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Who Gets A Chop For 2021

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Simple pool: pick three celebrities you think we'll see handling raw meat during 2021. Points are as follows:

 

Globally recognised photo agency (Getty, AP, UPI, whichever) publishes a photo of your celebrity handling raw meat: 10 points

Celebrity publishes social media (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Tiktok) photo or footage of them handling raw meat: 5 points

DDP QO source contains print mention of your celebrity handling raw meat: 3 points

Your celebrity handles raw meat on national television (footage must have been recorded in 2021): 1 point


No points are awarded for cooked meat. Points can be awarded from different categories for the same incident (so if Yannick Bolasie publishes a snapchat of him making meatballs, and The Sun then does a story about it, that's 8 points). However, you can't get multiple points from the same category for the same incident (no matter how many Snapchats Yannick Bolasie sends, it's still only 5 points total from the social media category).

 

Double points if the raw meat in question is a lamb chop. Any celebrity who is a chef by professional, has previously published recipes as either an amateur or professional, or is taking part in a televised cooking contest/show is disqualified from entering. If any of your celebrities die from salmonella, campylobacter or other uncooked-meat-related food poisoning, you lose 500 points.

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Gordon "It's Fucking Raw" Ramsay

Rawbert Downey Jr.

A-meat-a Rani

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My picks first, so nobody can accuse me of cheating:

 

WWE superstar Sheamus

Alex Scott

MC Ren

 

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Guy Fieri

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

Thom Yorke

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Who Gets a Chop for 2021 Form Guide #1

 

Hands on raw meat you say? Alive or dead you don't say?

 

Let me present to you Katie Price

 

 See the source image

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Scarlett Moffatt

Rebecca Adlington

Bill Bailey

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Jon Hamm

Kevin Bacon

David Lammy

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Meat Loaf

Larry Lamb

Ian Wright

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5 minutes ago, ThereWillBeDeaths7 said:

Ben Affleck

Meghan Markle

Ricky Gervais

Ricky Gervais is vegan though?

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Deleted, will post new entry.

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I'm a twat

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Just now, BuffaloPhil said:

Nigella Lawson

Jamie Oliver

Gordon Ramsay

 

3 hours ago, Spade_Cooley said:

Any celebrity who is a chef by professional, has previously published recipes as either an amateur or professional, or is taking part in a televised cooking contest/show is disqualified from entering.

 

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1 minute ago, The Quim Reaper said:

 

 

 

Do you know, I looked for that rule and was surprised not to see it.

Maybe I shouldn't have had that end-of-work beer this afternoon.

I will resubmit.

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2 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said:

Ricky Gervais is vegan though?

Wanted to reply "perhaps he'll hit a lamb while driving!" - before remembering he doesn't have a driver's license :facepalm:

 

I'll replace him with Jennifer Lawrence.

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Vladimir Putin

Novak Djokovic

Emperor Naruhito (The current one)

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Nigel Farrage

John Prescott

Nick Griffin

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Rebecca More

Sophie Anderson

Alison Hammond

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3 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said:

Ricky Gervais is vegan though?

I never considered this possibility when doing my entry. I've entered a vegan (oo-er missus!).

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Jo out of S Club 7

Leee John out of Imagination

Paul McCartney out of WIngs

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Who Gets a Chop for 2021 Form Guide #2: Twitch streamer Stef Sanjati

 

No fucking idea who she is but she was the first verified Twitter account I could find where they used the term "raw meat" in a photo

 

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Who Gets a Chop for 2021 Form Guide #3: Michael "Bully Boy" Smith

 

Tubby darts choker Smith spends in excess of £100 a month on butcher-quality meat for his pet dog, Orca. 

 

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=178922252303274&set=a.126868624175304&type=3

 

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=198558633672969&set=pb.100005565003702.-2207520000..&type=3&theater

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Gary Busey

Kimberly Guilfoyle

Lamar Odom

 

All will do this on the American version of Celebrity Big Brother in a few months

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