Gunjaman5000 30 Posted July 14, 2005 Sentenced today, he'll make loads of new friends soon.Sentence. And quite the opportunity to make firm and lasting relationships while he's at it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clive's NOT Dunn 7 Posted July 14, 2005 I once got offered a job in a police band, and still occasionally play in one. I think I may have mentioned that before on the List. Is that a tribute band? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clive's NOT Dunn 7 Posted July 14, 2005 The last time I was in a church was two years ago in Uppsala, Sweden, as a tourist. The last time I attended a service was eight years ago, at another funeral. Not bad for an atheist, eh? regards, Hein I got thrown out of a Kiwi church once. I'm not a religious person but thought I'd show willing, donate a cent or two and light a candle. I was very respectful and was observing the large sign requesting "Absolute Silence in this area. Please." Unfortunately when placing my candle on the back of the rack I underestimated the heat from the burning candles at the front. There proceeded a loud crackling sound as I managed to singe all the hairs on my forearm. Whilst not being in the least painful it did produce a foul smell. Unfortunately my companion and I found this hysterically funny. Our schoolgirl type giggling however didn't seem top be appreciated and we were escorted from the premises. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted July 14, 2005 ..... a loud crackling sound as I managed to singe all the hairs on my forearm. What are you? ....A wereporcupine? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted July 15, 2005 ..... a loud crackling sound as I managed to singe all the hairs on my forearm. What are you? ....A wereporcupine? "Crackling" sounds more like a porker to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clive's NOT Dunn 7 Posted July 15, 2005 ..... a loud crackling sound as I managed to singe all the hairs on my forearm. What are you? ....A wereporcupine? No that's my brother, Spiney. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clive's NOT Dunn 7 Posted July 15, 2005 ..... a loud crackling sound as I managed to singe all the hairs on my forearm. What are you? ....A wereporcupine? "Crackling" sounds more like a porker to me. Do you mean a Wereporkcupine? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted July 15, 2005 Is what you mean by porkers in church? The Love of God? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dominic Posted October 1, 2005 Graham Capill Is An Major Loon keep him locked up and destroy the key to his cell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted October 1, 2005 Graham Capill Is An Major Loon keep him locked up and destroy the key to his cell Better still open his cell and allow a couple of hungry bears in... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites