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Sorry to hear that Denis Norden is dead

 

Again? How many times is it now? Jack Harkness, eat your heart out.

 

Isn't he more likely to eat........ er... nevermind. Or touch wood?

 

I wonder as an old Jew, how often does Denis Norden touch (or torch) his own wood... or used to?

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Sorry to hear that Denis Norden is dead

 

Again? How many times is it now? Jack Harkness, eat your heart out.

 

Isn't he more likely to eat........ er... nevermind. Or touch wood?

 

I wonder as an old Jew.................................

That turn of phrase had me looking at the fuggin Calender to see what year it was.

For a mo I thought I was back in 1942.

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How about 1290?

I wasn't referring to myself you glorified sky-plumber. I was talkin about him.

 

I'm neither old nor Jewish, my penis is perfectly well-equipped for a rainy weekend at Reading or Leeds.

Can we talk about something other than religious penises now before some fanatics start showing up and ranting.

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How about 1290?

I wasn't referring to myself you glorified sky-plumber. I was talkin about him.

 

I'm neither old nor Jewish, my penis is perfectly well-equipped for a rainy weekend at Reading or Leeds.

Can we talk about something other than religious penises now before some fanatics start showing up and ranting.

I know who you was referring to, I was way ahead of you, down the road and round the fucking corner fella.

Reread it again and you might get it.

Please don't assume that you are the sharpest tool in the box.

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How about 1290?

I wasn't referring to myself you glorified sky-plumber. I was talkin about him.

 

I'm neither old nor Jewish, my penis is perfectly well-equipped for a rainy weekend at Reading or Leeds.

Can we talk about something other than religious penises now before some fanatics start showing up and ranting.

I know who you was referring to, I was way ahead of you, down the road and round the fucking corner fella.

Reread it again and you might get it.

Please don't assume that you are the sharpest tool in the box.

 

You saying you sharpen yours more often?

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I have it on good authority that there is an announcement pending about Denis Norden. The dusty bugger is rumoured to be on the verge of 'rolling a seven'.

 

Assuming your good authority still hangs out with you, slap them!

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lots of birthdays today ! should we rename the site birthday list? :D

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lots of birthdays today ! should we rename the site birthday list? :D

 

Yes, lets all guess which of the 50 has a birthday during the year.

 

Goodness, for the 28th time in a row, everyone on the list has a birthday. Full marks.

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lots of birthdays today ! should we rename the site birthday list? :D

 

Yes, lets all guess which of the 50 has a birthday during the year.

 

Goodness, for the 28th time in a row, everyone on the list has a birthday. Full marks.

What if someone was born on the 29th of February? They may not have a real birthday this year. (Of course, for legal purposes, their birthday would be considered to be 1 March or 28 February, depending on the country they live in, and they could still celebrate their birthdays on either, but it's not the same as a real bd.)

 

Granted, the likelihood of this is quite tiny. We only have 1 such day in every four days (except some "double zero" years), so approximately 1 out of 1461 (365*3 + 366) candidates should be a leapling. The probability of a random list of 50 names containing a leap year baby should be around 1-(1460/1461)^50 or 3.37 per cent, but yeah, most of the time all of them should have a birthday.

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French actress Michele Morgan looks like the most likely next notable February 29th birth to throw in the towel.

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Dunno, although she's older you'd fancy both Joss Ackland and Tempest Storm (both born 29/2/28) to tap out before her.

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"most likely February 29th birth". God what are you guys on.

 

When I mentioned that whole "most likely 1932-born person to die next" I wasn't trying to start something for fuck's sake.

 

All of you get back to the casino your brothers need you.

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"most likely February 29th birth". God what are you guys on.

 

When I mentioned that whole "most likely 1932-born person to die next" I wasn't trying to start something for fuck's sake.

 

All of you get back to the casino your brothers need you.

 

It was Geraldine McEwan, no?

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Denis arises to tell of his visit to a concentration camp. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33230122

 

He sounds pretty lucid and has some vim left in his voice. I doubt I'll be picking him next year...

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Denis arises to tell of his visit to a concentration camp. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-33230122

 

He sounds pretty lucid and has some vim left in his voice. I doubt I'll be picking him next year...

 

that's what you would have said about Christopher Lee a couple of week ago...

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"Now in.... this next... concentration camp.... keep.... an eye out for.... the malnourished Jewish orphan... in.... the back of the.... room who.... just goes.... to prove.... that old... Groucho.... Marx maxim about.... Hollywood... that.... you should.... never....."

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"Now in.... this next... concentration camp.... keep.... an eye out for.... the malnourished Jewish orphan... in.... the back of the.... room who.... just goes.... to prove.... that old... Groucho.... Marx maxim about.... Hollywood... that.... you should.... never....."

 

 

You sick fuck.

 

That's a post of the year contender!

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Its his quavering voice that has made me feel that each year will (and should be) his last.

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Happy 94th! :birthday:

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36975138:Interview with Denis from the Beeb. Seems cogent .The article is written in a format similar to an obit.Presumably for cut and paste purposes in the future.

 

He's smoking in that picture from years back as well. Some people just look the Grim Reaper in the eye and laugh, eh?

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36975138:Interview with Denis from the Beeb. Seems cogent .The article is written in a format similar to an obit.Presumably for cut and paste purposes in the future.

 

He's smoking in that picture from years back as well. Some people just look the Grim Reaper in the eye and laugh, eh?

 

No tip either; packet of Player's by his elbow.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36975138:Interview with Denis from the Beeb. Seems cogent .The article is written in a format similar to an obit.Presumably for cut and paste purposes in the future.

He's smoking in that picture from years back as well. Some people just look the Grim Reaper in the eye and laugh, eh?

 

#Thuglife

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