Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted June 15, 2014 Thanks for the unexpected PM Dr Zorders, I don't get the name so must be as thick as shit as your message implied. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted June 15, 2014 Er, no-one got it....... lol. I think I was trying to cram too much pun/gag into one name or something, I dunno. Or a bit obscure I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,571 Posted June 16, 2014 In the context of Michael Barrymore a dead pool is a rather unfortunate expression, now I come to think of it. 6 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,032 Posted July 7, 2015 Barrymore now suing the police: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3152217/Michael-Barrymore-suing-police-arrested-allegedly-murdering-Stuart-Lubbock-died-star-s-swimming-pool-party-14-years-ago.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,645 Posted August 18, 2017 Barrymore now successful in suing the police: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40972546 Police still saying there are "unanswered" questions re the death, mind And whilst we're reheating the old recipes - Q - Why doesn't Michael Barrymore have an ashtray? A - The used fags just go in his pool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,438 Posted August 18, 2017 Could the BBC have found a more "looks like shit" photo to use? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,032 Posted June 5, 2019 The story that just won't go away: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-48525548 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,131 Posted June 5, 2019 33 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: The story that just won't go away: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-48525548 Headlined "Michael Barrymore apologises over Stuart Lubbock pool death". But he doesn't. He insists that he is innocent, so why would he apologise? "I had nothing to do with Stuart. I am innocent. I am not 99.9% innocent. I am 100% innocent and I am entitled to walk around with my head held high for the rest of my life." He says "I'm sorry. I couldn't be more sorry" but it's not an apology, it's condolence. The BBC standards continue to head downhill with this tabloid-style misreporting. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,438 Posted June 13, 2019 So this Barrymore/Morgan interview. As I don't really watch him that much, feck, Piers Morgan is a shit interviewer. Barrymore is aged and slurred but better than I'd thought, but clearly a (recovering?) addict with some form of bi-polar. I dunno, ever get that "wont be here in 5 years" feeling without any info to hand? Well, that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,032 Posted September 24, 2019 Barrymore set for Dancing On Ice: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-49812959 Dangerous, given his history with water.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted February 2, 2020 https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/michael-barrymore-pool-death-detective-a4351261.html Possible major trouble ahead for Michael Barrymore as new probe into the death of Stuart Lubbock begins with the detective leading the probe believing rape and murder took place that night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 2, 2020 8 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/michael-barrymore-pool-death-detective-a4351261.html Possible major trouble ahead for Michael Barrymore as new probe into the death of Stuart Lubbock begins with the detective leading the probe believing rape and murder took place that night. Unless they still have DNA from his body, how are they really going to get a conviction? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted February 2, 2020 9 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Unless they still have DNA from his body, how are they really going to get a conviction? It's all very detail lite at the moment but apparently a documentary on channel 4 to be shown soon is going to reveal new information or evidence. Speculatively it could be a new witness coming forward or an old one changing their story? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: It's all very detail lite at the moment but apparently a documentary on channel 4 to be shown soon is going to reveal new information or evidence. Speculatively it could be a new witness coming forward or an old one changing their story? I suspect that is what is needed for the Police to investigate after all this time. I don't actually think Barrymore was involved, however, at that time, he was very much off the rails and mixed with people that may not have been too nice...…... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted February 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I suspect that is what is needed for the Police to investigate after all this time. I don't actually think Barrymore was involved, however, at that time, he was very much off the rails and mixed with people that may not have been too nice...…... Yes I think that is right and going on both what I recall being reported subsequently and what I have been told/heard from the gay scene is that he mixed in with and attracted some of the more psychopathic and criminally involved male prostitutes (they were called that then now they all call themselves escorts) and rent boys. He liked rough , scally or bad lads shall we say and they liked his money ,VIP access and stepping stone opportunities they envisaged with him.I cannot say he has been blackmailed but he definitely behaved in a way that made him an easy target for it.This was in the days before cameras on phones so that gives you an indication of just HOW careless he was being. He wasn't just targeted though.It wasn't that cut and dry, he often sought such people out or 'friendly' bouncers helpfully sought out the male totty for him if I can put it like that. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,337 Posted February 4, 2020 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10884975/michael-barrymore-stuart-lubbock-murder-suspects/ Michael Barrymore and 7 guests at his party in 2001 are all suspects in the rape and murder of Stuart Lubbock. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,087 Posted March 4, 2020 Can someone just give him a new TV show on some obscure Sky channel so he can sod off and stop this lying crap being published every month. "Michael Barrymore explains pool death 'wall of silence'". https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-51725500 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 4, 2020 41 minutes ago, Bentrovato said: Can someone just give him a new TV show on some obscure Sky channel so he can sod off and stop this lying crap being published every month. "Michael Barrymore explains pool death 'wall of silence'". https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-51725500 How many young men have got pissed up to the eyeballs on a night out, disappeared, and ended up being found floating in a river somewhere? A fucking shit ton. For some reason, people get wankered and cannot keep away from water. Do we really know that this young fella didn't do what reams of people have done before him and since? Unless the Police have overwhelming evidence that that young mans arse had been roughly used as some sort of Penis car park, I am not seeing enough evidence that he was murdered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grim Up North 3,725 Posted March 4, 2020 19 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: How many young men have got pissed up to the eyeballs on a night out, disappeared, and ended up being found floating in a river somewhere? A fucking shit ton. For some reason, people get wankered and cannot keep away from water. Do we really know that this young fella didn't do what reams of people have done before him and since? Unless the Police have overwhelming evidence that that young mans arse had been roughly used as some sort of Penis car park, I am not seeing enough evidence that he was murdered. Agree with first bit - it happens a lot. But the 2002 inquest (article extract below) does suggest rape causing serious internal injuries (not specified) so sounds like his arse could have been used as a lorry park. A 2002 inquest heard how Stuart would have been in "excruciating pain" from injuries his father Terry described as "horrific". At the hearing, the pathologist suggested Stuart may have been forcibly restrained while the alleged assault took place. Professor Jack Crane said: "We have the death of a young man which, in my view, is not clear-cut. "The injuries this young man suffered were very severe and I do not believe they were the result of a consensual sexual act - that is why, in my report, I have said they were the result of a serious sexual assault. "I do not rule out the possibility of asphyxiation or cardiac arrest occurring during some sort of non-consensual sexual act. Why would a fit, healthy young man drown in a swimming pool? There must be other factors involved." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 4, 2020 37 minutes ago, Grim Up North said: Agree with first bit - it happens a lot. But the 2002 inquest (article extract below) does suggest rape causing serious internal injuries (not specified) so sounds like his arse could have been used as a lorry park. A 2002 inquest heard how Stuart would have been in "excruciating pain" from injuries his father Terry described as "horrific". At the hearing, the pathologist suggested Stuart may have been forcibly restrained while the alleged assault took place. Professor Jack Crane said: "We have the death of a young man which, in my view, is not clear-cut. "The injuries this young man suffered were very severe and I do not believe they were the result of a consensual sexual act - that is why, in my report, I have said they were the result of a serious sexual assault. "I do not rule out the possibility of asphyxiation or cardiac arrest occurring during some sort of non-consensual sexual act. Why would a fit, healthy young man drown in a swimming pool? There must be other factors involved." I think, all in, there were three different pathologists who examined him and there was some differing views on whether he was dead before he hit the water or not. I think there are enough ruined arseholes out there from 'consensual fisting' to fill the main stand at Carlisle Utd ( sorry Mary... ) so, unless there is proof, beyond reasonable doubt, that he was buggered with the pool thermometer and the odd door handle, without his say so.... Lets not forget that he was three times the drink drive limit and coked up to the eyeballs, he probably wouldn't have felt too much. We have approached this under the assumption that Lubbock was an out and out hetrosexual. I call that bollocks. He was, at the very least, bisexual. Did he REALLY not have a bloody clue what kind of party he was getting invited to by Barrymore???? We shall never really know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,571 Posted March 4, 2020 58 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: I think, all in, there were three different pathologists who examined him and there was some differing views on whether he was dead before he hit the water or not. I think there are enough ruined arseholes out there from 'consensual fisting' to fill the main stand at Carlisle Utd ( sorry Mary... ) so, unless there is proof, beyond reasonable doubt, that he was buggered with the pool thermometer and the odd door handle, without his say so.... Lets not forget that he was three times the drink drive limit and coked up to the eyeballs, he probably wouldn't have felt too much. We have approached this under the assumption that Lubbock was an out and out hetrosexual. I call that bollocks. He was, at the very least, bisexual. Did he REALLY not have a bloody clue what kind of party he was getting invited to by Barrymore???? We shall never really know. I don't think Barrymore helped himself by seeming to flee the country in the immediate aftermath Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 4, 2020 Just now, Bibliogryphon said: I don't think Barrymore helped himself by seeming to flee the country in the immediate aftermath True. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,087 Posted January 3, 2021 Time for that New Year dip in the pool. Michael Barrymore: father of man found in star’s swimming pool calls for new inquest (msn.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcreptile 10,964 Posted February 9, 2021 On 28/04/2010 at 16:31, Garn2 said: Terry Lubbock has had a stroke. Terry Lubbock has terminal prostate cancer: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dad-man-found-dead-michael-23471959?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
j0neseur0 118 Posted February 9, 2021 It was about this time a year ago when that new Barrymore doc came out to renewed scandal and pitchforks ready.....but the attention lasted about twelve hours as almost immediately after Schofield came out as gay, Caroline Flack passed away and Wuhan started playing up. Bet he couldn't believe his luck. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
