maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted July 25, 2014 http://www.boston.co...cKOM/story.html - Bernice Madigan is now the 5th 115+ person living which must be a first.She has vowed to become the oldest person in the world one day.I`d say she stands a fairly good chance but Jeralean Talley is still looking pretty good. That's an observation on her state of health and not some diversion in a dark and disturbing sexual proclivity on your part, right? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,330 Posted July 25, 2014 Oh God the first one ha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted July 25, 2014 I think you might be onto something maryport, it seems to me Shaun has been one of the most enthusiastic posters when it comes to the world's oldest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted July 25, 2014 Unconfirmed reports coming in that Misao Okawa has died at 116 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted July 25, 2014 Unconfirmed reports coming in that Misao Okawa has died at 116 Why don't you wait until you get confirmation before you post any news of her death? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,148 Posted July 25, 2014 Unconfirmed reports coming in that Misao Okawa has died at 116 "Reports coming in" - are you some sort of news desk awaiting the news from a reliable source?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted July 25, 2014 Even Wikipedia thinks Okawa is alive. So, we can safely say those reports are unconfirmed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,654 Posted July 25, 2014 Unconfirmed reports coming in that Misao Okawa has died at 116 I thought we had this twat blocked? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted July 25, 2014 Unconfirmed reports coming in that Misao Okawa has died at 116 I thought we had this twat blocked? Different IP address. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean 6,330 Posted July 25, 2014 He is just like herpes you think he is gone and then bam he`s back!(not that I speak from experience of course!) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted July 29, 2014 If Gertrude Weaver survives until the end of August all of the 10 oldest people ever will have been women. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,536 Posted July 29, 2014 If Gertrude Weaver survives until the end of August all of the 10 oldest people ever will have been women. #misandry 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted July 29, 2014 If Gertrude Weaver survives until the end of August all of the 10 oldest people ever will have been women. she will Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted July 30, 2014 The Sun appears to be ahead of Wikipedia in recording the death of Edith Ritche (b. 15 Nov 1909), one of Britain's oldest pair of twins, and the second oldest twins on earth. Not sure who Britain's oldest twins are now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainChorizo 1,983 Posted August 8, 2014 http://www.thelocal.se/20140808/worlds-oldest-eel-dies-in-sweden The worlds oldest eel located in Brantevik,Sweden is dead at 155 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Predictor 1,018 Posted August 13, 2014 http://www.thelocal....-dies-in-sweden The worlds oldest eel located in Brantevik,Sweden is dead at 155 Oh no, rest in peace. I f(eel) like I've lost a friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted August 21, 2014 Sakari Momoi has taken over as worlds oldest man , aged 111 http://www.bbc.co.uk...d-asia-28879800 Japan now has the oldest man and woman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hercules Golightly Posted August 23, 2014 Emmanuel Kriaras, possibly the world's oldest Greek lexicographer and philologist, has died at the age of 107, leaving behind the twenty three volume Dictionary of Medieval Demotic Greek, 1100 - 1669 as his legacy. When asked recently what should be done regarding the current economic struggles facing his country, he replied thus: "First, the young should not leave to go abroad. They should learn to bear and persist. We are being drained of our blood as a nation by this youth flight. Second, they should stay here, work and love their work, they should not strike, especially teachers and doctors. Third, I should be going...I am tired. I don't want to live anymore and watch this situation." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Droosy Posted August 23, 2014 the world´s oldest lizard died yesterday, RIP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted August 24, 2014 the world´s oldest lizard died yesterday, RIP Prince Philip died? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 1, 2014 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/11066298/Mexican-woman-becomes-worlds-oldest-person-but-lost-her-only-proof-40-years-ago.html Birthday gal lost her proof 40 years ago.. But by fuck, she looks 127. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted September 1, 2014 http://www.telegraph...-years-ago.html Birthday gal lost her proof 40 years ago.. But by fuck, she looks 127. Some utter fucktard isn't doing their sums right. She was 27 when World War One erupted, 75 when John F. Kennedy was shot and nearly 100 when the Berlin Wall came down. Supposedly born on August 31, 1887 – the year Queen Victoria celebrated her Golden Jubilee – The Berlin wall came down in 1989 so how could she have been "nearly 100"? Fuck off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted September 9, 2014 Fanny Godin the oldest woman in Belgium (112) has died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,647 Posted September 9, 2014 Fanny Godin the oldest woman in Belgium (112) has died. We have a thread about running out of Dicks elsewhere. Does anyone know if Fannys are in short supply yet? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted September 10, 2014 Fanny Godin the oldest woman in Belgium (112) has died. We have a thread about running out of Dicks elsewhere. Does anyone know if Fannys are in short supply yet? It is worse than that they are being wantonly destroyed. I recently saw a reprint of Enid Blyton's The Magic Faraway Tree and Fanny has had her name changed. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
