Spade_Cooley 9,538 Posted October 12, 2020 A thread for everyone's DDP joker in 2021, 31-year-old boybander Tom Parker and his inoperable brain tumour. 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perhaps 1,425 Posted October 12, 2020 Before the “who?” brigade bombard the thread with their ignorance, The Wanted were basically the Poundland One Direction that never made it big overseas. They had a fair few top 20 songs in the early 2010s and were adored by my age group before 1D came along and even after. Definitely a very popular pick in 2021 if he makes it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,538 Posted October 12, 2020 Alternate thread title: "All time low T-cell count" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted October 12, 2020 Well, someone had to... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,979 Posted October 12, 2020 Aaaaahh.... the Tom Smith of 2021? Would you joker the "terminally ill" 13-pointer in his first year after diagnosis? Edit: Glioblastoma, by the way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,608 Posted October 12, 2020 Horrible news. No surgery available and stage four means he is very likely to die by June I will say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted October 12, 2020 49 minutes ago, The Old Crem said: Horrible news. No surgery available and stage four means he is very likely to die by June I will say. So, the reality show to replace him is scheduled to start in July, then! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,608 Posted October 12, 2020 1 minute ago, maryportfuncity said: So, the reality show to replace him is scheduled to start in July, then! Unlikely the Wanted have been finished for a while (through everyone expected the inevitable reunion in the mid 2020's.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathrace 1,171 Posted October 12, 2020 Isn't one of the other members of The Wanted due to be on Strictly Come Dancing this year? No doubt that will give this sad situation and the group itself greater prominence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,538 Posted October 12, 2020 1 hour ago, gcreptile said: Aaaaahh.... the Tom Smith of 2021? Would you joker the "terminally ill" 13-pointer in his first year after diagnosis? Edit: Glioblastoma, by the way. Glioblastoma for deadpoolers is like Fulham at home for fantasy football players. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted October 12, 2020 11 minutes ago, Deathrace said: Isn't one of the other members of The Wanted due to be on Strictly Come Dancing this year? No doubt that will give this sad situation and the group itself greater prominence. One was on a few years ago and won if I remember correctly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,608 Posted October 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Wee Jum said: One was on a few years ago and won if I remember correctly And another one (Max) is on this year - and he is the closest in terms of friendship to Tom I think. It was said in the interview that he has visited him a few times recently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,479 Posted October 12, 2020 3 hours ago, Perhaps said: Before the “who?” brigade bombard the thread with their ignorance, The Wanted were basically the Poundland One Direction that never made it big overseas. They had a fair few top 20 songs in the early 2010s and were adored by my age group before 1D came along and even after. Definitely a very popular pick in 2021 if he makes it. I'm not going to say "who?" because a mere glance at the rest of the internet shows this has exploded the internet and the band were clearly quite massive with teenage girls about a decade ago. (The late 00s equivalent of a Take That or McFly/Busted, I guess.) That said, did you ever feel completely out of touch? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soapywater 17 Posted October 12, 2020 Both Girls Aloud and The Wanted are at risk of losing a member, though I can’t help but think this one will go quicker than Sarah Harding... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,608 Posted October 12, 2020 From OK magazine - he has had chemo and radiotherapy and he is looking for alternative miracle therapies - OK tells us the average life expectancy is 3 to 18 months. He has not asked for a specific prognosis but has been told it's terminal. Interested in clinical trials both in the UK and abroad. Already at the stage through where physiotherapy is being done to help mobility. Planning 6 months of chemo from December. https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/tom-parker-brain-tumour-kelsey-22820686 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted October 12, 2020 1 hour ago, The Old Crem said: Unlikely the Wanted have been finished for a while (through everyone expected the inevitable reunion in the mid 2020's.) They're all "finished" until some unmissable opportunity presents itself. What - exactly - troubles the various Wanteds 24/7 to the point it's a bigger earner than the reunion album and tour all tastefully concocted in praise of their fallen comrade, or summat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,727 Posted October 12, 2020 36 minutes ago, The Old Crem said: OK tells us the average life expectancy is 3 to 18 months. What sort of Average is that? Excluding outliers the life expectancy is 3 to 18 months from diagnosis is my translation. Diagnosis 6 weeks ago is start of September. 16 months before end of 2021. With my joker pick for this year Tom Smith looking like he's going to cost me a top 10 it's going to be a tough call to make come December. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,154 Posted October 12, 2020 47 minutes ago, msc said: I'm not going to say "who?" because a mere glance at the rest of the internet shows this has exploded the internet and the band were clearly quite massive with teenage girls about a decade ago. (The late 00s equivalent of a Take That or McFly/Busted, I guess.) That said, did you ever feel completely out of touch? Not this time, as I am aware of the band, although I couldn't have named any of the members (or recognised any, come to that). I couldn't hum any of their songs either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Great Cornholio 902 Posted October 12, 2020 This source says from diagnosis someone has 12-18 months on the clock - with 25% living past 12 months. Probably goes without saying that Tom Parker is a good candidate for next year's list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted October 12, 2020 1 hour ago, The Old Crem said: From OK magazine - he has had chemo and radiotherapy and he is looking for alternative miracle therapies - OK tells us the average life expectancy is 3 to 18 months. He has not asked for a specific prognosis but has been told it's terminal. Interested in clinical trials both in the UK and abroad. Already at the stage through where physiotherapy is being done to help mobility. Planning 6 months of chemo from December. https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/tom-parker-brain-tumour-kelsey-22820686 I’ll be surprised if he makes 2021. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted October 12, 2020 Is he going to be the next Leah Bracknell Given a year to live only to still be around in 3 or4 years from now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,538 Posted October 12, 2020 34 minutes ago, Wee Jum said: Is he going to be the next Leah Bracknell Given a year to live only to still be around in 3 or4 years from now I feel like Sarah Harding is a much more likely recipient of that title than Parky. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Old Crem 3,608 Posted October 12, 2020 38 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said: I feel like Sarah Harding is a much more likely recipient of that title than Parky. Same - Breast compared to gioblastoma has a lot more -'live for years with advanced cancer' cases. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted October 12, 2020 "Come on, Parky!" "Don't be silly, Parky!" "Come on, Parky!" "Don't be stupid, man!" "Come on man, die!" Dear Sir, I would like to complain about this post, about people dying of glioblastoma. I myself have had glioblastoma all my life and have never once...waaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyfiona 2,593 Posted October 12, 2020 All I can think about is that his second child isn't even born yet and both kids won't have a father growing up other than a step dad depending what his wife does in the future. I used to listen to The Wanted but they never had big popularity compared to One Direction, Take That, JLS and other boybands around same time. Very sad news overall about his cancer. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites