Dead Paul Hunter

[Guest Guest or somethin]

All I can really add is that most of the guests who post messages on here are f**kin retards who cant even spell.

[Godot 148]

All I can really add is that most of the guests who post messages on here are f**kin retards who cant even spell.

And some of them can't punctuate either.

[Guest Guest]

Hey, I forgot. Your name seems correct anyway, that you need to get a life. Love you xx

[Guest Guest]

Also, its incorrect to start with 'And', You retard,

[Guest Guest again]

By the way, the post above ends with a comma I know.. So please dont correct me! I'm suprised you haven't wrote back within 30 seconds of my post? Its shocking, this is your life remember!!

[Teddy 21]

Also, its incorrect to start with 'And', You retard,

 

But, is it?

[Godot 148]

By the way, the post above ends with a comma I know.. So please don't correct me! I'm surprised you haven't wrote written back within 30 seconds of my post?. It's shocking, this is your life remember!!

 

Poor. See me.

I dunno, you try to help people and they throw it right back in your face.

[Magere Hein 1,397]

Also, its incorrect to start with 'And', You retard,

But, is it?

That's another one of those pedantic grammatical pseudo-rules, and I invite my fellow pedants to cleverly find a few other ones I won't put up with.

 

regards,

Hein

[Captain Oates 21]

That's another one of those pedantic grammatical pseudo-rules, and I invite my fellow pedants to cleverly find a few other ones I won't put up with.

 

 

Four in that sentence. Or perhaps five! More here. Offers?

[maryportfuncity 10,013]

Also, its incorrect to start with 'And', You retard,

But, is it?

That's another one of those pedantic grammatical pseudo-rules, and I invite my fellow pedants to cleverly find a few other ones I won't put up with.

 

regards,

Hein

 

 

Who started the PEDANTS revolt?

 

Which Tyler

 

 

I'll get me coat.

[Guest Paul Hunter]

i lik the whay that this convosattion has gon from porl hunta 2 gramma lol

[Star Crossed 33]

i lik the whay that this convosattion has gon from porl hunta 2 gramma lol

Thank F**k there's internet connectivity in the afterlife!

Knowing that there'll still be access to Wikipedia and Popbitch makes me less squeamish about suicide. Bet it's überbroadband too, like 500Mbps for free, no monthly download limit either. And all the porn you can handle; proper porn, not just some shitty free softcore galleries followed by a request for your credit card details when you click on the free hardcore mpegs. And no spam. Or popups. Or spellchecker. Tell us, Paul, can it really be true?

[The Pooka 24]

Also, its incorrect to start with 'And', You retard,

But, is it?

That's another one of those pedantic grammatical pseudo-rules, and I invite my fellow pedants to cleverly find a few other ones I won't put up with.

 

regards,

Hein

Good stuff MH (Oh dear - a sentence without a verb). Nothing wrong with ending a sentence with a preposition as long as it doesn't sound ugly (and 'up with which I will not put' is twice as clumsy). Nor with a split infinitive - for the same reason. Even the comma before 'and' is OK as it perfectly indicates the micro-pause that the elegant reader should take (note that the ill-informed pedant wouldn't object to the splitting of 'it' and 'indicates' by 'perfectly' as its the present tense not the infinitive form that has been split, and that shows just how silly and illogical pedants can be).

 

Gowers and Fowler pooh-poohed most of these rules (including the taboo about starting a sentence with 'and') throughout the 20th century. However, this has never stopped the semi-educated pedant from their pursuit.

 

Keep to the snooker you ranting guests and when its finished amuse yourselves by googling the names of your dead heroes. I had that Joe Davis in the back of my morgue once......

[Magere Hein 1,397]

Gowers and Fowler pooh-poohed most of these rules (including the taboo about starting a sentence with 'and') throughout the 20th century. However, this has never stopped the semi-educated pedant from their pursuit.

I had to look up "Gowers and Fowler". Wikipedia gave me a Fowler quote on the dreaded split infinity:

The English-speaking world may be divided into (1) those who neither know nor care what a split infinitive is; (2) those who do not know, but care very much; (3) those who know and condemn; (4) those who know and approve; and (5) those who know and distinguish.[1]

Note the careful if old-fashioned interpunction.

 

And now back to snooker: I just saw a bit of the Masters' semi-final between Hendry and Ding. A remarkably young and healthy lot around the table, including the referee. No death there soon.

 

 

[1] From Wiki on Fowler's Modern English Usage

 

regards,

Hein

[The Pooka 24]

And now back to snooker: I just saw a bit of the Masters' semi-final between Hendry and Ding. A remarkably young and healthy lot around the table, including the referee. No death there soon.

No. I regret that even Hendry's MRSA of the face seem to have cleared up a bit.

 

PS I gather Len Ganley was stickler for good syntax.

[Guest paul hunter]

it was a gd game, i was in the crowd if u seen me?

ding killed it off

[The Pooka 24]

it was a gd game, i was in the crowd if u seen me?

ding killed it off

In the crowd, Paul? Or in the shroud?

[Guest paul hunter]

my mistake, shroud

[millwall32 106]

To All members of this site,

 

I have just been looking thought Google to search for some information regarding Paul Hunter and came across this site.

 

I am amazed at what some people have gone out of their way to add to what I can only describe as a website for sad and lonely people who have to justify their existence by writing the biggest load of sh*t I’ve ever read. I hope the saying is correct when people say what goes around comes around.

 

To all of you who have taken the time to post these cheep laughs and comments on Paul’s behalf I truly hope that one day it’s you. I wouldn’t wish for my worst enemy to be diagnosed with such a horrible disease except for people who go out of their way to make fun of someone who you have never even met with any disease, I do believe what goes around comes around. I can not believe I have been so unfortunate as to stumble over such a waste of a website with such a waste of people in it.

 

Have any of you stopped to think for one second how Paul’s family& Friends may feel, I really do hope Paul’s daughter Evie Rose never comes across this site. Nobody asked you to discuss it so why can’t you just alone.

 

As you are probably aware Paul SADLEY died on the 9th of October 2006 from his rear Cancer. I’m sure it won’t but maybe there is a slight, just a slight chance you might sit back and think what upset you may cause to anyone who has read this rubbish.

 

I have just looked into your website a little more, I would describe it as disturbing, sad, pathetic and weird why do you do it does it make you feel good about yourself. Do you people have wives and children? What if it was them how would you feel then?

 

ALL MEMBERS OF THIS SITE SHOULD BE PUT INTO THE SAME CATEGORY AS PEDAPHILES YOU SAD PATHETIC WASTE OF SPACE. I HOPE IT’S YOU NEXT.

 

GOODBYE, AD

 

P.S. Please get someone to post your death on here.

 

Did he have "rear Cancer"?

[millwall32 106]

To All members of this site,

 

[edited out - just repeating all of the above]

 

ALL MEMBERS OF THIS SITE SHOULD BE PUT INTO THE SAME CATEGORY AS PEADAPHILES YOU SAD PATHETIC WASTE OF SPACE. I HOPE IT’S YOU NEXT.

 

GOODBYE

 

P.S. Please get someone to post your death on here.

P.S.S Thanks for the correction you waster.

 

Regarding your earlier, longer post, can you actually find any example of a "sick joke" at Paul Hunter's expense anywhere on this site??

[Guest Tony Blair]

Wow Millwall, what a great way to bump a thread back up!! Well done!!

[Guest Guest_GOD_*]

TO ALL REGISTERED USERS YOU ARE c**ts

[TLC 9]

TO ALL REGISTERED USERS YOU ARE c**ts

I'm not. Glad that's sorted out, wouldn't want a misunderstanding to develop.

 

Any particular reason why you think every single member on here is a c*nt, or do you have a separate reason for each of us? Just using capitals doesn't really back your statement up. Just makes you look like a bit of a twat really.

[Tuber Mirum 119]

TO ALL REGISTERED USERS YOU ARE c**ts

What?

 

Even Josco?

[Lard Bazaar 3,687]

Clots?