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I tricked it into giving me a list of “humorous” headlines (took a few attempts but the movie script worked https://www.wikihow.com/Bypass-Chat-Gpt-Filter )

 

"Jimmy Carter Outlives Yet Another Doomsday Prediction"

"Jimmy Carter Passes Away, Leaves World Confused About Who Will Fix Mess He Left Behind"

"Jimmy Carter's Death Causes Surge in Peanut Butter Sales"

"Jimmy Carter Goes Down in History as the Oldest Peanut Farmer to Ever Live"

"Jimmy Carter Dies, Finally Joins 'Cool' Kids Club in Heaven"

"Jimmy Carter Goes to Meet Rosalynn in the Sky, Confirms Existence of Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches in Heaven"

"Jimmy Carter Passes Away at 98, World Reacts With Shock That He Wasn't Already a Centenarian"

"Jimmy Carter Dies, Peanut Farmers Everywhere Mourn Their Hero"

"Jimmy Carter Leaves Behind Legacy of Love for Country, Peanut Butter, and '80s Rock Music"

"Jimmy Carter Passes Away, World Mourns Loss of Last Politician to Use a Typewriter"

 

Apparently it thinks he’ll outlive Rosalynn! “Peanut farmers everywhere mourn their hero” is my personal favourite. Those brave peanut farmers!

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“President Peanut shelled”

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2 hours ago, oldhollywood said:

"Jimmy Carter Passes Away, World Mourns Loss of Last Politician to Use a Typewriter"

 

This is obviously incorrect, but it does make me realise: there has never been a post-typewriter US president. Obama was obviously the latest born pres and he would have gone to higher education in 1979, long before any widespread adoption of computers.

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I stand by "Aw, nuts"

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On 08/03/2023 at 10:32, Spade_Cooley said:

 

This is obviously incorrect, but it does make me realise: there has never been a post-typewriter US president. Obama was obviously the latest born pres and he would have gone to higher education in 1979, long before any widespread adoption of computers.

 

It was under the Carter administration that the everyday operations of the presidency were computerised: https://www.whitehousehistory.org/computers-at-the-white-house 

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"Carter busted his last nut"

 

(idk)

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Carter’s Last Contribution is a good one

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On 18/02/2023 at 18:30, Sinbabad said:

52 years old like football player Enrico Chiesa ?

I'm 72

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When Jimmy goes, Biden will be the oldest living president or ex-President.

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1 minute ago, Elvis is alive! said:

When Jimmy goes, Biden will be the oldest living president or ex-President.

When was the last time the current President is also the oldest living (ex-)President? Has that ever happened before?

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Yes it has :

 

From 1981 to 1989 : Reagan

He was 2 years older than living former presidents Nixon and Ford, and 13 years older than his predecessor Carter.

 

From 5/1/1933 to 4/3/1933 : Hoover

From the death of former president Coolidge to the end of his term

 

From 1913 to 1921 Wilson 

He was 1 year older than his living predecessor Taft, and 2 years older than living former president Theodore Roosevelt.

 

From 17/1/1893 to 4/1/1893 Harrison

From the death of former president Hayes to the end of his term

 

From 1857 to 1861 : Buchanan

He was 13 years older than his predecessor Pierce and 9 years older than living former president Fillmore


From 14/12/1799 to 1801 : John Adams

From the death of former president Washington to the end of his term


I think I haven’t forgot one.

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18 minutes ago, Sinbabad said:

Yes it has, from 1981 to 1989 Reagan was president. He was 2 years older than living former presidents Nixon and Ford, and 13 years older than his predecessor Carter 

Regan was also the longest lived president until November 11, 2006 (nearly 2.5 years after his death), when Ford took over that record. Ford himself would only add 45 days to the longevity record. Carter has had youth on his side for a long post-presidency, something Obama might as well have.

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On 10/03/2023 at 15:18, DoorSlammer said:

When was the last time the current President is also the oldest living (ex-)President? Has that ever happened before?

 

After January 22, 1973, Richard Nixon was not only the oldest living president, but the only living president.

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https://twitter.com/bluestein/status/1635473607718584321?s=46&t=w_Magtzeyi-eKwoDhS1W3Q

Biden discusses Carter's health: "I spent time with Jimmy Carter and it's finally caught up with him, but they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated because they found a breakthrough."

 

Also reveals that he has been asked to deliver Carter's eulogy.

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4 hours ago, Zsa Zsa's leg said:

https://twitter.com/bluestein/status/1635473607718584321?s=46&t=w_Magtzeyi-eKwoDhS1W3Q

Biden discusses Carter's health: "I spent time with Jimmy Carter and it's finally caught up with him, but they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated because they found a breakthrough."

 

Also reveals that he has been asked to deliver Carter's eulogy.

 

 

Aye, but will Biden live long enough to do that?

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2 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

Aye, but will Biden live long enough to do that?

And did Carter agree to deliver Biden's eulogy?

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11 hours ago, maryportfuncity said:

 

 

Aye, but will Biden live long enough to do that?

No :D

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18 hours ago, Zsa Zsa's leg said:

https://twitter.com/bluestein/status/1635473607718584321?s=46&t=w_Magtzeyi-eKwoDhS1W3Q

Biden discusses Carter's health: "I spent time with Jimmy Carter and it's finally caught up with him, but they found a way to keep him going for a lot longer than they anticipated because they found a breakthrough."

 

Also reveals that he has been asked to deliver Carter's eulogy.

Jimmy is now really justifying his place on the immortals list.

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16 hours ago, Sean said:

Jimmy is now really justifying his place on the immortals list.

He has been justified on that list for years lol.

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Jimmy Carter's longevity really is the kind of thing that makes me think those "adenochrome and baby stem cells" conspiracy skitzos are onto something.

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16 minutes ago, Spade_Cooley said:

Jimmy Carter's longevity really is the kind of thing that makes me think those "adenochrome and baby stem cells" conspiracy skitzos are onto something.

 

 

Do yourself a favour, write down a list of everything else they're apparently onto and then decide how clued up they really are.

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