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That'll go straight to her thigh...coat!

He says she's "not half-dead." What fraction would be appropriate then? Three-quarters? Four-fifths? In the words of dear departed Alan Freeman: "Not half!"

LOL - I was also tickled too by the sickly smile the "Prince" has on his face "these vonderfull pictures go out to all you deathlisters" type smirk, smirk, "I'm going to force feed Zsa Zsa vith some cake to dangerously raise her blood pressure".

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Says she'll never get out of bed again, well is a bit harder with one leg :huh:

 

She'll get out of bed again...they may need to sell it.

 

Unless they throw her in as some sort of package deal along with the bed.

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Says she'll never get out of bed again, well is a bit harder with one leg :deathban:

 

She'll get out of bed again...they may need to sell it.

 

Unless they throw her in as some sort of package deal along with the bed.

 

Perhaps he could sell her to Gunther Von Hagens

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Says she'll never get out of bed again, well is a bit harder with one leg :deathban:

 

She'll get out of bed again...they may need to sell it.

 

Unless they throw her in as some sort of package deal along with the bed.

 

Perhaps he could sell her to Gunther Von Hagens

 

He has his own problems at the moment...

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Says she'll never get out of bed again, well is a bit harder with one leg :deathban:

 

She'll get out of bed again...they may need to sell it.

 

Unless they throw her in as some sort of package deal along with the bed.

 

Perhaps he could sell her to Gunther Von Hagens

 

He has his own problems at the moment...

 

Yeah but they reckon he has about 7 odd years before it gets really serious

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Would certainly make shoplifting harder :wheelchair:

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And she won't be able to slap our law enforcers issuing her speeding tickets, as she can't drive.

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And she won't be able to slap our law enforcers issuing her speeding tickets, as she can't drive.

 

Does she not have a chauffeur she can delegate that to?

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Hmm. All sounds a bit Charles Hawtrey to me, and he died.

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She has refused to have a second leg amputation. Her husband says she has a 50/50 chance of living for another year. That sounds kind of optimistic to me

 

Really she hasn't a leg to stand on....

 

Sorry but sooner or later someone had to!

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She has refused to have a second leg amputation. Her husband says she has a 50/50 chance of living for another year. That sounds kind of optimistic to me

 

Really she hasn't a leg to stand on....

 

Sorry but sooner or later someone had to!

 

Sooner or later?

 

You've told that joke about 4 times now...

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She has refused to have a second leg amputation. Her husband says she has a 50/50 chance of living for another year. That sounds kind of optimistic to me

 

Really she hasn't a leg to stand on....

 

Sorry but sooner or later someone had to!

 

Sooner or later?

 

You've told that joke about 4 times now...

 

Not me, various leg-related puns but not that one :wheelchair:

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She has refused to have a second leg amputation. Her husband says she has a 50/50 chance of living for another year. That sounds kind of optimistic to me

 

Really she hasn't a leg to stand on....

 

Sorry but sooner or later someone had to!

 

Sooner or later?

 

You've told that joke about 4 times now...

 

Not me, various leg-related puns but not that one :wheelchair:

 

It is pretty much the same joke though, eh?

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She has refused to have a second leg amputation. Her husband says she has a 50/50 chance of living for another year. That sounds kind of optimistic to me

 

Really she hasn't a leg to stand on....

 

Sorry but sooner or later someone had to!

 

Sooner or later?

 

You've told that joke about 4 times now...

 

Not me, various leg-related puns but not that one :wheelchair:

 

It is pretty much the same joke though, eh?

 

Yeah but it's got legs...which is more than can be said for her!

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