is notoriously temperamental. That's a nice way of saying it's shit. (Not DL's fault obviously, its whichever chimps who programmed this type of forum) Googling "deathlist" "Claudio Abbado" (or any name and including the inverted commas) saves a lot of searching onsite.

You just did. Fictional deaths aren't really what we're about, perhaps you should run along to digital spy and discuss "how emotional" it was there. Hercule Poirot received a full-page obituary in the New York Times; he's the only fictional character to have done so, however, he is in a totally different class.

I guess the headlines will say "Remembering Sarah Marshall". Does anyone know if she was wearing a red shirt when she died?

Trigger: You knew my grand-dad Arthur, didn't you Mr Trotter. Grandad: Yeah, I knew Arthur alright. Trigger: He was a smashing man, he took care of me when my mum went. Rodney: Where was your dad? Trigger: He died a couple of years before I was born. R.I.P. Trigger. Thanks for all the laughs.

For the astronomers amongst us, John Dobson of the Dobsonion telescope fame, has departed for the heavens at the age of 98. http://www.skyandtelescope.com/news/John-Dobson-1915ndash2014-240456881.html I don't know if he liked baked beans though.

So is everyone saying it's not normal to stick your todger in a can of baked beans? BUGGER!

Zoopla estimate his north London home as being worth £6,917,410 so I expect the inheritance taxman is rubbing his hands.