maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted January 11, 2016 Well, it seems like the wrong bloke with a weird sexual appetite who wrote a novelty song about the space race has died.... On the other hand maybe King remains to be punished as his monster ego grates against the reality of a world that now shuns him and mocks every effort on his part to rekindle a career. He remains a star only on his own self-congratulatory excuse for a website. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted June 27, 2017 Jonathan King in court yesterday and facing a full trial from 24th July on a dozen additional charges of sexually assaulting teenage boys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebless 203 Posted June 27, 2017 11 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: Jonathan King in court yesterday and facing a full trial from 24th July on a dozen additional charges of sexually assaulting teenage boys JK has nothing to do with Yewtree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted June 27, 2017 59 minutes ago, ebless said: JK has nothing to do with Yewtree. Aye - but he's a convicted nonce without his own thread. I was just - ahem - sharing a love on this strand a little Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,033 Posted June 27, 2017 46 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: Aye - but he's a convicted nonce without his own thread. I was just - ahem - sharing a love on this strand a little I beg to differ: https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/1242-jonathan-king/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted June 27, 2017 Just been banged to rights on my lack of knowledge regarding the existence of this thread - the irony being I last tended it. So, King had a hearing yesterday and is back in court to face multiple new noncing charges on 24 July. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted June 27, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, YoungWillz said: I beg to differ: https://forums.deathlist.net/topic/1242-jonathan-king/ Aw FFS - and I was the last person to use that thread as well. So if my memory has failed within 18 months - what chance King can recall exactly who he was noncing up a few decades ago? Edited June 27, 2017 by DevonDeathTrip Posts moved 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted July 26, 2017 Nowt on King's appearance in court today currently offering itself within easy reach of a Google search so I'll remind the assembled masses hereabouts that King's main line of defence in the pending trial on MORE charges of NONCING was that the encounters were consensual because he is very good at seduction. Here's a recent picture of the irresistable seducer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redrumours 860 Posted July 26, 2017 43 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said: Nowt on King's appearance in court today currently offering itself within easy reach of a Google search so I'll remind the assembled masses hereabouts that King's main line of defence in the pending trial on MORE charges of NONCING was that the encounters were consensual because he is very good at seduction. Here's a recent picture of the irresistable seducer! Like a slug that got to the lettice first. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youwanticewiththat 611 Posted July 26, 2017 2 hours ago, maryportfuncity said: Nowt on King's appearance in court today currently offering itself within easy reach of a Google search so I'll remind the assembled masses hereabouts that King's main line of defence in the pending trial on MORE charges of NONCING was that the encounters were consensual because he is very good at seduction. Here's a recent picture of the irresistable seducer! Was it Bill Crosby-style 'seduction'? P.S. Looks like someone animated the Michelin Man as a blow up sex doll. He's going to be a popular fellow if he does get jail time 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted July 27, 2017 13 hours ago, Youwanticewiththat said: Was it Bill Crosby-style 'seduction'? P.S. Looks like someone animated the Michelin Man as a blow up sex doll. He's going to be a popular fellow if he does get jail time King - narcissist that he is - claimed he'd thrived in prison last time and that his experience at Charterhouse public school had been useful when he got banged up. To be fair he'd likely be on a segregated noncing wing surrounded by highly educated social scum so he'd get by on lengthy discussions about how unjust it all was and doing The Times crossword. Of course, with regard to the new charges he's innocent until proven noncey. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebless 203 Posted May 5, 2018 Denies sexually abusing 12 teenagers, trial begins June 11th. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/may/04/jonathan-king-denies-sexual-abuse-of-12-teenagers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted May 5, 2018 Can we agree to only post in this thread when the vile cunt carks it? Rather than give him the oxygen of publicity? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted May 6, 2018 Lol. You willing to put your pornhub viewing history on here? Shouldn't throw stones young shaver...... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted June 13, 2018 Re only posting when he carks it - a relevant form-studying opportunity is currently unfolding at the Old Bailey where 73 year old King faces more of the same old charges. My form studying today says low suicide risk despite the tedium of more claims of noncing with his tried and tested methods. My reasoning for this is that a man sporting a bum bag so proudly can't possibly grasp the concept of shame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted August 8, 2018 In case you missed it King's trial has been halted and abandoned and the police forced to apologise for some of their actions. Summat they'll doubtless do through gritted teeth. JK will not be retried. Someone with stronger nerves than me might want to hunt down the inevitable santimonious self-posted video King has probably recorded already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,033 Posted December 6, 2018 74 today! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted December 6, 2018 3 hours ago, YoungWillz said: 74 today! Yeah, but you're only as old as the age you feel! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted December 6, 2020 76 today and still shouting about things Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted February 21, 2021 On 11/01/2016 at 23:18, maryportfuncity said: On the other hand maybe King remains to be punished as his monster ego grates against the reality of a world that now shuns him and mocks every effort on his part to rekindle a career. He remains a star only on his own self-congratulatory excuse for a website. So, was discussing King with a mate on Zoom earlier which led to me look at his current activities. Still seems mainly concerned with producing anything that might make him appear clever/interesting all of which is being unleashed on a world that appears totally indifferent at best. When I saw a five star review for one book I thought I'd take a look at the reviewer (who turns out to have posted other reviews extolling the merits of King's output). Obviously, Amazon is rife with such shit but considering the man had received an award from the music industry and been lauded as a major figure about 25 years ago this is truly a desperate and tawdry end to a career. Link: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/profile/amzn1.account.AFUI4KMSZGRPUWYYV2DOZQU7D4JA/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_gw_tr?ie=UTF8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
