Hares Death Pool 2021

[CaptainChorizo 1,985]

1-Elena Fiore
2-Ignacio Lopez Tarso
3-Luis Echevarria Alvarez
4-Margarita Terekhova
5-Rosita Quintana
6-Paul Westphal
7-Vassos Lyssarides
8-Monica Vitti
 9-Kenneth McAlpine
10-Tom Smith
11-David Gulpilil
12-George Alagiah
13-Gavin Robertson
 14-Yoko Ono
15-James Dewey Watson
16-Philippe de Gaulle
17-Jeanne Bot
18-Anne Buydens-----wc
19-Leon Spinks
20-Dominic DeNucci
21-Linda Nolan
22-Boris Pahor
23-Winnie Ewing
24-Nehemiam Persoff
25-Yuriko, Princess Mikasa
 

[Moaning Minnie 15]

Team List

 

I started trying to fix the million combinations of poorly formatted, badly numbered/bullet or just plain fucking awfully formatted teams you sent in - and gave up. I have better things to do with my life. So here's a plain text cut and paste of the shite you sent me for most teams. Does it make that harder to read? Oh should have thought about that when you submitted it you wankstains.

 

I'll preface this with this - I will not be running this pool next year. I stepped in this year because no other fucker could be arsed, will not be happening next time, so if you don't want this to go down the shitter, some step up to help AFB with the shit side of things over New Years - cheers 

 

Deathray
 
Alun Armstrong 
Bill Turnbull
Bob Barker
Bobby Charlton
David Attenborough
Dick Van Dyke
Eileen Derbyshire 
George Alagaih
Jack Smethurst 
Jimmy Carter
Johnny Briggs
Julie Goodyear
June Brown
Kenneth Cope 
Kenny Sansom
Norman Lloyd
Ozzy Osbourne
Pam St Clements
Paul Gascoigne
Prince Philip
Rolf Harris
Sarah Harding
Shannen Doherty
Tom Parker (WC) 
William Roache
 
Markb4
 
Anne Buydens
Barbara Walters (WC)
Beverly Cleary 
Bob Barker 
Bob Dole 
Glynis Johns
Henry Kissinger 
Jimmy Carter 
Joan Copeland 
Johnny Gilbert 
Katherine Jackson 
Larry Storch 
Mort Sahl 
Noam Chomsky 
Norman Lloyd 
Olivia Newton-John 
Pope Benedict XVI 
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh 
Renée Simonot 
Rush Limbaugh 
Ruthie Tompson 
Shannen Doherty 
Tom Parker 
Val Bettin 
Yoko Ono

Chilean Way
 
Bob Dole
Carlos Menem
Dilip Kumar
Glynis Johns
Harry Belafonte
Harvey Weinstein
Henry Kissinger
Jake “The Snake” Roberts
Jimmy Carter
Jimmy Greaves
June Spencer
Larry King
Leon Spinks 
Leslie Phillips
Mikhail Gorbachev
Nehemiah Persoff
Noam Chomsky
Norman Lloyd
Olivia Newton-John
Ozzy Osbourne
Pope Benedict XVI
Prince Philip (WC)
Prunella Scales
Rush Limbaugh
Yoko Ono 
Bibliogryphon's Entry
 
Ann Clwyd
Antonia Fraser
Biddy Baxter
Christopher Benjamin
Clifford Rose
C W McCall
Gina Lollabrigidagi
Glenda Jackson
Harald King of Norway
Joanne Woodward
Joan Plowright
John Wakeham (WC)
Kenny Sansom
Mark Eden
Murray Walker
Pat Carroll
Pete Murray
Peter Higgs
Roberta Flack
Sonia Gandhi
Susan Cooper
Teddie Chinnery
Tom Lehrer
William Russell
Yuri Oganessian
 
GREAT UNCLE BULGARIA
 
Amy Winifred Hawkin 
Anne Buydens
Bernard Cribbins
Berry gordy Junior
Beverly Cleary
Bobby Charlton
Bob Dole
Buzz Aldrin
Captain Tom Moore (WC)
Cynthia Morey 
Douglas Hurd
Gary Glitter
Henry Kissinger
Jean Hindmarsh 
Jimmy Greaves
Leslie Phillips
Linda nolan
Nigel Lawson
Norman Tebbit
Olivia newton-John
Pete Murray
Rosalynn Carter
Tom Parker
Tom Smith
Valerie Masterson 
AN FEAR BEAG
 
Belinda Sykes (Default WC)
Bernard Tapie
Bill Turnbull
Bob Dole
David Gulpilil
Dilip Kumar
George Alagiah
Harry Reid
Jimmy Greaves
Jake Roberts
James Whale
Jean Louis Trintagent
Kane Tanaka
Larry King
Leon Spinks
Leslie Phillips
Lilian Priest
Mikhail Gorbachev
Olivia Newton John
Rush Limbaugh
Tom Weiskopf
Tom Parker
Tom Smith
Yoko Ono
Yoo Sang-Chul

ImNotHades
 
Barbara Walters
Benedict XVI
David Attenborough
David Crosby
Desmond Tutu
Dick Van Dyke
Eric Clapton
Frank Borman
Harry Belafonte
Imelda Marcos
 Jimmy Carter
 Joanne Woodward
 Josip Manolic
Julio Iglesias
King Salman (WC)
Loretta Lynn
Michael Collins
 Mikhail Gorbachev
Monica Vitti
Pele
Pierre Cardin
Queen Sirikit
Ryan O'Neal
 Vanessa Redgrave
Yoko Ono

Charles De Gaulle
Ayatoliah Ali Khamenei
Bernard Tapie (WC)
Bob Dole
Bob Newhart
Carlos Menem 
Dilp Kumar
Frank Williams (rascist)
Jean Louis Trintigent
Joanne Woodward
Larry King
Leon Spinks
Mikhail Gorbachev
Monica Vitti
Olivia Newton John 
Pope Benedict
Prince Philp.
Prunella Scales
Raul Castro
Sarah Harding 
Sidney Poitier
Tom Parker 
Tom Smith 
Vladimir Putin
Walter Bernstein
 

Ebless
 
 
Arnaldo Forlani
Bernie Clifton
Bill Turnbull
Billy Bingham
Bob Newhart
Brian Murphy
David Crosby (joker)
Desmond Tutu
Doddie Weir
Ernie Moss
Jerry Lee Lewis
Joe Turkel
Johnny Mathis
Keith Richards
King Salman of Saudi Arabia.
Monica Vitti
Neil Sedaka
Ozzy Osbourne
Peter Oosterhuis
Rolf Harris
Roy Hattersley
Shannon Doherty
Shirley Bassey
Stan Bowles
Sunny (wrestler)
Superstar Billy Graham
Tony Bennett
 
Subs. 
1. Ed Asner
2. Ray Reardon
 
YorkshireBanker
 
Anne Baker(author)
Bella Thorne
Bernadette Chirac
Bobby Charlton
Daniella Westbrook
Frankie Shaw
George Alagiah
Gudrun Ure
James Whale
Jeanettte Charles
June Spencer (WC)
Keith Baxter
Lynne Reid Banks
Margaret Stuart Barry
Mary Fleur Cameron
Miriam Margolyes
Nerys Hughes
Pete Doherty
Phyllida Law
Sian Phillips
Sir Frank Williams
Terry Medwin
Vivian Pickles
Winnie Ewing
Yoko Ono
 
backup
June Brown
Jet Black
Leslie Phillips
Ozzy Osbourne
Glenda Jackson
 
MSC
Aaron Beck
Angela Lansbury
Arnold Yarrow
Beverly Cleary
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Budge Patty
Clarissa Eden
Dame Jill Knight
David Butler
David Graham
Dick van Dyke
Donald Pelmear
Eva Marie Saint
Henry Kissinger
James Lovelock
Jimmy Carter
Kenneth Kaunda
Leslie Philips
Murray Walker
Nehemiah Persoff
Peter Tobin
Prince Philip
Ronald Atkins
William Russell
subs
1. Hal Holbrook
2. Mikis Theodorakis
3. Ysanne Churchman
4. Queen Elizabeth II
5. Cloris Leachman

CalebH
Alexandra Stan
Andre Maranne
Arvo Part
Brigitte Bardot
Claire Bloom
Emerich Jenei
Gerd Muller
Gloria Henry(american actress)
Ion Iliescu (joker/wc)
Jake"the snake" Roberts
Johnny Ventura
Josephine Tewson
Julie Newmar
King Juan Carlos of Spain
Lynne Reid Banks
Mihai Sora
Mijanou Bardot
Nikita Simonyan
Petula Clark
Placido Domingo
Queen Ratna Of Nepal
Rodion Rosca(romanian musician)
Sally Ann Howes
Sarah Harding
Vasile M. Popov
 
subs
Justin Beiber
Cicely Tyson
Helmut Berger
 
Gcreptile
Alcee Hastings
Andrew McDonald (former chair of SCOPE)
Anne Buydens
Carlos Bilardo
David Webb (Hong Kong investor)
Don Asmussen (comics)
Donna Britt (news anchor)
Egidius Braun
Gerd Müller
Jerry Grey (wrestler)
Jessie Colter (gay porn actor - joker)
Jory Post (author)
Josh Evans
Leila Meacham (author)
Luiz Henrique (last year's Mamma Bruschetta)
Mark Paarman (surfer)
Mikhail Gorbachev
Ottaviano Del Turco
Rodion Rosca
Sarah Ezekiel
Sarena Li
Thomas "Mike" Miller (former senate president)
Tom Weiskopf
Uwe Seeler
Yoo Sang-Chul
 
Subs:
Hamilton Smith
Dennis Skinner
 
Nantonian2013
 
Alasdair MacIntyre (philosopher)
Andrew Romanov
Bob Dole
Captain Tom Moore
Clive Brittain (ex-racehorse trainer)
David Butler (psephologist)
David Gulpilil
Dilip Kumar
Duke Of Kent
Frank O'Farrell (former Manchester United manager)
Harry Reid
Jean-Louis Trintignant
Joe Benton (former MP for Bootle)
Larry King
Leon Spinks
Norman Mason (ex-racehorse trainer)
Pope Benedict XVI
Rush Limbaugh
Sarah Harding
Stan Bowles JOKER
Thomas Pynchon
Tom Parker
Tom Smith
Tom Weiskopf 
Yuko Ono
 
Subs (in order of preference)
 
1) Abdullah The Butcher (wrestler)
2) Bob Barker
3) Nancy Olson
4) Prunella Scales
5) Norman Lloyd
 
DeathbyArsenic
 
Michel Bouquet *joker
Leon Spinks
Pierre Cardin
Vassos Lyssarides
Boris Vallejo
Nathalia Timberg
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Nadine Trintignant
Jean-Louis Trintignant
Lucile Randon
Nichelle Nichols
Micheline Presle
Laura Cardoso
Betty Boothroyd
Hélène Langevin-Joliot
Bernadette Chirac
Johny Leonard
Virginia Zeani
Tom Smith
Frank Williams(f1)
Joan Baez
Jean-Pierre Adams
Anne Reid(bafta nominated actress)
Andre Maranne
Edith Cresson
 
backup
Jacques Delors
Kane Tanaka
Carlos Bilardo

Etib8
 Prince Philip 
 Jeff Bridges 
 Dick Van Dyke 
 Bernard Tapie 
 Keith Richards 
 Bob Barker 
 Bob Dole 
 Pope Benedict XVI (joker)
 Glynis Johns 
 Gina Lollobrigida 
 Gerd Muller (soccer player) 
 Yoko Ono 
 Lech Walesa 
 Norman Lloyd 
 Jean-Marie Le Pen 
 Jimmy Carter 
 Hugues Aufray (french singer) 
 Hubert Reeves 
 Sidney Poitier 
 Tina Turner 
 Buzz Aldrin 
 Harrison Ford 
 Tom Smith (rugby player) 
 Betty White 
 Elton John 
 
Subs :  
 Charles, Prince of Wales 
 Ozzy Osbourne 
 Alain Delon 
 Clint Eastwood 
 Joe Biden 
 
Death Impends  3,593
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Ed Ames
S. Prestley Blake
Raymond Cauchetier
Robert Clary
Beverly Cleary
Jacques Delors
Clarissa Eden
Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Jimmy Greaves
Marsha Hunt (actress born 1917)
Joe Krush (illustrator)
Norman Lloyd
Captain Tom Moore (JOKER)
Monty Norman
Nehemiah Persoff
Leslie Phillips
Art Rupe
Carl J. Shapiro
Renee Simonot
Ian St. John
Kane Tanaka
Ruthie Tompson
Harrison Ruffin Tyler (last surviving John Tyler grandson)
Jimmy Weldon (ventriloquist)
Harry Yee (bartender)
SUBS:
Yegor Ligachyov
Bill Pitman (Wrecking Crew guitarist)
Bob Barker
 
THE OLD LADY
1. Rush Limbaugh (Joker)
2. Tom Smith
3. James Whale
4. Bob Dole
5. Jimmy Carter
6. Peter Tobin
7. Yoo Sang-Chul
8. Michael McKevin
9. Tom Parker
10. Gianluca Vialli
11. Leon Spinks
12. Bob Dole
13. Olivia Newton John
14. David Gulpilil
15. Larry King
16. Glynis Johns
17. Mikhail Gorbatsjov (Gorbachev)
18. Luis Echeverria
19. James Watson
20. Abdelaziz Bouteflika
21. Jean Marie Le Pen
22. Yoko Ono
23. Ethel Kennedy
24. Beverly Clearly
25. Doddie Weir
 
Subs:
1. Willie Nelson
2. Sandra Day O`Connor
 
 
 
THE UNKNOWN MAN
.1 Tom Parker (WILDCARD)
2. Rush Limbaugh
3. Olivia Newton-John
4. Leon Spinks
5. Tom Smith
6. Paul Westphal
7. James Whale
8. Yoo-Sang Chul
9. Gianluca Vialli
10. Giorgio Napolitano
11. Lawrence Ferlinghetti
12. Linda Nolan
13. Jimmy Carter
14. Isabel Peron
15. Dick van Dyke
16. Eva Marie Saint
17. Yoko Ono
18. Bernard Tapie
19. Mikhail Gorbachev
20. Jake "The Snake" Roberts
21. Monica Vitti
22. David Gulpilil
23. Norman Lloyd
24. Dick Van Dyke
25. Joanne Woodward
 
Subs:
1. Sidney Poitier
2. Ozzy Osbourne
3. Bob Barker
4. Angela Lansbury
5. Alan Greenspan
 
Exu
1) Tom Smith (Joker)
2) Sarah Harding
3) Leslie Philips
4) Henry Kissinger
5) Tom Moore
6) Gerd Muller
7) Jimmy Greaves
8) Leon Spinks
9) Shannen Doherty
10) Ray Kennedy
11) James Whale
12) Gunther Von Hagens
13) Sidney Poitier
14) Alex Ferguson
15) Alan Burgess (NZ cricketer)
16) Ernie Moss (lower league footballer)
17) Prunella Scales
18) Jimmy Carter
19) Prince Philip
20) Jacques Delors
21) Rolf Harris
22) Robbie Coltrane
23) Tom Baker
24) Michael Schumacher
25) Buzz Aldrin
 
Subs - Richard Hadlee and Ian Botham
 
GuyFromFuture
 
Alice Munro
Bernabi Marti
Biz Markie
Chief Keef
Charles Bronson
David Suzuki
Harry Belafonte
Heather Locklear
Isabella Dryden
Jake “The Snake” Roberts
James C. Floyd
Johnny Pierson
Kay Hawtrey
Lil Bibby
Linda Nolan(joker)
Orval Tessier
Mikhail Gorbachev
Sacheen Littlefeather
Sarah Harding
 Sinead O'Connor
Tatum O'Neal
Thelma McKenzie
Vanessa Redgrave
Wendy Craig
Yung Miami
 
backup
Queen Ratna
Sally Struthers
Tommy Lasorda
Margaret Atwood
EtushIsPushingUpDaisies
 
1. Tom Parker (The Wanted) (joker)
2. George Alagiah
3. Jason Becker. (guitarist with MND)
4. Jacquie Beltrao
5. Jeff Bridges
6. Michael Caputo
7. Yoo Sang Chul
8. Michael Cullen (NZ Deputy PM).
9. Dai Davies (Wales Goalkeeper)
10. Shannen Doherty
11. Bill Freehan
12. Greg Gilbert (The Delays)
13. David Gulpilil
14. Richard Hadlee (cricketer)
15. Sarah Harding (Girls Aloud)
16.Rush Limbaugh
17. Linda Nolan
18. Tom Smith (b.1971, Scottish Rugger captain)
19. Kane Tanaka
20. Bernard Tapie
21. Rose Tremain
22. Bob Varsha
23. Tom Weiskopf
24. James Whale
25. Lars Goran Petrov
Subs:
 Doddie Weir
Sanjay Dutt
Lars Hogh
 
Drol
 
1)Dilip Kumar (J)
2)Mikis Theodorakis
3)Kane Tanaka
4)Lucile Randon
5)David Gulpilil
6)Greg Gilbert
7)Tom Parker (singer)
8)Luis Echeverria
9)Francisco Morales Bermudez
10)Thich Nhat Hanh
11)Meshulam Dovid Soloveitchik
12)Saleh Ajeery
13)David Musuguri
14)Emmanuel Evans-Anfom
15)Gail Halvorsen
16)Toko Shinoda
17)Yuriko, Princess Mikasa
18)Gerd Muller
19)Ernie Moss
20)Frank Worthington
21)Norman Lloyd
22)Ruthie Tompson
23)Ronald Atkins
24)Florence Alice Lubega
25)Vittore Bocchetta
 
Subs: Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Song Ping
Joey Russ
 
Alan Greenspan 
Bob Barker 
Bob Fass
Clarissa Eden
David Attenborough 
David Crosby
Dick Van Dyke
Jake “The Snake” Roberts
Jana Bennett 
Jean Louis Trintignant 
Jimmy Carter 
Kane Tanaka
Larry King 
Leon Spinks (joker)
Mikhail Gorbachev 
Noam Chomsky 
Norman Lloyd
Paul Westphal
Prince Philip 
Pope Benedict 
Saturnino de la Fuente 
Sylvain Sylvain 
Tom Parker
Willie Nelson 
Yoko Ono 
 
Subs:
Rush Limbaugh 
James Whale 
Eva Marie Saint 
 
Predictor
 
1. Anand Kumar (Indian mathematician)
2. Bobby Kimball (Toto)
3. Coralee O'Rourke (Aussie politician)
4. Craig Hanneman (American football (not soccer) player)
5. Deborra Hope (Canadian journalist)
6. Doyle Hamm (American murderer)
7. Gary Jackson (American politician)
8. Iskandar Jalil (Singaporean ceramist)
9. James Seward (American politician)
10. Janine Fuller (Canadian writer)
11. Juan Carls Unzue (Former Barcelona assistant)
12. Luis Antonio Rivera (Puerto Rican actor)
13. Marcel Sabou (Romanian footballer)
14. Mike Carter (American politician)
15. Morgan Lavell (Canadian curler)
16. Natalie Kwadrans (Canadian snowboarder)
17. Nobel Vega (Cuban actor)
18. Peter Demeter (Canadian murderer)
19. Richard Benson (British-Italian musician)
20. Robyn Griggs (American actress)
21. Thomas Nilsson (Swedish jockey)
22. Tina Weymouth (Talking Heads)
23. Tiong Hiew King (Malaysian entrepreneur)
24. Tony White (American basketball player)
25. Uno Loop (Estonian multitasker)
 
Subs:
1. Daisy Loongkoonan
2. Bud Harrelson
3. Tom Marino
4. Sarah Winckless
5. Chris Frantz
 
CaptainChorizo
 
Elena Fiore
Ignacio Lopez Tarso
Luis Echevarria Alvarez
Margarita Terekhova
Rosita Quintana
Paul Westphal
Vassos Lyssarides
Monica Vitti
 Kenneth McAlpine
Tom Smith
David Gulpilil
George Alagiah
Gavin Robertson
 Yoko Ono
James Dewey Watson
Philippe de Gaulle
Jeanne Bot
Anne Buydens-----joker/wc
Leon Spinks
Dominic DeNucci
Linda Nolan
Boris Pahor
Winnie Ewing
Nehemiam Persoff
Yuriko, Princess Mikasa
backup
Edwin Edwards
Sidney Cooke
Orlando Drummond
Tommy Lasorda
Lucia Hiriart
 
Book
 
Ágnes Keleti
Alfred Biolek
Bibi Johns 
Christiane F.
Cicely Tyson
Edward, Duke of Kent
Estelle Parsons
Frank Williams (F1)
Gina Lollobrigida
Iris Apfel
Isabel Perón
James Caan
Jimmy Carter
Margot Leonard
Maria Riva (Wildcard)
Maria Sebaldt
Mario Adorf
Mikis Theodorakis
Monica Vitti
Neddy Smith
Peter Mark Richman
Ralf Wolter
Rolf Eden
Rolf Schimpf
Salman, King of Saudi Arabia
 
 
Subs:
Peter Weck
Gunther von Hagens
Val Kilmer
 Deadsox
 
1
Floyd
Little
NFL Running Back
JOKER
2
Peter
Angelos
Baltimore Orioles Owner
 
3
Ruth
Apilado
Editor and novelist
 
4
Lawrence
Brooks
Oldest US Vet
 
5
John
Cruickshank
Victoria Cross Recipient
 
6
Dai
Davies
Soccer Player
 
7
Bob
Dole
US Senator
 
8
Ben
Ferencz
Nuremberg lawyer
 
9
Sarah
Harding
Singer
 
10
Nick
Hitchon
Physicist
 
11
Rush
Limbaugh
Radio Host
 
12
Saleh
Ajeery
Kuwaiti Astronomer
 
13
Robert
Marchand
Cyclist
 
14
Olivia
Newton-John
Singer & Actress
 
15
Tom
Parker
Singer
 
16
Prince
Philip
British Royal
 
17
Lucile
Randon
Oldest in Europe
 
18
Gavin
Robertson
Cricket Player
 
19
Renee
Simonot
Actress
 
20
Tom
Smith
Rugby Player
 
21
Kane
Tanaka
World’s Oldest
 
22
Rose
Tremain
Novelist
 
23
Tom
Weiskopf
Golfer
 
24
Paul
Westphal
NBA Player & Coach
 
25
James
Whale
Radio Host
 
 
sub
Jimmy
Carter
US President
 
sub
Larry
King
TV Host
 
sub
Norman
Lloyd
Actor
 
 
 Toast
 
George Alagiah
Jet Black
Jimmy Carter
Tim Curry
Jean-Luc Godard
Mikhail Gorbachev
Glynis Johns
Ethel Kennedy
Duke of Kent
Phyllida Law
Olivia Newton John
Linda Nolan
Irene Papas
Michael Parkinson
Trevor Peacock
Prince Philip
Leslie Phillips (WC)
Mary Quant
Dennis Skinner
Tom Smith
Leon Spinks
Peter Tobin
Jean-Louis Trintignant
Bill Turnbull
Joanne Woodward
 
Subs
Bob Dole
Sidney Poitier
Eva Marie Saint
Line Renaud
Pope Benedict
 
Lynchian
 
Here is my entry for the 2021 Hares Death Pool
 
1. Tom Parker (The Wanted singer) - JOKER
2. Tom Smith (Rugby player, born 1971)
3. George Alagiah (BBC New presenter)
4. Bill Turnbull (TV presenter)
5. James Whale (Radio presenter)
6. Sarah Harding (Pop singer/actress)
7. Linda Nolan (Singer/TV personality)
8. Mikhail Gorbachev (Soviet politician)
9. Bob Dole (American politician)
10. Henry Kissinger (US Secretary of State)
11. Jimmy Carter (US President)
12. Billy Connolly (Comedian)
13. Shannen Doherty (Actress)
14. Leon Spinks (Boxer)
15. Prince Philip (Duke of Edinburgh)
16. Joanne Woodward (Actress)
17. Bob Barker (The Price is Right host)
18. Michael Parkinson (Chat show host)
19. Paul Westphal (Basketball player and coach)
20. Norman Tebbit (Conservative politician)
21. Ryan O'Neal (Actor)
22. Jimmy Greaves (England footballer)
23. Gerd Muller (German footballer)
24. Doddie Weir (Rugby player)
25. Dennis Skinner (Labour politician)
 
Subs
1. Jimmy Tarbuck (Comedian)
2. Walter Mondale (US Vice President)
3. Luis Echeverria (Mexican President)
4. Floyd Little (American football player)
5. Bobby Charlton (English footballer)
 
 
The QUIM REAPER
 
Tom Parker (JOKER)
Rush Limbaugh
James Whale
Sarah Harding
Tom Smith
Prince Philip
Dai Davies
Shannen Doherty
Linda Nolan
Jean-Louis Trintignant
Carlos Menem
Yoko Ono
Bill Turnbull
Captain Tom Moore
Leon Spinks
Anne Buydens
Norman Lloyd
Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Clarissa Eden
Dilip Kumar
Noam Chomsky
Dennis Skinner
George Alagiah
Douglas Hurd
Norman Tebbit
SUBS: Murray Walker, Jimmy Carter
The Old Crew
 
Tom Parker - Joker - Singer

Johnny Ruffo  - Actor

Tom Smith  - Rugby Player

Leon Sprinks  - Boxer

Sarah Harding  - Singer

George Alagiah - Newsreader

Bill Turnbull - Presenter

Larry King  - Presenter

Gerd Muller - Footballer

Linda Nolan  - Singer

Rush Limbugh  - Presenter

James Whale  - Presenter

Dai Davies - Footballer

Floyd Little  - NFL Player

Linda Ronstadt - Singer

Tracey Emin  - Artist

Shannen Doherty - Actress
Rob Burrow - Rugby Player

Carlos Menem  - President

Loretta Lynn - Singer
Olivia Newton John - Singer and Actress

Barbara Walters - Jounalist
Prince Philip - Royal
Queen Elizabeth 2 - Royal

Glynis Johns  - Actress

Subs

Leslie Phillips 
Pope Benedict 
Sidney Poitier 
Mikhail Gorbachev 
Jimmy Carter
 
Torva Messor
 
James Lovelock
Yuriko, Princess Mikasa
Walter Bernstein
Leon Spinks
Tom Smith
Sheldon Harnick
Prince Philip
Renée Simonot
Gino Odjick
André Maranne
Evelyn Dick
Rhoda Wurtele
Benjamin Ferencz
Nehemiah Persoff
Rudolph A. Marcus
Linda Nolan
James Whale
Brian Urquhart
Boris Pahor
Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Roger Angell
James Whale
Ruthie Tompson
Jane Gardam
Marianne Bernadotte, Countess of Wisborg
 
Substitutes
Larry Storch
Edward Field
Joanne Woodward
Bernard Kalb
Rachel Robinson
 
Wormfarmer
emperor akihito
alcee hastings
al roker
alfredo varelli
barbara babcock
bill freehan 
bob barker
bob dole
boris pahor
charley trippi  JOKER
david gulpilil
dilip kumar
jean louis trintignant
joanne woodward
Leslie Phillips
luis echeverria
Norman Lloyd
Pope Ben XVI
renee simonot
roman reigns
ruthie tompson
shannen doherty
tommy lasorda
violeta chamorro
yoo sang-chul
   subs
abdelaziz bouteflika
pat robertson
henry kissinger
george shultz
Pele
 
Whoaml
 
Joanne Woodward
Ethel Skakel Kennedy
Murray Walker
Norman Lloyd
Marsha Hunt b. 1917
Larry King
Billy Connolly
Noam Chomsky
Prince Phillip
Mel Brooks
Jimmy Greaves
Lester L. Wolff
A. S. Byatt
Dick Van Dyke
Larry Storch
Joyce Randolph
Sir Bobby Charlton
Desmond Tutu
Nichelle Nichols
Pele
Plácido Domingo (Joker)
Ray Lawler
Alice Munro
Tina Turner
Frank Sedgman
Reserves:
King Salman of Saudi Arabia
June Brown
Alexei Navalny
Than Shwe
Ilie Năstase
 
En Passant
Dai Davies
Rush Limbaugh
Gerd Muller
Tom Smith
Kane Tanaka
James Whale
Abdelaziz Bouteflika
Tom Parker
Carlos Menem
Sarah Harding
Larry King
Leon Spinks
Shannen Doherty
Jake Roberts
Orlando Drummond
Leslie Phillips
Prince Philip
Jiang Zemin
Beverly Cleary
Pele
Dilip Kumar
Tim Curry
Linda Nolan
Yoko Ono
Superstar Billy Graham
 
Bob Barker
Pope Benedict
Hal Holbrook
 
BUFFALO PHIL
My team : 
 
1. Rush Limbaugh (joker)
2. Captain Sir Tom Moore
3. Tom Smith (rugbyist)
4. Tom Parker
5. James Whale
6. Henry Kissinger
7. Monica Vitti
8. Prince Philip
9. Mikhail Gorbachev
10. Prunella Scales
11. Leslie Phillips
12. Betty White
13. Yoko Ono
14. Beverly Cleary
15. Alan Greenspan
16. Carlos Menem
17. Eva Marie Saint
18. Willie Nelson
19. Bob Dole
20. Jimmy Carter
21. Jake The Snake Roberts
22. Doddie Weir
23. Leon Spinks
24. Bob Barker
25. Rolf Harris.
 
Eesti
 
1. Tom Parker 
2. Tom Smith (JOKER)
3. Rush Limbaugh 
4. Floyd Little 
5. James Whale 
6. Leon Spinks 
7. Linda Nolan
8. Dai Davies
9. Olivia Newton-John
10. Shannen Doherty 
11. David Gulpilil 
12. Paul Westphal
13. Tim Bilton 
14. Greg Gilbert
15. Ady Barkan 
16. Gerd Müller 
17. Sarah Harding
18. Bill Turnbull
19. George Alagiah 
20. Yoo Sang-chul 
21. Doddie Weir 
22. Bill Freehan 
23. Noel Conway 
24. Jana Bennett 
25. Amy Price 
 
SUB:
1. Sir Bobby Charlton
2. Bob Dole
3. Dilip Kumar
4. Carlos Menem
5. Bob Newhart,
 
 
 
GRIM  UP NORTH
1
Tom Smith (joker)
2
Rush Limbaugh
3
Michael Cullen
4
Lee Noble
5
James Whale
6
Dai Davies
7
Tom Parker
8
Leon Spinks
9
Sarah Harding
10
David Gulpilil
11
George Alagiah
12
Ady Barkan
13
Rob Burrow
14
Yoo Sang-chul
15
Tim Bilton
16
Susan Bayh
17
Gavin Robertson
18
Derek Draper
19
Paul Westphal
20
Shannen Doherty
21
Prince Philip
22
Bob Newhart
23
Jimmy Carter
24
Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI
25
Sir Frank Williams
 
 
Subs 
James Caan
 
Peter Schjeldahl
 
Norman Fowler
 
Kenny
 
George Alagiah, broadcaster
Jacquie Beltrao, broadcaster
Tim Bilton, celebrity chef
Dai Davies, footballer
Christy Dignam, musician
Shannen Doherty, actress
Tracey Emin, artist
David Gulpilil, actor
Sarah Harding, pop singer
Rush Limbaugh, broadcaster
Gerd Muller, footballer
Scott Nisbet, footballer
Linda Nolan, pop singer
Tom Parker, pop singer - Joker
Yoo Sang-Chul, footballer
Prunella Scales, actress
Kathy Shaidle, writer and blogger
Candi Staton, musician
Tom Smith, ex rugby player
Leon Spinks, boxer
Barnard Tapie, businessman
Bill Turnbull, broadcaster
Paul Westphal, basketball player
James Whale, broadcaster
Catherine Wreford, ballet dancer
 

[Moaning Minnie 15]

Putting this here for whoever does next years team formatting - you may want to add this to rules.

 

Formatting 

 

Strict formatting rules apply.

 

- 12 point font (host's choice, but add here)

- No numbers, bullet points or what ever other shit you want to add

- A-Z your fucking names line by line (there's tools to do this for you on tinternet)

- demark Wildcard with WC in brackets.

- Send in plain text in the body of an email or private message.

- Clarifications separate to body of team 

 

i.e

 

Deathray 

Alun Armstrong 
Bill Turnbull
Bob Barker
Bobby Charlton
David Attenborough
Dick Van Dyke
Eileen Derbyshire 
George Alagaih
Jack Smethurst 
Jimmy Carter
Johnny Briggs
Julie Goodyear
June Brown
Kenneth Cope 
Kenny Sansom
Norman Lloyd
Ozzy Osbourne
Pam St Clements
Paul Gascoigne
Prince Philip
Rolf Harris
Sarah Harding
Shannen Doherty
Tom Parker (WC) 

William Roache

 

___

Bill Turnbull = Newsreader 

Sarah Harding = Girls Aloud. 

[Moaning Minnie 15]

Mark Eden a hit for Biblio here.

 

Bibliogryphon  0 points (1 hit)

Everyone Else 0 points (0 hits)

[Book 3,559]

Something to read

 

Ágnes Keleti

Alfred Biolek   23.07.2021

Bibi Johns

Christiane F.

Cicely Tyson  28.01.2021

Edward, Duke of Kent

Estelle Parsons

Frank Williams (F1)

Gina Lollobrigida

Iris Apfel

Isabel Perón

James Caan

Jimmy Carter

Margot Leonard

Maria Riva  (Wildcard)

Maria Sebaldt

Mario Adorf

Mikis Theodorakis

Monica Vitti

Neddy Smith

Peter Mark Richman  14.01.2021

Ralf Wolter

Rolf Eden

Rolf Schimpf

Salman, King of Saudi Arabia

 

 

 

Subs:

Peter Weck

Gunther von Hagens

Val Kilmer

[Moaning Minnie 15]

2 minutes ago, Book said:

Something to read

 

Ágnes Keleti

Alfred Biolek

Bibi Johns

Christiane F.

Cicely Tyson

Edward, Duke of Kent

Estelle Parsons

Frank Williams (F1)

Gina Lollobrigida

Iris Apfel

Isabel Perón

James Caan

Jimmy Carter

Margot Leonard

Maria Riva  (Wildcard)

Maria Sebaldt

Mario Adorf

Mikis Theodorakis

Monica Vitti

Neddy Smith

Peter Mark Richman

Ralf Wolter

Rolf Eden

Rolf Schimpf

Salman, King of Saudi Arabia

 

 

 

Subs:

Peter Weck

Gunther von Hagens

Val Kilmer

 

Your team is literally two posts up you cunt. Any need to repost it. Fuck off.... 

[Toast 16,155]

11 minutes ago, Moaning Minnie said:

 

Your team is literally two posts up you cunt. Any need to repost it. Fuck off.... 

 

We (well, I) post our teams so that we can cross off picks when they die and keep count ourselves.

[Book 3,559]

13 minutes ago, Moaning Minnie said:

 

Your team is literally two posts up you cunt. Any need to repost it. Fuck off.... 

This post is a fucking mess.

[Moaning Minnie 15]

2 minutes ago, Book said:

This post is a fucking mess.

 

Indeed it is. The same mess as all the teams that were sent to me.

 

I'm giving up being a dead pooling homework marker for new year.

[Pedro67 232]

Ah well, guess my mail was a bit late last night. I’ll just give myself some abuse I expected. No worries

[Predictor 1,018]

23 hours ago, Moaning Minnie said:

Predictor
 
1. Anand Kumar (Indian mathematician)
2. Bobby Kimball (Toto)
3. Coralee O'Rourke (Aussie politician)
4. Craig Hanneman (American football (not soccer) player)
5. Deborra Hope (Canadian journalist)
6. Doyle Hamm (American murderer)
7. Gary Jackson (American politician)
8. Iskandar Jalil (Singaporean ceramist)
9. James Seward (American politician)
10. Janine Fuller (Canadian writer)
11. Juan Carls Unzue (Former Barcelona assistant)
12. Luis Antonio Rivera (Puerto Rican actor)
13. Marcel Sabou (Romanian footballer)
14. Mike Carter (American politician)
15. Morgan Lavell (Canadian curler)
16. Natalie Kwadrans (Canadian snowboarder)
17. Nobel Vega (Cuban actor)
18. Peter Demeter (Canadian murderer)
19. Richard Benson (British-Italian musician)
20. Robyn Griggs (American actress)
21. Thomas Nilsson (Swedish jockey)
22. Tina Weymouth (Talking Heads)
23. Tiong Hiew King (Malaysian entrepreneur)
24. Tony White (American basketball player)
25. Uno Loop (Estonian multitasker)
 
Subs:
1. Daisy Loongkoonan
2. Bud Harrelson
3. Tom Marino
4. Sarah Winckless
5. Chris Frantz
 

Forgot to pick a wildcard.  Guess I'm stuck with Anand Kumar, even though he wouldn't have been among my first choices. Would've gone with someone like Kwadrans, Griggs, or Carter instead.

[theoldlady 2,309]

Michael McKevitt is a hit for me here. @An Fear Beag

 

Thanks for doing this game. 

[Kenny 283]

Paul Westphal for me - https://www.espn.co.uk/football/nba/story?id=30638260&_slug_=paul-westphal-member-naismith-memorial-basketball-hall-fame-dies-age-70

 

Here's the Independent's obit - https://www.independent.co.uk/news/paul-westphal-hall-of-famer-and-nba-champion-dies-at-70-boston-celtics-phoenix-suns-nba-southern-california-college-b1781583.html

[Bibliogryphon 9,589]

On 01/01/2021 at 13:48, Moaning Minnie said:

Mark Eden a hit for Biblio here.

 

Bibliogryphon  0 points (1 hit)

Everyone Else 0 points (0 hits)

Forgot where I had played him. Worst possible place

[Finale 1]

Genuinely, sincerely my last ever post on here.

 

This post is prefaced with an assertion that I will not be doing this next year. Quite frankly the fun of processing these is somewhat lost when I can't participate in the community. So if you would like this pool to continue in the future (and there is no reason it should die on my account), somebody else will need to step forward to do this side of it, not just the scoring updates. I step in this year to do this to keep the pool alive, I won’t be doing so in future. To correct an assertion in a warning by the mods the other day, I don't have a hard on for this site - I have a hard on for the deadpool I created and worked on over the course of 7 years (Of course others have indeed covered for extended periods as GUN rightly points out wasn't saying it was all me! Thanks to YW and AFB.) that I am now banned from running. Hopefully @An Fear Beag or anyone else who wants to can take it forward next year - it won't be me and that's that. I hope whoever takes over has as much enjoyment out of this as I did! 

 

AFB, I sent you an email with details on how I used this - don't have time for the spreadsheet.

 

Masterlist
* = WC

DR = Deathray
MB - Markb4
CW = Chilean Way
BB = Bibliogryphon (Awaiting WC replacement)
GUB = Great Uncle Bulgaria
AFB = An Fear Beag
NH = Not Hades
CG = Charles De Gaulle
EB = Ebless
YB = YorkshireBanker
MS = MSC
CH = CalebH
GR = Gcreptile
NT = Nantonian
DA = DeathbyArsenic
ET = Etib8
DI = Death Impends
OL = Old Lady
UM = Unknown Man
EX = Exu
GF - GuyFromFuture
ED = EtushIsPushingUpDaisies
DL - Drol
JR - Joey Russ
PR = Predictor
CC = CaptainChorizo
BK = Book
DX = Deadsox
TT = Toast
LI = LynchIan
QR = The Quim Reaper
OC = The Old Crew (Note for AFB , that not Old Crem?)
TM = Torva Messor
WF = Wormfarmer
WL = Whoaml
EP = En Passant
BP = Buffalo Phil
ES = Eesti
GU = Grim Up North
KY = Kenny
LZ = Liz
PD = Pedro67

 

 

Aaron T Beck (Physicist) - MS
Abdelaziz Bouteflika (Politics) - OL, EP
Ady Barkan (Lawyer) - ES, GU
Agnes Kelati (Gymnast) - BK
Al Roca (Weatherman) - WF
Alice Munro (Author) - GF, WL
Alfred Biolek (Entertainer) - BK
Arthur Scargill (Militant) - PD*
Andre Maranne (Actor) - DA, TM
Andrew Romanov - NT
Anand Kumaar - PR*
Anne Baker (Author) - YB
Anne Reid (Actress) - DA
Arnold Yarrow (Actor) - MS
Arnaldo Forlani (Politician) - EB
Arnold Schwazzeneger (Politician) - DA
Arvo Part ( Composer) - CH
Alasdair McIntyre (Philosopher) - NT
Alfredo Villari (Actor) - WF
Alan Burgess (Cricket) - EX
Alan Greenspan (Economist) - JR, BP
Alcee Hastings (Politician) - GR, WF
Alexandra Stan (Singer) - CH
Alex Ferguson (Football) - EX
Alun Armstrong (Acting) - DR
Amy Winifred Hawkins (Really Old Biddy) - GUB
Art Rupe (Musician) - DI
Andre Maranne (Actor) - CH
Andrew McDonald (Charity Boss) - GR
Anne Buydens (Philanthropist) - MB, GUB, GR, CC*, QR
Angela Lansbury (Actress) - MS
Ann Clywd (Politician) - BB
Antonia Fraser (Author) - BB
A S Byatt (Novellist) - WL
Ayatollah Ali Kamenhei (Iranian Bloke) - CG
Barbara Walters (Broadcaster) - MB*, NH, OC, LZ
Barbara Backcock (Actress) - WF
Belinda Sykes (Oboist) - AFB*
Bella Thorne (Actress) - YB
Betty Boothroyd (Politician) - DA
Betty White (America’s Gran) - ET, BP, LZ
Beverley Cleary (Writer) - EP, BP, LZ
Bernard Cribbins (Actor/Singer) - GUB
Bernabe Marti (Singer) - GF
Bernadette Chirac (Politician) - YB, DA
Berry Gordy Jr (Record Ex) - GUB
Bernard Tapei (Businessman) - AFB, CG*, ET, UM, ED, KY
Ben Ferencz (Lawyer) - DX, TM
Bernie Clifton (Comedian)- EB
Beverley Cleary (Author) - MB, GUB, MS*, DI, OL
Bibi Johns (Singer) - BK
Bill Cosby (Sex Offender) - PD
Bill Freehan (Baseball) - ED, WF, ES
Bill Turnbull (News Presenter) - DR, AFB, EB, TT, LI, QR, OC, ES, KY
Billy Bingham (Footballer) - EB
Billy Conolly (Comedian) - LI, WL
Biddy Baxter (TV Producer) - BB
Biz Markie (Rapper) - GF
Bob Barker (Game Show Host) - DR, MB, MS, ET, JR, LI, WF, BP
Bob Dole (Politics) - MB, CW, AFB, CG, MS, NT, ET, OL, DX, LI, WF, BP, LZ
Bob Fass (Dancer) - JR
Bobby Kimball (Musician) - PR
Bob Varsha (Broadcaster) - ED
Bob Newhart (Stand Up) - CG, EB, GU
Bobby Charlton (Football) - DR, GUB, YB, WL, ES
Boris Vajejo (Painter) - DA
Boris Pahor (Writer) - CC, TM , WF
Brian Urquhuart (War Veteran) - TM
Brian Murphy (Actor/Comedian) - EB
Bridgette Bardot (Sex Symbol) - CH, PD
Budge Patty (Tennis) - MS
Buzz Aldrin (Astronaut) - GUB, ET, EX
Catherine Wreford (Ballet) - KY
Candi Statton (Musician) - KY
Captain Tom Moore (Fame Whore) - GUB*, NT, DI*, EX, QR, BP
Carlos Billardi (Football) - GR
Carlos Menem (President) - CW, CG, QR, OC, EP, BP
Carl J Shapiro (Businessman) - DI
Charles Bronson (Criminal) - EX
Charley Trippi (Football) - WF*
Chief Keef (Rapper) - GF
Christopher Benjamin (Actor) - BB
Christy Dignam (Musician) - KY
Christiane F (Actress, GER) - BK
Christopher Plummer - (Actor) - PD
Cicely Tyson (Actress) - BK
Claire Bloom (Actress) - CH
Clarissa Eden (UK PM’s Wife) - MS, DI, JR, QR
Clifford Rose (Actor) - BB
Cloris Leachman (Actress) - LZ
Clive Brittain (Racehorsing) - NT
Coralee O’Rourke (Politician) - PR
Constance Towers (Actres) - LZ
Craig Hannerman (Yankball) - PR
C W McCall (Musician) - BB
Cynthia Moray (Opera) - GUB
Danielle Westbrook (Cokehead) - YB
Dai Davies (Footballer) - ED, DX, QR, OC, EP*, ES, GU, KY
David Attenborough (Britain’s Grandad) - DR, NH, JR, PD
David Butler (Psephologist) - MS, NT
David Crosby (Music)  - NH, EB*, JR, PD
David Graham (Actor) - MS
David Gulpillil (Dancer/Actor) - AFB, NT, OL, UM, ED, DL, CC, WF, ES, GU, KY
David Musuguri (Soldier) - DL
David Suzuki (Academic) - GF
Deborra Hope (Journalist) - PR
Derek Draper (Lobbyist) - GU
Dennis Skinner (Politician) - TT, LI, QR
Desmond Tutu (God Bloke) - NH, EB, WL, PD
Dick Van Dyke (Entertainer) - DR, NH, MS, ET, UM, JR, WL, PD
Dilip Kumar (Acting) - CW, AFB, CG, NT, DL*, QR, WF, EP
Doddie Weir (Rugby) - EB, OL, LI, BP, ES
Dominic DeNucci (Wrestler) - CC
Don Asmussen (Comics) - GR
Donna Britt (News) - GR
Donald Pelmear (Actor) - MS
Doyle Hamm (Murderer) - PR
Douglas Hurd (Politician) - GUB, QR
Duke of Kent (Royal Hanger On) - NT, BK, TT
Ed Ames (Singer) - DI
Edith Cresson (French Politician) - DA
Eileen Derbyshire (Acting) - DR
Elena Fiore (Actress) - CC
Egidaus Braun (Football Pen Pusher) - GR
Ethel Kennedy (Human Rights) - OL, TT, WL
Elton John (Musician) - ET
Emerich Jenei (Football) - CH
Emmanuel Evans Anfom (Physician) - DL
Emperor Akhito - WF
Eric Clapton (Music) - NH
Ernie Moss - EB, EX, DL
Estelle Parsons (Actress) - BK
Eva Marie Saint (Actress) - MS, UM, BP
Evelyn Dick (Victim of False Imprisonment) - TM
Florince Alice Lubega (Politician) - DL
Floyd Little (Yankball) - DX*, OC, ES
Francisco Morales-Bermudez (Politics) - DL
Frank Borman (Aeronautical Engineer) - NH
Frank O'Farrell (Football) - NT
Frank Sedgeman (Tennis) - WL
Frankie Shaw (Actress) - YB
Frank Worthington (Footballer) - DL
Sir Frank Williams (Racing)- CG, YB, DA, GU
Gael Halvorsen (Military Officer) - DL
Gavin Robertson (Cricketer) - CC, DX, GU
Gary Glitter (Pedo) - GUB
Gary Jackson (Politics) - PR
George Alagaih (News Presenter) - DR, AFB, YB, ED*, CC, TT, LI, QR, OC, ES, GU, KY
Gena Rowlands (Actress) - LZ
Gerd Muller (Football) - CH, GR, ET, EX, DL, LI, OC, EP, ES, KY
Gianlucci Vialli (Football) - OL, UM, PD
Giorgio Napolitano (Politician) - UM
Gina Lollobridga (Actress) - BB, ET, BK
Gino Odjick (Ice Hockey) - TM  
Glenda Jackson (Champagne Socialist) - BB
Gloria Henry (Actress) - CH
Glynis Johns (Actress) - MB, CW, ET, OL, TT
Greg Gilbert (Singer) - ED, DL, ES
Gundrun Ure (Supergran) - YB
Gunther Von Hagens (Anatomist) - EX
Harrison Ford (Actor) - ET
Harrison Ruffin Tyler (Museum Curator) - DI
Harry Belafonte (Music) - CW, NH, GF
Harry Reid (Lawyer) - AFB, NT
Harry Yee (Bartender) - DI
Harvey Weinstein (Sex Offender) - CW
Heather Locklear (Actress) - GF
Helen Langevin Joliot (Nuclear Physicist) - DA
Henry Kissinger (Politics) - MB, CW, GUB, MS, EX, LI, BP
Hugues Aufray (Singer) - ET
Hurbert Reeves (Astrophysicist) - ET
Ian St John (Football) - DI
Irena Papas (Actress) - TT
Iris Apfel (Businesswoman) - BK
Ignacio Lopez Tarso (Actor) - CC
Imelda Marcos (Politician) - NH, LZ
Isabel Perón (Politician) - UM, BK
Isabel Dryden (Educator) - GF
Iskander Jaleal (Ceramist) - PR
Ion Iliescu (Politician) - CH*
Jacques Delors (Politician) - DA, DI, EX
Jacquie Beltrao (Presenter) - ED, KY
Jack Smethurst (Acting) - DR, 
Jackie Stewart (Racing) - PD
Jake “The Snake” Roberts (Wrestling) - CW, AFB, CH, UM, GF, JR, EP, BP
James Seward (Senator) - PR
James Caan (Actor) - BK
Janine Fuller (Businesswoman) - PR
Jason Becker (Guitarist) - ED
James Lovelock (Scientist) - MS, TM*  
James C Floyd (Engineer) - GF
James Watson (Molecular Biologist) - OL, CC
James Whale (Radio) - AFB, YB, OL, UM, EX, ED, DX, LI, QR, OC, TM , EP, BP, ES, GU, KY
Jana Bennett (BBC) - JR, ES
Jane Gardam (Writer) - TM
Jean Hindmarsh (Opera) - GUB
Jet Black (Drummer) - TT
Jeannette Charles (Actress) - YB
Jean Bott (FFBO) - CC
Jean Louis Trintigant (Actor) - AFB, CG, NT, DA, JR, TT, QR, WF
Jeff Bridges (Entertainment) - ET, ED
Jerry Lee Lewis (Singer) - EB
Jean Luc Goddard (Actor)  - TT
Jean Marie Le Pen (Politician)  - ET, OL
Jean Pierre Adams (Footballer) - DA
Jerry Grey (Wrestler) - GR
Jerry Lee Lewis (Musician) - LZ
Jessie Coulter (Gay Porn) - GR*
Jiang Zemin (Chinese Pres) - EP
Jill Knight (Politician) - MS
Jimmy Carter (Politics) - DR, CW, MS, ET, OL, UM, EX, JR, BK, TT, LI, BP, GU, LZ, MB
Jimmy Greaves (Football) - CW, GUB, AFB, NH, DI, EX, LI, WL
Jimmy Weldon (Ventriloquist) - DI
Joan Baez (Singer) - DA
Joan Copeland (Acting) - MB
Joan Plowright (Actress) - BB
Joanne Woodward (Actress) - BB, NH, CG, UM, TT, LI, WF, WL, LZ
Joe Biden (Do you live under a rock?) - PD
Joe Krush (Illustrator) - DI
Joe Turkel (Character Actor) - EB
Johnny Isakson (Senator) - LZ
Jory Post (Author) - GR
Johnny Briggs (Acting) - DR
Johnny Gilbert (Showbiz) - MB
Johnny Leonard (Footballer) - DA
Johnny Ruffo (Actor) - OC
Johnny Mathis (Singer) - EB
Johnny Pierson (Hockey) - GF
John Wakeham (Politician) - BB*
Johnnie Walker (Radio DJ) - PD
Jon Benton (Politician) - NT
John Cruicshank (Military) - DX
Johnny Ventura (Singer) - CH
Josip Manolic (Croatian PM) - NH
Josephine Tewnson (Actor) - CH
Josef Fritzel (Grade A Cunt) - PD
Joyce Randolph (Actress) - WL
Josh Evans (Titans) - GR
Julio Iglesias (Singer) - NH
Julie Andrews (Singer/Acting) - PD
Julie Newmar (Actress) - CH
Juan Carlos Unze (Football) - PR
June Brown (Acting) - DR
June Spencer (Acting) - CW, YB*
Julie Goodyear (Acting) - DR
Kenneth Cope (Acting) - DR
Kenneth McAlpine (Racing) - CC
Kenneth Kaunda (African Bloke) - MS, PD
Kane Tanaka (Really Old Geezer) - AFB, DI, ED, DL, JR, DX, EP
Kay Hawtrey (Actress) - GF
Katherine Jackson (Music) - MB
Kathy Shaidle (Blogger) - KY
Kenny Sansom (Football) - DR, BB, PD
Kieth Baxter (Actor) - YB
Kieth Richards (Druggie) - EB, ET
King Juan Carlos (King Spain) - CH
King Harold V (Norweigan King) - BB
King Salman - NH*, EB, BK
Lawrence Brooks (US Veteran) - DX
Lawrence Ferlinghetti (Poet) - DI, UM, DL, QR, TM
Laura Cardoso (Actress) - DA
Larry King - CW, AFB, CG, NT, OL, JR, OC, WL, EP
Larry Storch (Actor) - MB, TM , WL
Lars Goran Petrov (Singer) - ED
Leon Spinks (Boxing) - CW, AFB, CG, NT, DA, OL, UM, EX, JR*, CC, TT, LI, QR, OC, TM , EP, BP, ES, GU, KY
Lilian Priest (Really Old Biddy) - AFB
Lech Walesa (Politician) - ET
Lee Noble (Designer) - GU
Lester L Wolf (Politician) - WL, LZ
Lester Piggot (Jockey) - PD
Leila Meecham (Author) - GR
Leslie Philips (Acting) - CW, GUB, AFB, MS, DI, EX, TT*, WF, EP, BP
Lil Bibby (Rapper) - GF
Linda Nolan (Musician) - GUB, UM, GF*, ED, CC, TT, LI, QR, OC, TM , EP, ES, KY
Linda Ronstandt (Singer) OC
Lois Capps (Politician) - LZ
Loretta Lynn (Music) - NH, OC, LZ
Luis Echeverria (Politician) - OL, DL, CC, WF
Luis Antonio Rivera (Puerto TV) - PR
Luis Henrique (Comedian) - GR
Lucile Randon (FFBO) - DA, DL, DX
Lynne Reid Banks (Author) - YB, CH
Marcel Sabou (Football) - PR
Margaret Stuart Barry (Writer) - YB
Margot Leonard (Actress) - BK
Mark Eden (Actor) - BB
Mary Fleur Cameron (Anti-Austerity Activist) - YB
Mary Quant (Fashion Designer) - TT
Margarita Terekhova (Actress) - CC
Maria Rivia (Actress) - BK*
Maria Sebaldt (Actress) - BK
Marianne Bernadotte (Actress) - TM
Mark Paarmaan (Surfer) - GR
Mario Adorf (Actor) - BK
Marsha Hunt (Actress, b 1917) - DI, WL
Meshulam Dovid Halevi Soloveitchik (Rabbi) - DL
Mel Brooks (Director) - WL
Michael Collins (Astronaut) - NH
Michael Schumacher (Formula 1) - EX
Mike Miller (Maryland Senate) - GR
Mikis Theodokaris (Composer) - DL, BK
Mihai Sora (Philosopher) - CH
Miso Kovac (Pop Singer) - NH
Mijanou Bardot (Actress) - CH
Michael Bouquet (Actor) - DA
Michael McKevitt (Terrorist) - OL
Michael Kaputo (Political Strategist) - ED
Michael Cullen (Politician NZ) - ED, GU
Michael Parkinson (TV Busybody) - TT, LI,
Michelene Presle (Actress) - DA
Mikhail Gorbachev (Politics) - CW, AFB, NH, CG, GR, OL, UM, GF, JR, TT, LI, BP, PD
Miriam Margoyles (Actress) - YB
Mike Carter (US Politics) - PR
Monica Vitti (Acting) - NH, CG, EB, UM, CC, BK, BP
Monty Norman (Singer) - DI
Mort Sahl (Comedy) - MB
Morgan Lavell (Curler) - PR
Murray Walker (Commentator) - BB, MS, WL
Nadine Trintignant (Film) - DA
Nathalia Timberg (Acting) - DA
Natalie Kwadrans (Snowboard) - PR
Nehemiah Persoff (Actor) - CW, MS, DI, CC, TM
Neddy Smith (Criminal) - BK
Neil Sedaka (Pop Singer) - EB
Nerys Hughes (Actress)  - YB
Nichelle Nichols (Actress) - DA, WL
Nick Hitchon (Physicist) - DX
Nigel Lawson (Politician) - GUB
Nikita Simonyan (Football) - CH
Noel Conway (Activist) - ES
Norman Lloyd (Film) - DR, MB, CW, ET, DI, UM, DL, JR, QR, WF, WL
Norman Lear (Writer) - LZ
Norman Mason (Racehorses) - NT
Norman Tebbit (Politician) - GUB, LI, QR
Norm Coleman (Lobbyist) - LZ
Noam Chomsky (Philosophy) - MB, CW, JR, QR, WL
Nobel Vega (Actor) - PR
Olivia Newton John (Music) - MB, CW, GUB, AFB, CG, OL, UM, DX, TT, OC, ES, LZ, PD
Orval Tessier (Hockey) - GF
Orlando Drummond (Actor) - EP
Ottavino del Turco (Politician) - GR
Ozzy Osbourne (Music) - DR, CW, EB
Paul Gascoigne (Football) - DR
Paul Westpahl (Basketball) - UM, JR, CC, DX, LI, ES, GU, KY
Pam St Clements (Acting) - DR
Pat Caroll (Acting/Singing) - BB
Pele (Footballer) - NH, WL, EP
Pete Doherty (Libertine) - YB
Peter Angelos (Baseball Owner) - DX
Peter Mark Richman (Actor) - BK
Peter Higgs (Theoretical Physicist) - BB
Pete Murray (Radio) - BB, GUB
Peter Demeter (Murderer) - PR
Peter Oosterhuis - EB
Peter Tobin (Bastard) - MS, OL, TT
Petula Clark (Singer) - CH
Philippe de Gaulle (Military Officer) - CC
Phil Spector (Record Producer) - PD
Placido Domingo (Opera) - CH, WL*
Pope Benedict XVI (Benefit Fraud) - MB, CW, NH, CG, NT, ET*, JR, WF, GU
Prince Philip (Scrounging by Marriage) - DR, MB, CW*, CG, MS, ET, EX, JR, DX, TT, LI, QR, OC, TM , WL, EP, BP, GU, LZ, PD
Prunella Scales - CW, CG, EX, BP, KY, LZ
Phyllida Law (Actress) - YB, TT
Queen Elizabeth II - OC
Queen Ratna (Nepalese Queen) - CH
Queen Sirkit (Thai Bride) - NH
Raymond Cauchetier (Photography) - DI
Ray Lawler (Actor) - WL
Ralf Woolter (Actor) - BK
Raul Castro, CG
Ray Kennedy (Football) - EX
Ray Reardon (Snooker) - PD
Renee Simonot (Acting) - MB, DI, DX, TM , WF
Richard Hadlee (Cricket) - ED
Richard Benson (Musician) - PR
Rhoda Wurtele (Skkieer) - TM
Rodion Rosca (Musician) - CH, GR
Robert Clary (Actor)  - DI
Robbie Coltrane (Actor) - EX
Rob Burrow (Rugby) - OC, GU
Robert Flack (Singer) - BB
Roman Reigns (Wrestler) - WF
Rose Treiman (Novelist) - ED, DX
Roger Angell (Essayist) - TM
Robert Marchand (Cyclist) - DX
Rosita Quintana (Actress) - CC
Rolf Eden (Actor) - BK
Rolf Harris (Entertainer) - DR, EB, EX, BP
Rolf Schimpf (Actor) - BK
Robyn Griggs (Actress) - PR
Ronald Atkins (Politician) - MS
Rosalynn Carter (Presidents Hubby) - GUB
Roy Hattersley (Politician) - EB
Ryan O Neal (Actor) - NH, LI,
Rudolph A Marcus (Chemist) - TM
Ruth Apilado (Novelist) - DX
Ruthie Thompson (Disney) - MB, DI, DL, TM , WF
Rush Limbaugh (Peddling Bullshit) - MB, CW, AFB, NT, OL*, UM, ED, DX, QR, OC, EP, BP, ES, GU, KY, LZ
Sacheen Littlefeather (Actress) - GF
Saleh Ajeery (Astronomer) - DL, DX
Sally Ann Howes (Actress) - CH
Sarah Ezekial (Artist) - GR
Sarah Harding (Music) - DR, CG, CH, NT, EX*, GF, ED, DX, LI, QR, OC, EP, ES, GU, KY
Sarana Li (Singer) - GR
Saturnino de la Fuente (FFBO) - JR
Scott Nisbett (Football) - KY
Shannen Doherty (Acting) - DR, MB, EB, EX, ED, LI, QR, OC, WF, EP, ES, GU, KY, LZ*, PD
Sheldon Harnick (Songwriter) - TM  
Shirley Bassey (Singer) - EB
Sinead O’Connor (Singer) - GF
Sian Philips (Actress) - YB
Sidney Poitier (Actor) - CG, ET, UM, EX, LZ
Stan Bowles (Football) - EB, NT
Sonia Gandhi (Politician) - BB
Sylvain Sylvain (Guitarist) - JR
S Prestley Blake (Businessman) - DI
Superstar Billy Graham (Wrestling) - EB, EP
Sunny (Wrestler) - EB
Susan Bayh (Attorney) - GU, LZ
Susan Cooper (Author) - BB
Tatum O Neal (Actress) - GF
Teddie Chinnery (Musician) - BB
Terry Medwyn (Footballer) - YB
Thelma McKenzie (Cricketer) - GF
Thich Nhat Hanh (Activist) - DL
Thomas Pynchon (Novelist) - NT
Thomas Nilson (Jockey) - PR
Tiong Hiew King (Entrepreneur) - PR
Tim Bilton (Chef) - ES, GU, KY
Tim Curry  (Actor) - TT, EP
Tina Turner (Singer) - ET, WL
Tina Weymouth (Talking Heads) - PR
Toko Shinoda (Artist) - DL
Tom Baker (Actor) - EX
Tommy Lassorda (Baseball Manager) - WF
Tom Lehrer (Musician)- BB
Tom Parker - (Music) DR*, MB, GUB, AFB, CG, OL, UM*, ED*, DL, JR, DX, LI*, QR*, OC*, EP, BP, ES, GU, KY, LZ
Tom Smith (Rugby) - GUB, AFB, CG, NT, DA, ET, OL, UM, EX*, ED, CC, DX, TT, LI, QR, OC, TM , EP, BP, ES*, GU* , KY
Tom Weiskopf (Golfer) - AFB, GR, NT, ED, DX
Tony White (Basketball) - PR
Tony Bennet (Singer) - EB
Tracy Enimen (Artist) - OC, KY
Trevor Peacock (Actor) - TT
Uno Loop (Estonian Singing Boxer) - PR
Uwe Sweeler (Football) - GR
Val Bettin (Acting) - MB
Valerie Masterson (Opera) - GUB
Vassos Lyssaridies (Politician) - DA, CC
Vanessa Redgrave (Actor) - NH, GF
Virginia Zeani (Opera) - DA
Vittore Bochetta (Artist) - DL
Violeta Chammaro (Politician) - WF
Vivian Pickles (Actress) - YB
Vladimir Putin (Despot) - CG
Vasile M Popov (Systems Theorist) - CH
Walter Bernstein (Commie) - CG, TM
William Roache (Acting) DR
William Russell (Actor) - BB, MS
Wendy Craig (Actress) - GF
Winnie Ewing (Lawyer) - YB, GF, CC
Willie Nelson (Music) - OL, JR, BP, PD
Yoko Ono (Marriage) - MB, CW, AFB, NH, YB, NT, ET, OL, UM, JR, CC, QR, EP, BP
Yoo Sang-Chul (Football Manager) - AFB, GR, OL, UM, ED, WF, ES, GU, KY
Yung Miami (Singer) - GF
Yuri Oganassian (Nuclear Physicist) - BB
Yuriko, Princess Michaka (Jap Royal) - DL, CC, TM  

DNSes
DNS - Chuck Yeager (Air Force) - DR
DNS - Margaret Tebbit (Normie’s Wife) - BB
DNS - John Edrich (Cricketer) - BB
DNS - Pierre Cardin (Designer) - NH, DA

Rejections
Allen Jordan (Deathray) - Grounds - Not Noteable, FFBR
Amy Price (Eesti) - Grounds - Not Noteable, FFBR

 

[Grim Up North 3,727]

41 minutes ago, Finale said:

Genuinely, sincerely my last ever post on here.

42 teams - good entry for your final year.

 

Take care and thanks for looking after for most of the last 7 years (not forgetting YW who very ably stood in for a period).

 

I'm sure we’ll manage to keep the Hare’s running if you’ll pardon the pun.

 

Cheers, GUN

[Charles De Gaulle 484]

The death of Michael McKevitt has awarded @theoldlady with 2 points.

 

Floyd Little's death has awarded crem and @Eesti with a whopping 1 point and @deadsox who had Floyd as their joker gets a whopping 2 points.

 

Paul Westphal has awarded joey russ, Captain Chorizo, Eesti, The unknown man, kenny, Deadsox  and Grim up North with 2 points.

 

The leaderboard

1. DeadSox = 4 points

 

2. Eesti = 3 points

 

3. Joey Russ, Captain Chorizo, The Unknown Man, Kenny, Grim Up North and TheOldLady = 2 points

 

4. Everyone Else= 0 points.

 

Sad to hear about you leaving Deathray. We'll do the best we can in keeping your pool alive.

 

[markb4 902]

1 hour ago, Finale said:

Jack Smethurst (Acting) - DR, MB

 

 

I don't have Jack Smethurst on my team.

[Toast 16,155]

1 hour ago, Finale said:

Genuinely, sincerely my last ever post on here.

 

Well, I genuinely, sincerely hope it isn't, and I'm certainly not alone in that. 

[An Fear Beag 1,535]

26 minutes ago, Charles De Gaulle said:

We'll do the best we can in keeping your pool alive.

 

 

WE will in our fuck, you ignorant fucking cunt.

 

I, on the other hand, am doing quite nicely keeping this pool alive, and have been doing so since before you joined. I am waiting until the 7th before posting the 2020 results, in  accordance with the rules. In the meantime, I am in the process setting up the scoring system for 2021, and will continue to maintain it for the rest of the year. And I don't need any fucking help from you to do it. And when 2021 is done, I will decide if I want to continue with it for next year. 

 

Now get back in you box, and have some fucking manners. 

 

[Charles De Gaulle 484]

15 minutes ago, An Fear Beag said:

 

WE will in our fuck, you ignorant fucking cunt.

 

I, on the other hand, am doing quite nicely keeping this pool alive, and have been doing so since before you joined. I am waiting until the 7th before posting the 2020 results, in  accordance with the rules. In the meantime, I am in the process setting up the scoring system for 2021, and will continue to maintain it for the rest of the year. And I don't need any fucking help from you to do it. And when 2021 is done, I will decide if I want to continue with it for next year. 

 

Now get back in you box, and have some fucking manners. 

 

Have some manners I was only trying to help you out with this pool for god sakes.

[Finale 1]

15 minutes ago, Charles De Gaulle said:

Have some manners I was only trying to help you out with this pool for god sakes.

 

Oh for fuck sake. This is enough to get a rise out of me, and seen as I'm not banned yet fuck it. 

 

AFB was quite clearly already looking after this pool as referred to in the posting of that fucking Masterlist. The question I was raising was not over who would be scoring up, it was a pointed hint and warning to AFB or anyone else that the donkey work of processing teams will  not be done by me next year and to start planning now. 

 

Nobody could tot the fucking scores up without that Masterlist, which AFB saw at the same time as you. Posting it was not a 'come and have a go if you think your fucking hard enough invitation'. 

 

AFB's priority however in the short term lies with dealing with last year's pool, and months without updates - especially at the start of the year - we're common in my tenure. That wait is not an invitation to take over the fucking deadpool, you don' t post DDP tables if msc goes on fucking holiday do you? Odd that is that because that requires actual work? See how fucking keen you are to do the maths on the 23rd November, shitstain.

 

Read the fucking room and shut the fuck up.

 

Personally I'm glad to see that AFB intends to host this pool with the same level of decorum and respect for entrants (fuck all) long term players became accustomed to under me. He has my seal of approval, not that he ever needed it in the first place, on the other hands I'd step through hot coals to stop an arrogant fucking prick like you (thus clearly not bring your first account here - I know who you are!) running this pool. 

 

You're no saviour you're an interfering fucking busybody. 

[Bibliogryphon 9,589]

My replacement wildcard is King Harald of Norway

[An Fear Beag 1,535]

Ok, now I have had the night to calm down, and as Finale has so eloquently said everything I would have wanted to say in his last ever, ever,  ever, cross my heart and hope to die, post (), I don't feel the need to go on the offensive again.

 

However, I will say it quite clearly here, in case any newbie with no fucking sense of decorum gets the wrong idea: I am staking claim to stewardship of the Hares pool.

 

The basis of my claim is twofold.

Firstly, when Deathray first got banned and someone needed to put the scores together, I offered to do it unless anyone else fancied it. Likewise, when no-one was offering to run the 2021 version, I said I would do it, unless a more established forum member wanted to claim it first. On neither occasion did anyone else want  it, so as far as I'm concerned, that gave me the go-ahead to take it over.

Secondly, Deathray (and his many alter egos), who has run the game for 7 years, has said that he is okay with me running it. Now no-one can ever "own" a game - it is in effect owned by the people who play it. However. my understanding of forum etiquette is that once a game begins, it remains in the possession of the person who started it, until they pass it over to someone else, or they disappear off the forum and someone else claims it. As both of those things have happened in this case, I now consider myself in charge of the pool.

 

As I said when I took over initially, it won't always be done on time, and may not always be done accurately. But it will be done. And if I need someone's help in doing it, then I will fucking well ask for it. And some of you out there better be fucking well ready to give it. And when I decide that I don't want to do it any more, I will throw it out to all over-enthusiastic neophytes who can scrap among themselves for it. Unless in the meantime, Deathray is allowed back on the forum, and declares a wish to take over again, in which case I will pass it back to him. 

 

If anyone does feel the unbearable urge to "help", feel free to keep tabs on the large number of obscure names on the masterlist, and feel free to point out when any of them carks it. But leave the rest of it to me.

 

 

[Grim Up North 3,727]

Deathray is Dead, Long Live An Fear Beag!

 

(which is just an excuse for me to prove I can spell your name correctly now ).