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Kier Starmer involved in crash, looks like he hit a cyclist...

 

Surprised to find there wasn't a thread on him already so here we go - plus if he ends up making a regular habit of hitting stuff with his car then he might just be deathlisty...

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A healthy man in his 50s has his own thread now because knocked down a cyclist. Okay then.

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Well, there were worse threads than this, including some by me, but not many.

 

It certainly doesn't seem to amount to a new Chappaquiddick incident.

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2 minutes ago, gcreptile said:

Well, there were worse threads than this


You’re not wrong; this is just one of many unnecessary threads because he’s demonstrably not at any heightened risk of dropping dead soon.

 

Boris Johnson, for example. No idea why he had a thread pre-Covid.

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25 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

A healthy man in his 50s has his own thread now because knocked down a cyclist. Okay then.

We have one of Simon Cowell, and one of Donald Trump (both threads were created at a time where both men were in their 60's and in relatively good health). Also didn't BoJo have his thread created when he was like 40? 

 

This thread was created because I felt that Mr Starmer is noteworthy enough to have his own thread, with him being the LotO in this country and all I was surprised to find that he didn't have one. My comment about him being on the forums because of his driving and the off chance he was just a really bad driver was clearly a joke btw. 

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Just now, Kenny McCormick said:

We have one of Simon Cowell, and one of Donald Trump (both threads were created at a time where both men were in their 60's and in relatively good health). Also didn't BoJo have his thread created when he was like 40? 

 

This thread was created because I felt that Mr Starmer is noteworthy enough to have his own thread, with him being the LotO in this country and all I was surprised to find that he didn't have one. My comment about him being on the forums because of his driving and the off chance he was just a really bad driver was clearly a joke btw. 


See my post above, I agree; many of these threads aren’t necessary.

 

If we had a thread for everyone this noteworthy, this place would be teeming with tonnes of mostly dormant threads. And let’s face it, for discussing non-health-related news on people like Starmer, we’ve got pertinent threads in Extra Curricular.

 

Trump - shouldn’t have had his own thread until he became president: he’s old, fat and divisive presidents have historically had bullets fly in their direction. Cowell, as far as I can make out, just broke his back. Johnson got Covid, but before that, no point in his thread either.

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Another stupid fucking thread, and I could have been blindfolded and asked who started it, and been right.

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You obviously only made this so you can have more threads to trigger people with your obsessive political chat.

 

Get a hobby.

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Can’t wait for the Kamala Harris thread, who has absolutely no health issues at all...

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7 hours ago, Joey Russ said:

Can’t wait for the Kamala Harris thread, who has absolutely no health issues at all...

Be careful what you wish for.

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This thread has 0 need - he seems rather healthy at the moment.

Honestly Kenny, is this a way to spit more politics on here? Because Jesus fucking Christ, let it go.

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3 minutes ago, Dying Probably said:

This thread has 0 need - he seems rather healthy at the moment.

Honestly Kenny, is this a way to spit more politics on here? Because Jesus fucking Christ, let it go.

Lol what did I do? Is this just because I'm not left wing like you guys? xD

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If there's no support for a particular thread, it will wither and die. Chillax peeps. And some of you noobs need to get some in before you start telling the older members what's right & what's wrong round these parts.

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1 hour ago, Kenny McCormick said:

Lol what did I do? Is this just because I'm not left wing like you guys? xD

 

Neither is Keir Starmer IMO

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Well, every prime minister is automatically thread-worthy. We're just being a little ahead of time here.

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Came back to life this afternoon.

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50 minutes ago, TQR said:

Came back to life this afternoon.

To be fair though he had the most open of open goals to score at.

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Just now, Sean said:

To be fair though he had the most open of open goals to score at.


Doesn’t matter. What matters is he acted and spoke as an opposition leader should. No backing down, just a thorough twatting around the face for the (for now) PM.
 

I hope he keeps at it and stops being the disappointment he thus far has been. Because, no matter who is leader after Johnson has been ousted, the Tories are in serious, serious trouble.

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tbh Labour did show small signs pre-Christmas of waking up from their long slumber. A competent and sensible government would have been wary of this potentiality. 

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5 minutes ago, TQR said:

 the Tories are in serious, serious trouble.

 

What makes you say that ?

 

Odds on the next PM

Rishi Sunak        2/1
Liz Truss        3/1
Sir Keir Starmer    6/1       Labour
Jeremy Hunt        10/1
Michael Gove        10/1
Sajid Javid        18/1
Priti Patel        25/1
Tom Tugendhat        25/1
Dominic Raab        28/1
Mark Harper        33/1
Nadim Zahawi        40/1
Oliver Dowden        40/1
Penny Mordaunt        40/1
Andy Burnham        50/1      Labour
Jacob Rees-Mogg        50/1
Steve Baker        50/1
Kemi Bade        66/1
Nigel Farage        66/1        Racist CUNT
Johnny Mercer        80/1
Ed Davey        100/1       Lib Dem
Lisa Nandy        100/1    Labour
Angel Rayner        150/1     Labour

 

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1 minute ago, RIP Wee Jum said:

 

What makes you say that ?

 

Odds on the next PM

Rishi Sunak        2/1
Liz Truss        3/1
Sir Keir Starmer    6/1       Labour
Jeremy Hunt        10/1
Michael Gove        10/1
Sajid Javid        18/1
Priti Patel        25/1
Tom Tugendhat        25/1
Dominic Raab        28/1
Mark Harper        33/1
Nadim Zahawi        40/1
Oliver Dowden        40/1
Penny Mordaunt        40/1
Andy Burnham        50/1      Labour
Jacob Rees-Mogg        50/1
Steve Baker        50/1
Kemi Bade        66/1
Nigel Farage        66/1        Racist CUNT
Johnny Mercer        80/1
Ed Davey        100/1       Lib Dem
Lisa Nandy        100/1    Labour
Angel Rayner        150/1     Labour

 


The bold made me chuckle :lol:

 

It’s a shame the next PM almost certainly won’t be decided by GE at this point. All’s I’m saying.

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11 minutes ago, TQR said:


The bold made me chuckle :lol:

 

It’s a shame the next PM almost certainly won’t be decided by GE at this point. All’s I’m saying.

 

Who is the least popular Tory contender with the public? That's my choice for next PM. :D

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