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2 minutes ago, Steve said:

I’m off to bed now, don’t miss me too much LFN 

I won't.

Nor will anybody else.

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6 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Another recent, in which he looks like a bit like he has a mission for you in Grand Theft Auto.

 

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If I hadn't been told who that was, there's no way I'd have guessed.

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6 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Another recent, in which he looks like a bit like he has a mission for you in Grand Theft Auto.

 

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Aw man, we're going the Jackie Stallone route of having work done - expect him to live to 99 and be barking mad well before the end

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Are we sure that he 'broke his back' as stated?

Sounds like a good cover story for him to go and have a bit of plastic surgery...

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6 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Are we sure that he 'broke his back' as stated?

Sounds like a good cover story for him to go and have a bit of plastic surgery...

 

 

Fair point LFN - and he knows his music history well enough to think of it in terms of the Bob Dylan motorcycle accident story (wherein Dylan probably had a minor accident but milked the story to vanish for ages). Either way, trout pout Simon from here onwards, then

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Has recently turned into Colonel Gaddafi:

 

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5 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Has recently turned into Colonel Gaddafi:

 

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Was exercising in private and a photographer just happened to be passing to get the perfect shot, right?

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5 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

Was exercising in private and a photographer just happened to be passing to get the perfect shot, right?

Thomas Markle levels of attention whoring... Just wait for pictures of him reading books and searching on the web for better surgeons for a nosejob or summat :D

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6 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Has recently turned into Colonel Gaddafi:

 

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That's a face that looks like it was sculpted out of luncheon meat!

 

 

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11 hours ago, RoverAndOut said:

 

:burn:

He was interviewed by ITV at today's Derby and he appeared ok. I don't think there's much to see here at the moment. 

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Heavens.

 

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He’s going to have a Joan Rivers-style death, isn’t he?

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9 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Heavens.

 

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He’s going to have a Joan Rivers-style death, isn’t he?

Hopefully 

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4 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/16592611/simon-cowell-quits-television-family/

 

Simon Cowell to drastically cut back his appearances on television to focus on spending more time with his family. 

 

 

Loads of detail about how it'll impact the lives of others - not a single word to suggest his other half and son are thrilled at the prospect of more time around him!

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23 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

Loads of detail about how it'll impact the lives of others - not a single word to suggest his other half and son are thrilled at the prospect of more time around him!

He probably be spending more time with Sinitta.

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1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

Loads of detail about how it'll impact the lives of others - not a single word to suggest his other half and son are thrilled at the prospect of more time around him!

You old cynic I'm sure their delighted!:D;)

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He looked like he was struggling to walk a bit at the Pride of Britain awards. And he has lost a ton of weight and is looking a tad gaunt. 

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15 minutes ago, The Old Crem said:

He looked like he was struggling to walk a bit at the Pride of Britain awards. And he has lost a ton of weight and is looking a tad gaunt. 


You literally think everyone's ill!
 

Spoiler

They're not.

 

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17 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:


You literally think everyone's ill!
 

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They're not.

 

Even my parents were shocked at his appearance today. 

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2 hours ago, The Old Crem said:

Even my parents were shocked at his appearance today. 


They were just smiling and nodding at you, before muttering under their breaths something about “adoption” and “too late”.

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