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http://www.boston.co...cKOM/story.html - Bernice Madigan is now the 5th 115+ person living which must be a first.She has vowed to become the oldest person in the world one day.I`d say she stands a fairly good chance but Jeralean Talley is still looking pretty good.

 

That's an observation on her state of health and not some diversion in a dark and disturbing sexual proclivity on your part, right?

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Oh God the first one ha!

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I think you might be onto something maryport, it seems to me Shaun has been one of the most enthusiastic posters when it comes to the world's oldest. ;)

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Unconfirmed reports coming in that Misao Okawa has died at 116

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Unconfirmed reports coming in that Misao Okawa has died at 116

 

Why don't you wait until you get confirmation before you post any news of her death?

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Unconfirmed reports coming in that Misao Okawa has died at 116

 

"Reports coming in" - are you some sort of news desk awaiting the news from a reliable source?!

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Even Wikipedia thinks Okawa is alive.

 

So, we can safely say those reports are unconfirmed.

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Unconfirmed reports coming in that Misao Okawa has died at 116

 

I thought we had this twat blocked?

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Unconfirmed reports coming in that Misao Okawa has died at 116

 

I thought we had this twat blocked?

Different IP address.

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He is just like herpes you think he is gone and then bam he`s back!(not that I speak from experience of course!)

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If Gertrude Weaver survives until the end of August all of the 10 oldest people ever will have been women.

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If Gertrude Weaver survives until the end of August all of the 10 oldest people ever will have been women.

 

#misandry

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If Gertrude Weaver survives until the end of August all of the 10 oldest people ever will have been women.

 

she will :banghead:

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The Sun appears to be ahead of Wikipedia in recording the death of Edith Ritche (b. 15 Nov 1909), one of Britain's oldest pair of twins, and the second oldest twins on earth. Not sure who Britain's oldest twins are now.

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Emmanuel Kriaras, possibly the world's oldest Greek lexicographer and philologist, has died at the age of 107, leaving behind the twenty three volume Dictionary of Medieval Demotic Greek, 1100 - 1669 as his legacy. When asked recently what should be done regarding the current economic struggles facing his country, he replied thus:

 

"First, the young should not leave to go abroad. They should learn to bear and persist. We are being drained of our blood as a nation by this youth flight. Second, they should stay here, work and love their work, they should not strike, especially teachers and doctors. Third, I should be going...I am tired. I don't want to live anymore and watch this situation."

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Guest Droosy

the world´s oldest lizard died yesterday, RIP

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the world´s oldest lizard died yesterday, RIP

 

Prince Philip died?

 

:o

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http://www.telegraph...-years-ago.html

 

Birthday gal lost her proof 40 years ago..

 

But by fuck, she looks 127.

 

Some utter fucktard isn't doing their sums right.

 

She was 27 when World War One erupted, 75 when John F. Kennedy was shot and nearly 100 when the Berlin Wall came down. Supposedly born on August 31, 1887 – the year Queen Victoria celebrated her Golden Jubilee –

 

The Berlin wall came down in 1989 so how could she have been "nearly 100"? Fuck off.

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Fanny Godin the oldest woman in Belgium (112) has died.

 

We have a thread about running out of Dicks elsewhere. Does anyone know if Fannys are in short supply yet?

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Fanny Godin the oldest woman in Belgium (112) has died.

 

We have a thread about running out of Dicks elsewhere. Does anyone know if Fannys are in short supply yet?

 

It is worse than that they are being wantonly destroyed. I recently saw a reprint of Enid Blyton's The Magic Faraway Tree and Fanny has had her name changed.

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