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Aw, c'mon - all these marginal fame cases, all that careful research - seriously, are we gonna go a whole day without anyone scoring? 

 

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So, a rampant pandemic running riot in the UK

 

More marginal cases in dire need of local obits than the Deathrace has ever seen, and some likely hanging on with "underlying conditions" that have been overground for weeks and we've gone another scoreless day, right? 

 

 

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1 minute ago, gcreptile said:

 

 

Nice, and he's nowhere to be seen on Deadsox' all star carkers - so the tension would mount, or summat

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1 hour ago, gcreptile said:

Between him and Genival Lacerda they have deteriorated around 50 times in the last month.

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Either the shit below is a hoax or our dead pooling skills aren't what we'd like to believe - have we really gone another scoreless day?

 

 

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On 05/01/2021 at 14:31, drol said:

Between him and Genival Lacerda they have deteriorated around 50 times in the last month.

Genival Lacerda has now fully deteriorated.  He's dead.

 

https://revistaquem.globo.com/QUEM-News/noticia/2021/01/genival-lacerda-morre-aos-89-anos-vitima-da-covid-19.html

(Portuguese language obit)

 

 

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20 minutes ago, alt obits guy said:

Genival Lacerda has now fully deteriorated.  He's dead.

 

https://revistaquem.globo.com/QUEM-News/noticia/2021/01/genival-lacerda-morre-aos-89-anos-vitima-da-covid-19.html

(Portuguese language obit)

 

 

 

 

Aye, so...no pressure but is there owt out there in English, only asking because it makes a difference: 

 

 

9 - An "obit" in the context of the Deathrace is any news report in English from a reliable source. Such sources include - but are not limited to - UK national press, UK national broadcast organisations, foreign press and broadcast organisations with an English language thread to their communication, trade press in English, local news organisations reporting in English and coverage in specialist online sites, such as those monitoring the well-being of super-centenarians. Where dispute arises over the qualifying nature of a news source for obit purposes MPFC's decision is final. But he wants fast and furious competition and is generally very amenable to low hanging dead pool fruit of all varieties.

 

 

On second thoughts, scrub that - this cnuts been dead for weeks!!

 

https://www.time24.news/2020/12/genival-lacerda-died-this-morning-victim-of-covid-19-boato.html

 

 

Carlo Tognoli now in play for Banana

 

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Lacerda died today. The article you linked is utter bullshit and fake news.

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2 hours ago, drol said:

Lacerda died today. The article you linked is utter bullshit and fake news.

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Oh, okay - Banana cashes in and eases up to 722 points - we breathe a little life into the whole thing. 

 

Can't see why that story didn't knock the Capitol Hill Chaos off the top where the main news outlets are concerned. 

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9 hours ago, CaptainChorizo said:

 

 

 

Hmm

 

 

So, Jim Kilpatrick, Covid Kiljim and Chorizo creep up to a close second place

 

 

Deadsox 1091

Captain Chorizo - 1088

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Lasorda puts the Captain in the lead

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40 minutes ago, Banana said:

Lasorda puts the Captain in the lead

 

 

Banana, your selfless philanthropy in sharing this news  and delighting in CC's good fortune is much appreciated. Purely co-incidental - of course - that you've moved close enough to the podium to hear the squeaky bum noises of those contesting the lead. 

 

Captain Chorizo - 1446

Deadsox 1091

An Fear Beag - 1086

Banana - 1080

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1 hour ago, YoungWillz said:

Think The Old Crem had Hubert Auriol, so an English Language Obit is needed and here it be: https://www.euroweeklynews.com/2021/01/10/dakar-rally-racing-legend-hubert-auriol-has-died-aged-68/

 

 

Thanks, wouldn't know whether OC actually had Hubert, but he definitely did pick him for the Deathrace and that's hauled OC up to 721 points!

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48 minutes ago, Grim Up North said:

Injuries and an evacuation

 

But no deaths yet - nice to have my whole Death Race team being reported on in one place! :D

 

 

Indeed GuN, one avalanche could still take you from nowt to victory. Be interesting to see whether any of these climbers are in DDP action when the big reveal takes place on that site.

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So

 

Dead 9 Jan - provisionally points are on the scoreboard though the obits clocked online so far are real barrel scrapings. Likely some half-decent Canadian news source will have a report. Anyone spotting it could do us a favour and post a link. No real change at the top, though msc is now into four figures.

 

 

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1 hour ago, maryportfuncity said:

So

 

Dead 9 Jan - provisionally points are on the scoreboard though the obits clocked online so far are real barrel scrapings. Likely some half-decent Canadian news source will have a report. Anyone spotting it could do us a favour and post a link. No real change at the top, though msc is now into four figures.

 

 

Although as much as the two time champ would like to make it a hattrick (hey, not out till its over...), alas, I didn't joker Little or Shaidle like a sensible person. I jokered that wanker Menem. Possibly a DR losing decision. So I'm only on 720 points, not four figures.

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33 minutes ago, msc said:

 

Although as much as the two time champ would like to make it a hattrick (hey, not out till its over...), alas, I didn't joker Little or Shaidle like a sensible person. I jokered that wanker Menem. Possibly a DR losing decision. So I'm only on 720 points, not four figures.

 

 

Oh aye, adjustment made

 

I jokered Dai Davies because I thought there was a hint in the name!

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16 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

Oh aye, adjustment made

 

I jokered Dai Davies because I thought there was a hint in the name!

 

Although in a bad news/good news sort of way, I can confirm that even if Carlos Menem outlasts the Deathrace 2021, he is worth eight whole points on the DDP if he dies before next January 1st.

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11 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

So

 

Dead 9 Jan - provisionally points are on the scoreboard though the obits clocked online so far are real barrel scrapings. Likely some half-decent Canadian news source will have a report. Anyone spotting it could do us a favour and post a link. No real change at the top, though msc is now into four figures.

 

 

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I had her! Her death is confirmed on Wikipedia and by bloggers who knew her.

 

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/424979/

 

My 2021 list is

 

Jacquie Beltrao

Tim Bilton

Dai Davies

David Gulpilil

Sarah Harding

Rush Limbaugh

Gerd Muller

Bob Newhart

Nichelle Nichols

Linda Nolan

Tom Parker

Prunella Scales

Yoo Sang-Chul

Kathy Shaidle - dead

Tom Smith

Leon Spinks

Barnard Tapie

Barbara Walters

Paul Westphal - dead

Catherine Wreford

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