notaguest 16 Posted May 23, 2011 is she dead yet? please someone tell me she's dead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted May 23, 2011 is she dead yet? please someone tell me she's dead Sorry buddy, not yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SalmonMousse 25 Posted May 25, 2011 http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/18/zsa-zsa-gabo...al-los-angeles/ a tease in life, a tease in well still life perhaps the woman is part yoyo Are you .... the Salmon Mousse!!! ? am I tinned? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brizel 0 Posted May 31, 2011 News reports state Zsa Zsa has emerged from her coma, but without amputation of her left leg, her chances of living another year are nill. Her husband the prince has stated she cannot tolerate any further any surgery at 94 ( Part of her right leg has been removed) So zsa zsa shall remain bedridden until the end. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notaguest 16 Posted June 1, 2011 Welcome to the forum.We kinda knew most of that though.I honestly think this woman is never going to die... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted June 1, 2011 Welcome to the forum.We kinda knew most of that though.I honestly think this woman is never going to die... She's alive but she ain't kicking...as it were. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted June 2, 2011 I find it hard to remember anyone put up such a song and dance drama between having so many and as such all manor of very serious illnesses and hospital admissions week in week out, and the next, being sent home to recover to the next news cycle!Those last rites worked very much all too well! I'll take the opportunity to re-post the ZZG sweepstakes standings: Madame Defarge - Sep 5th maryportfuncity - Sep 12th wildstorm - Sep 15th Tomb raider - Oct 1st The Unknown Man - Oct 9th Ra Ra Rasputin - Oct 26th Rotten Ali - November 29th philheybrookbay - December 6th heaven can wait - December 12th CarolAnn - December 20th Davey Jones' Locker - December 26th chicago103 - "before the end of the year" = December 31st EST.1993 - January 19th Kaylia K was the new year now "any time in the first few months = January 30th Lady Rose - "sometime in the next couple of months" = February 3rd Eesti - February 6th Spade Cooley - February 11th --------------------------------------------------------------------- Vaagheid - was "two more months" now = March 9th ---------------------------------------------------------------------till midday 21st July 2011 CaptainChorizo - "live to see 2012" = 1st Jan 2012 Durham Red - "a few more years" = 19th August 2012 Paul Bearer - 21st Dec 2012 late entry: msc - 31st Dec 2019 Sweepstake News... 4 months on from this post, and Zsa Zsa is now just 7 weeks away from being within the CaptainChorizo timeframe. Will she / won't she? Totally remarkable... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,476 Posted June 2, 2011 Well, she'll definitely be dead by 2020. That's my putting my neck out prediction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notaguest 16 Posted June 2, 2011 If we're taking bets on it I'd give her 3 years max edit-sorry,thought this was the Thatcher thread for some reason.I'd hope Gabor has a lot less than 3 years Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notaguest 16 Posted June 15, 2011 Mr Gabor aka Prince von Asshole (or whatever hes called) has been in a car crash. It comes as no surprise that he escaped unscathed.It would be even less surprising to hear he'd crashed the car delibarately to get in the news again .. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted June 20, 2011 http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/zsa_zsa_dr...nt&id=94427 You have to laugh!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,536 Posted June 20, 2011 The TMZ waterstamp on those photos makes it look like her soul is ascending to heaven. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted June 20, 2011 I hope he is going to get her to neck back the rest pronto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,726 Posted June 21, 2011 http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/zsa_zsa_dr...nt&id=94427 You have to laugh!!! Looks like she is already lying in her coffin? Marketing idea - pre packed coffins. So instead of being in your death bed you go and lie in your coffin and then you can celebrate with a glass of champagne before you go! Think of the saving in NHS hospital bed space. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notaguest 16 Posted June 21, 2011 The TMZ waterstamp on those photos makes it look like her soul is ascending to heaven. even her soul is getting impatient and is off to heaven (or elsewhere) while her body clings to life.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SalmonMousse 25 Posted June 24, 2011 Does Bollinger count as embalming fluid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted June 24, 2011 Does Bollinger count as embalming fluid? Dunno. As it happens, I just won a bottle of it at the poker tournament held this evening at my office. I'm offering it for the experiment. Does anyone have a corpse at hand? regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SalmonMousse 25 Posted July 2, 2011 While we are all waiting to get the bunting out on the big day, Prince Asswipe appears to be attempting to cash in early. http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2011/jun/27...or-mansion-sale Will she make the wedding anniversary on 14th August? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
notaguest 16 Posted July 4, 2011 While we are all waiting to get the bunting out on the big day, Prince Asswipe appears to be attempting to cash in early. http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2011/jun/27...or-mansion-sale Will she make the wedding anniversary on 14th August? sunday week is the first anniversary of her falling out of bed and starting all this hospital hokey cokey.I'm kinda hoping we won't have to go through a 2nd year of it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 606 Posted July 4, 2011 sunday week is the first anniversary of her falling out of bed and starting all this hospital hokey cokey.I'm kinda hoping we won't have to go through a 2nd year of it... We need someone to be our new coffin tease now that Liz T is no more. It may as well be Zsa Zsa, though personally I'd prefer someone not on my DDP list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted July 4, 2011 We need someone to be our new coffin tease now that Liz T is no more. It may as well be Zsa Zsa, though personally I'd prefer someone not on my DDP list. I suddenly realise that my DDP jokers have a nasty habit of surviving1. 1 Of four jokers, only one died in office, so to speak: Awad Hamed al-Bandar, a very low-hanging fruit. One, Harold Pinter died a year later, two are alive at the moment I write this: Oscar Niemeyer and Ronnie Biggs. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted July 4, 2011 We need someone to be our new coffin tease now that Liz T is no more. It may as well be Zsa Zsa, though personally I'd prefer someone not on my DDP list. I suddenly realise that my DDP jokers have a nasty habit of surviving1. 1 Of four jokers, only one died in office, so to speak: Awad Hamed al-Bandar, a very low-hanging fruit. One, Harold Pinter died a year later, two are alive at the moment I write this: Oscar Niemeyer and Ronnie Biggs. regards, Hein Al Megrahi has been my joker for three years now. The dick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fourty-two 1 Posted July 5, 2011 My joker Suharto died. :shoot2: But believe me, the longer they hold out, while in severe painful distress, the longer the rot, the more satisfying it is. I don't know how but it is. I'm glad Suharto had two years or so of yo yo conditions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted July 26, 2011 (edited) Ok I'm beyond believing that this is a mere publicity stunt - I think its far beyond that, this has got to be in the style of Weekend At Burnie's. Edited July 26, 2011 by Magere Hein Link fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fourty-two 1 Posted July 27, 2011 Ok I'm beyond believing that this is a mere publicity stunt - I think its far beyond that, this has got to be in the style of Weekend At Burnie's. >>> Get up uh, get on up uh, like a dancing maching. Like a voodoo machine... *Zsa zsa is alive and well and dancing to her hidden treasure, once the music stops however. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
