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There is something ...different... Now, he has been looking bad since the creation of this thread, so is it just some kind of personal decline, midlife crisis, harsh diet, alcohol, or is it actually something worse? I could actually imagine a cancer battle.

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On 05/11/2021 at 09:26, gcreptile said:

There is something ...different... Now, he has been looking bad since the creation of this thread, so is it just some kind of personal decline, midlife crisis, harsh diet, alcohol, or is it actually something worse? I could actually imagine a cancer battle.

 

 

Aye, he LOVES attention and being seen in the power roles of his television shows - so the step-back bit is totally out of character. Been wondering summat similar myself. Be interesting to see how many dead poolers put a punt his way in 2022. 62, so a passable points total on the DDP.

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Surely Cowell would publicize the shit out of any "my brave cancer fight"?

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24 minutes ago, msc said:

Surely Cowell would publicize the shit out of any "my brave cancer fight"?

 

 

Well, either that or he's the kind of narcissist that can't face the world unless he looks like he's in compete control so he'd hide away in the circumstances.

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1 hour ago, msc said:

Surely Cowell would publicize the shit out of any "my brave cancer fight"?

Not if he has been told it’s terminal. 
 

He has been looking somewhat ill for quite a while so I am thinking if he does have cancer he also has chronic health conditions alongside that.

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He had 6 hours of surgery on his spine.

In all likelihood, he will never be back to being the same as he was before.

His shows have started to bomb here, aside from BGT,  which is also beginning to wear thin.

It's quite possible that he does not want to be the face of projects that have lost their appeal & success.

 

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As for looking gaunt, a neighbour of mine has been on that keto diet for a while.  She has lost a lot of weight, but facially she looks about 20 years older.

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2 hours ago, Toast said:

She has lost a lot of weight, but facially she looks about 20 years older.


Typical of weight loss. There are no wrinkles on a balloon.

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1 hour ago, TQR said:


Typical of weight loss. There are no wrinkles on a balloon.

 

 

A fair point Untitled-2021-11-03T123620.776-742x388.j

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If he were seriously ill, I find it hard to believe the likes of Amanda Holden and Sinitta could keep their gobs shut about it.

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On 06/11/2021 at 21:30, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

A fair point Untitled-2021-11-03T123620.776-742x388.j

 

 

Incidentally, for those who missed it on the Fat and Fearless thread - Paul Mason (depicted here) was affronted to discover during a recent health crisis that contingency plans for him included cremation in a local slaughterhouse because the local crematorium for humans couldn't cope with a corpse of his size!

 

Just thought I'd - like - share that with the group.

 

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Very bored, so I read about how Cowell said that he's happy for his accident, it was meant to happen, yadda-yadda, but what kind of photo is this

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Assymetric breasts, medical devices under the shirt?, ridiculous pants?

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11 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said:

He looks like a PS 2 glitch.

Either that or a bad guy from Thunderbirds :lol:

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50 minutes ago, Seppuku said:

Either that or a bad guy from Thunderbirds :lol:

Sajid Javid would disagree

 

 

 

 

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Face update:

 

 

Looks like David Gest has been fucking dug up and varnished.

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Twitter response to how fucking awful he looked in that video so severe they've deleted the tweet.

 

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3 hours ago, TQR said:

Face update:

 

 

Looks like David Gest has been fucking dug up and varnished.


I think he's starting to look more like Colonel Gaddafi.

Both are guilty for crimes against humanity. Cowell for the X Factor and Gaddafi for some other stuff. :P 

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He looks worse than the other Simon Cowell 

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I think we could compile a pretty decent list of things Simon Cowell now looks like. So including mine, Ulitzer, LFN and Spade’s efforts here, and a few more from either my friends or from Twitter, we have:

 

- Like he has a mission for you in Grand Theft Auto

- A man who turns up at a railway station with a bottle of cheap vodka and Pall Mall ciggies only to be confronted by online vigilante paedo hunters

- Like David Gest has been dug up and varnished

- Colonel Gaddafi

- N64 Sprite

- Like a haunted Thunderbird puppet

- A malevolent halibut (personal fave)

- Like someone has tried to pipe Simon Cowell’s face out of buttercream onto a really hot cake

- Night At The Museum but it’s Madame Tussaud’s

- A child’s melted wellington boot

- Like he’s put a deepfake of his own face on his face

- Hairy boxing glove

- Like his face is sliding off his head out of shame

- Like someone sketched Nick Knowles from memory

- The son of Herman Munster

- Like someone left Nic Cage by a radiator

- A meerkat that’s allergic to itself

- The Mii of your nightmares

- Like he took the expression “go boil yer head” too literally

- Like the Ice Age baby grown up

- A portrait of George Michael painted by that old woman responsible for Monkey Christ

- A burned bollock in a wind tunnel

- Every mobster they kill after the Lufthansa heist in Goodfellas combined into one person

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