notaguest 16 Posted May 5, 2011 Perhaps the Prinz was right about her wanting another baby and she's actually gone into labour! If the story about them having a baby is true and it's hard to imagine it is ,there would be a donor providing an egg and a surrogate mother.Gabor is far too old to produce eggs or carry a baby! I think it's just a publicity stunt though.Or a joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted May 5, 2011 Perhaps the Prinz was right about her wanting another baby and she's actually gone into labour! If the story about them having a baby is true and it's hard to imagine it is ,there would be a donor providing an egg and a surrogate mother.Gabor is far too old to produce eggs or carry a baby! I think it's just a publicity stunt though.Or a joke Really? Fuck me, I'd never have guessed. In other news, big hairy mammal/turd/trees blah blah blah...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notaguest 16 Posted May 6, 2011 she's not responding to treatment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falkekopf 50 Posted May 6, 2011 she's not responding to treatment They're trying to save her life! (Let's hope they don't try too hard.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted May 6, 2011 If it's as serious as they claim sounds as though she hasn't got long...2011's #5 perhaps? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vaagheid 141 Posted May 6, 2011 If it's as serious as they claim sounds as though she hasn't got long...2011's #5 perhaps? I am still very sceptical about all these reports. She'll probably leave the hospital within the week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fourty-two 1 Posted May 7, 2011 Just die already you dried up dusty pile of cat litter, used to scrape off industrial chemical stain off a shop floor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted May 7, 2011 she's not responding to treatment They're trying to save her life! (Let's hope they don't try too hard.) If one could even call it a life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falkekopf 50 Posted May 18, 2011 Oh for f*ck's sake. Back in hospital again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Miser 18 Posted May 18, 2011 Oh for f*ck's sake. Back in hospital again! I think she is already dead and the doctors are just using the corpse to run up the bills. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,538 Posted May 18, 2011 Can we not get an enterprising US deathlister to sneak into this hospital and scribble "DNR" onto her forehead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notaguest 16 Posted May 18, 2011 she's reportedly in a coma could it FINALLY be the real thing t his time? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted May 18, 2011 she's reportedly in a coma could it FINALLY be the real thing t his time? Didn't you leave in protest less than a week ago? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted May 18, 2011 Can we not get an enterprising US deathlister to sneak into this hospital and scribble "DNR" onto her forehead? Sounds as though that won't be necessary Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notaguest 16 Posted May 18, 2011 It was just a little misunderstanding between one of the moderators and .me that we managed to sort out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted May 19, 2011 Can we not get an enterprising US deathlister to sneak into this hospital and scribble "DNR" onto her forehead? Sounds as though that won't be necessary When the source is Prinz von Azzhol, I wouldn't be so sure. She's probably a picture of health... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR976evil 906 Posted May 19, 2011 When the source is Prinz von Azzhol, I wouldn't be so sure. She's probably a picture of health... That might be stretching it a bit. If she really is in a coma let us hope we're not facing another 'Sleeping Beauty' scenario a la Ariel Sharon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notaguest 16 Posted May 19, 2011 wELL various reports now say she is in a coma and 'unresponsive' for over 24 hours now.Her daughters trying to see her but is being denied access by Gabors mad husband.The saga continues...It is starting to look a bit more serious than the usual health scares though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,726 Posted May 19, 2011 wELL various reports now say she is in a coma and 'unresponsive' for over 24 hours now.Her daughters trying to see her but is being denied access by Gabors mad husband.The saga continues...It is starting to look a bit more serious than the usual health scares though I know what you mean but I'm not sure I would describe getting my leg amputated as a bit of a health scare? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted May 19, 2011 Okay lets just recap her ailments. Partial paralysis. Stroke. Blood-clots. Infection. Hip replacement. Concussion. (A heap of stuff I can't even remember...) Gangrene. Leg amputation. (Did von Anhalt ever get around to preserving that leg, or is he waiting for the rest of her). Trauma of Liz Taylor's death. Pneumonia. Feeding-tube infection and hemorrhage. Coma. There can't be anything left...can there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted May 19, 2011 Okay lets just recap her ailments. Partial paralysis. Stroke. Blood-clots. Infection. Hip replacement. Concussion. (A heap of stuff I can't even remember...) Gangrene. Leg amputation. (Did von Anhalt ever get around to preserving that leg, or is he waiting for the rest of her). Trauma of Liz Taylor's death. Pneumonia. Feeding-tube infection and hemorrhage. Coma. There can't be anything left...can there? Just one thing. DEATH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,726 Posted May 19, 2011 Okay lets just recap her ailments. Partial paralysis. Stroke. Blood-clots. Infection. Hip replacement. Concussion. (A heap of stuff I can't even remember...) Gangrene. Leg amputation. (Did von Anhalt ever get around to preserving that leg, or is he waiting for the rest of her). Trauma of Liz Taylor's death. Pneumonia. Feeding-tube infection and hemorrhage. Coma. There can't be anything left...can there? Just one thing. DEATH. Actually on my Zsa Zsa Bingo Card I've still got Cancer, Alzheimers and Heart Attack to mark off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,653 Posted May 19, 2011 If only she'd performed as dramatically as this in front of a camera there might be people other than us who cared about these day to day events. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted May 19, 2011 Puzzling - looking at that list I'd say there were a lot of dead people in better shape than that. But as long as she can still fog a mirror...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
