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I predict the grim reaper is going to confound sceptics and be its most powerful yet like a super strong enema in 2024 moreso than recent years equalling or even beating 2020

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On 04/01/2022 at 21:48, Gooseberry Crumble said:

I'm sensing the beginnings and  stirrings of a bowel  movement. Something is on its way  and I think we can expect a January hit for the DeathList. 

Just getting that feeling I've had sometimes before there is  a major plop....

Well done...!! And you picked Poitier for first death. Very impressive.

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1 hour ago, GEMINEYE said:

Well done...!! And you picked Poitier for first death. Very impressive.

Many thanks!

I think 2022 is going to be an interesting ride on here.

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Two deathlist hits in less than 5 days!!

 

No one can persuade me the enema isn't gearing up for a massive year in 2022. The plops keep coming!!

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1 minute ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

Two deathlist hits in less than 5 days!!

 

No one can persuade me the enema isn't gearing up for a massive year in 2022. The plops keep coming!!

 

I did genuinely see folk elsewhere, non-deadpool wise, say the weekend reminded them a bit of 2016 and I was reminded of you!

 

(imo, far too early to have an idea of the year. 2019 had a killer opening week then fell asleep for a while.)

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1 minute ago, msc said:

 

I did genuinely see folk elsewhere, non-deadpool wise, say the weekend reminded them a bit of 2016 and I was reminded of you!

 

(imo, far too early to have an idea of the year. 2019 had a killer opening week then fell asleep for a while.)

Don't be surprised if 2022 matches or surpasses 2020!  In terms of the Derby Dead Pool let me put it this way,  if you were still on that pools committee in 2022 you'd  experience repetitive strain injury in your hands more severe than the world's biggest porn addict!!

So Count your blessings as @Death Impends and @gcreptile are going to be spending most of this year furiously  tugging  and rubbing away with little  break!!

 

Not sure what I can offer you as a betting wager?  But I bet in the future 2022 will be looked back upon as a brilliant golden and successful year in deadpooling.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

Don't be surprised if 2022 matches or surpasses 2020!  In terms of the Derby Dead Pool let me put it this way,  if you were still on that pools committee in 2022 you'd  experience repetitive strain injury in your hands more severe than the world's biggest porn addict!!

So Count your blessings as @Death Impends and @gcreptile are going to be spending most of this year furiously  tugging  and rubbing away with little  break!!

 

Not sure what I can offer you as a betting wager?  But I bet in the future 2022 will be looked back upon as a brilliant golden and successful year in deadpooling.

 

 

 

Durst finished 12 spots off a TCD spot, so I was nearly at 3 obits to write for the quiet game already. Making a mockery of me having a bit of a rest!

 

As for wagers, I'm afraid Sir Creep beat me in one of those a few years ago and the shame was just too much. My wallet's still scarred! :lol:

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I wouldn't be surprised if we have a looooong period of drought after these hits. I can't see anyone on the edge of death rn and my pessimistic mind tells me that when something begins well, it always turns out to be bad. We'll see, I hope I'm wrong though, I would love to see a 2020 situation again but I doubt there'll be one…

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16 minutes ago, msc said:

 

Durst finished 12 spots off a TCD spot, so I was nearly at 3 obits to write for the quiet game already. Making a mockery of me having a bit of a rest!

 

As for wagers, I'm afraid Sir Creep beat me in one of those a few years ago and the shame was just too much. My wallet's still scarred! :lol:

Oh I will be kind and gracious and just settle  for  you telling me how magnificent and fantastic  I am if the prediction  comes true  and if it doesn't   come true my good self reiterating  that due to my underestimating people's lack of faith in the enema. That I didn't  appreciate that 2022 like 2021  performed below my expectations  because the enema  punished  us collectively for our  ungrateful and arrogant lack of faith in it despite it delivering for us spectacularly in 2020 and refused to play ball.

Keep your faith strong and you'll keep the enema strong... or something like that!!:lol:;)

 

Think of some of the biblical stories were lack of faith in God and his power was punished  by God  ... and that's how best to understand  what's happening with the enema  @msc   @Lafaucheuse !

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10 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

Think of some of the biblical stories were lack of faith in God and his power was punished  by God  ... and that's how best to understand  what's happening with the enema

You suggest I say that I believe in the enema's power 3 times out loud in front of my bathroom mirror in the dark at midnight then ? Ok, let's do it ! 

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3 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said:

You suggest I say that I believe in the enema's power 3 times out loud in front of my bathroom mirror in the dark at midnight then ? Ok, let's do it ! 

At least twice a week!

 

A mirror in the hall would also suffice. 

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It is the fastest 2 hits we had since 1987. The record was held by the 1993 list with second hit  occurring on the 20th of January with the passing of my beloved Audrey Hepburn after Nureyev. Then comes the 94 list with 2 deaths by January 22nd, then 2000 and 2008 lists with 2 deaths by the 28 of January and finally 2013 with 2 hits by the 30th of January. 2013 holds the current record of the fastest 3rd hit ever, occurring on the 4th of February, which means 24 days from now. Maybe we’ll break this record ? I believe in the enema’s power (thanks to Gooseberry Crumble) 

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19 hours ago, Lafaucheuse said:

It is the fastest 2 hits we had since 1987. The record was held by the 1993 list with second hit  occurring on the 20th of January with the passing of my beloved Audrey Hepburn after Nureyev. Then comes the 94 list with 2 deaths by January 22nd, then 2000 and 2008 lists with 2 deaths by the 28 of January and finally 2013 with 2 hits by the 30th of January. 2013 holds the current record of the fastest 3rd hit ever, occurring on the 4th of February, which means 24 days from now. Maybe we’ll break this record ? I believe in the enema’s power (thanks to Gooseberry Crumble) 

An excellent post!

 

What I will say today is there won't be a huge gap between hit or plop 2 and hit or plop 3.

My enema vibrations are indicating to me don't be shocked if there is a third January  hit .

The runners of the DeathList should expect to be kept pretty busy for the first 3 or 4 months of 2022.

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I have that feeling in my stomach right now. The one that says someone big is away to drop off. @Gooseberry Crumble, tell us the forecast please :P

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7 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:

I have that feeling in my stomach right now. The one that says someone big is away to drop off. @Gooseberry Crumble, tell us the forecast please :P

You sure it wasn't just some bad Thai food?

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8 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:

I have that feeling in my stomach right now. The one that says someone big is away to drop off. @Gooseberry Crumble, tell us the forecast please :P

I do have the same feeling ! same one I had when Kirk Douglas, VGE and Belmondo died. I think it might be Carter's time rn…

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9 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:

I have that feeling in my stomach right now. The one that says someone big is away to drop off. @Gooseberry Crumble, tell us the forecast please :P

Make sure your well stocked up on moistened toilet paper then you will be able to cope much easier with the frantic activity and pace that deadpooling and the deathlist will bring this year!!

The forecast is plenty of bleach, toilet duck and higher end toilet roll will be necessary this year so be quick as one is about to drop and plop sooner than you think...!:P

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5 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said:

I do have the same feeling ! same one I had when Kirk Douglas, VGE and Belmondo died. I think it might be Carter's time rn…

Could also be the long awaited Leslie Philips,  Bob Barker or Henry Kissinger...?

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6 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said:

Could also be the long awaited Leslie Philips,  Bob Barker or Henry Kissinger...?

Any of them wouldn’t shock me, they’re probably the four frailest of the list. My guts tell me Carter will go sooner than we think, it has been already 3 years now since the last presidential funeral.

also maybe someone who’s not on the list who might go soon, like Tanaka, Françoise Hardy or Eva Marie Saint. Those kind of frequently-discussed names you know. Don’t know why but this has been too quiet these last 3 days despite having summoning the enema as you suggested, I haven’t been used to wait that much in 2022 :D

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37 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said:

Any of them wouldn’t shock me, they’re probably the four frailest of the list. My guts tell me Carter will go sooner than we think, it has been already 3 years now since the last presidential funeral.

also maybe someone who’s not on the list who might go soon, like Tanaka, Françoise Hardy or Eva Marie Saint. Those kind of frequently-discussed names you know. Don’t know why but this has been too quiet these last 3 days despite having summoning the enema as you suggested, I haven’t been used to wait that much in 2022 :D

 

 

One before that though was 12 years previously  

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Hmmm... after a promising start, 2022 is now struggling.

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On 13/01/2022 at 17:36, Ulitzer95 said:

I have that feeling in my stomach right now. The one that says someone big is away to drop off. @Gooseberry Crumble, tell us the forecast please :P

And it's been so awfully quiet after this... think you jinxed it.

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1 hour ago, drol said:

And it's been so awfully quiet after this... think you jinxed it.


It’s been a mere 48 hours since I posted that ;) 

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