Geronimo

Isn't this a phrase that means exactly the opposite of what it says? As in: with all due respect, i.e. go f'uck yourself. That's my reading whenever I see it.

Football analysts' cliches: tempo All credit to... To be fair Unbelievable (Alan Hansen) No disrespect to... disappointing

Looks like they didn't get everything. Or are those man boobs now? It says he's an "activist". Oh yeah?

Mother says Amy's in denial. I thought she was in de West Indies.

Learn to count. And find a new avatar!

No. There are still hundreds of survivors in each participating nation. Fair enough. My topic-initiating total shall remain resolutely at 1. I suppose if you really wanted you could open a thread for reporting the deaths of WW11 notables... Like who? Most of the notables are dead, except Vera Lynn who has her own thread. There are a few VCs covered elsewhere on the forum, the odd U-boat skipper, also covered elsewhere, a few survivors from high profile actions, also covered elsewhere. As you said we're nowhere near the last few as in the WW1 survivors. But most of those left of the notables are covered in other categories.

Countryside - a word invented by Stephen Fry to describe the murder of Piers Morgan - were it to happen.

More of a training video for this thread. But you can't fault them for trying.

Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other: "I'll drive, you man the gun."

Stand for Parliament and buy a duck house on the taxpayer.

Unless first he happens to be convicted of some concealed crime just as he dies, in which case the deadline might be Dominick Undunne. I know, but I'm bored. And if his crime is uncovered just before he takes his last flight, which then crashes in flames, the deadline could be: "Dominick flies Undunne."

Unless first he happens to be convicted of some concealed crime just as he dies, in which case the deadline might be Dominick Undunne. I know, but I'm bored.

There was also an advert on TV showing a motorbike doing something very similar, the "Now you see him, now you don't" one. I thought at the time, how is that the car driver's fault? Then you see the stupid bastards making their own lane down the white lines on the motorway to undertake the cars in the outside lane. No wonder motorcycists make up a good proportion of the roadkill. If it's possible to overtake on the inside a car in the outside overtaking lane of the motorway that car shouldn't be there. All too often, however, there is some arsehole hogging an overtaking lane when they should have come in. I don't think the police mind because it slows down all the traffic and they like that. But people who flout lane discipline should be blasted off the face of the Earth reprimanded.

I doubt it if it's owner used to sh*t all over it.

Hide from the traffic wardens.

Police have been questioning the local piper about his missing son, Tom.

How many in that excellent list of Ozzies are aborigines?

Last surviving officer. I would assume that there were others involved still alive.

Is this a ghost? Apparently it's the pic of the bunch.

Would Z-car actors qualify? There's still quite a few about.

Like this thread. Wouldn't this be better off in the artists thread? I can't imagine a long, fascinating discussion on the life and times of Louise Bourgeois.