Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
Typhoid Harry

Finally

Recommended Posts

hell, the US issued a death sentence against Bin Liner 3 1/2 years ago, and they're still nowhere near catching him.

 

I was thinking a great new reality TV show would be to send say 10 teams of two out to Pakafistan with the US-offered $25 million bounty the grand prize for the team that catches or kills Osama. The teams would be a mixed bag: a couple of special forces guys on one team, some "Dogs of War" style mercenaries (Mark Thatcher could consult, or maybe even be on one of the teams. Except he'd almost certainly lose the first week), SAS and Mossad squads for an international flavour, but also a couple of fun celebs like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Each team would get $1,000,000 to use on provisions, arms, transport, bribes for local warlords, etc. They could hardly do worse than what the CIA and US military has come up with so far.

 

If people will watch Paul Burrell crying like a little girl when he had to touch a bug, or Rebecca Loos jacking off a cow, surely they'd watch "Hunting Osama".

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I was thinking a great new reality TV show would be to send say 10 teams of two out to Pakafistan with the US-offered $25 million bounty the grand prize for the team that catches or kills Osama. 

A neat idea that might work if you could find a TV company willing to take the insurance risk!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

such a television company already exists - it's called Fox, the US arm of Murdoch's empire

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
If people will watch Paul Burrell crying like a little girl when he had to touch a bug, or Rebecca Loos jacking off a cow, surely they'd watch "Hunting Osama".

I suspect that'd be a bull.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

That depends on how bright Rebecca Loos is, and how evil the TV company are.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Not sure what the Catholic version of a Fatwa would be called though.

I think it's called a bull.

 

Another kind of holy cow, I suppose.

 

regards,

Hein

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×

Important Information

Your use of this forum is subject to our Terms of Use