Society is being strangled by woke ideology/mind virus/blob. Here’s a place to document all that’s woke in the world so we can either avoid/get angry about it. See, at the bottom of the post, a comprehensive, growing list of woke things to be furious at (with thanks to AFB for this idea). If you see it, report it.
First: Scones.
Avoid These At All Costs Cos They're Woke!!!1!!
Scones made with margarine
The BBC
The National Trust
McDonalds
Team GB
Fantastic Four
Scrabble
Defibrillators
Elections the Tories didn't win
School