maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted September 28, 2005 My son comes out as Pants Humphrey. Sounds like a blues singer who hadn't a clue. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted September 28, 2005 We had a TV newsreader who retired a couple of years ago by the name of Richard Long. Why more mileage wasn't made of that I'll never know. I, incidentally, am Seamus Bedlington. I sound like a stallion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Josco 49 Posted September 29, 2005 I would be Gabby Forshaw (please, just call me Gobby!). I do recall a film that a friend had on video many moons ago, whose leading lady was called Clit Westwood. It involved some young stud called Randy (really!) and a car with a sunroof. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted September 29, 2005 What a great idea - however , my porn name is the rather dull Delia Priest (some sort of heavy metal TV chef I suppose) My daughter however is Pumpkin Palmer which would probably put her into a rather niche category of the adult industry if she wasn't 5 years old. Actually, I think it suits her better than her real name... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted September 29, 2005 Mine, unfortunately, is Fred Burgess, sounds more like window cleaner. My husband is the more appropriate Frisky Blair (although if we were using current pets he would be Yogi Blair!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted September 29, 2005 And there's your Movie Star name, which is your middle name plus your street name. That makes me Elizabeth Almond ... sounds incredibly dull Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,108 Posted September 29, 2005 I don't have a street name Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted September 29, 2005 There's an American actress called Quinn Cummins whom I always want to call Quim Cummins. I've heard Quim is becoming a popular name for girls in the US. You really have to wonder about the sanity of some parents Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted September 29, 2005 I don't have a street name Well i never used the term "Street Name" but i have invented a name for myself besides my own.. They call me Jack Hammond.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted September 29, 2005 I don't have a street name Well i never used the term "Street Name" but i have invented a name for myself besides my own.. They call me Jack Hammond.. Not the Coach Jack Hammond. I saw that Tempus right before you posted it. No that certainly isn't me. I'm not nearly as old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted September 29, 2005 Using the street where I was brought up (rather than where I live now) I would be Cameron Dumbarton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted September 29, 2005 Bradley Pitt Pathetic, I'll stick to the day job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted September 29, 2005 The movie star name for me would be Yoseph Rothschild. Gee, do I sound like a rich Jewish tycoon or what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted September 29, 2005 Super Nova. hmmmm...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted September 29, 2005 Bradley PittPathetic, I'll stick to the day job. Quite right. Give it up, Mr Pitt. You won't get anywhere with such a moniker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted September 29, 2005 I don't have a middle name and I don't want to post my street name. However, I once was a resident of a well-known square in my home town so I'll go for Jacob van Campen. Doesn't sound bad for playing an SS-officer or a Soviet spy. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted September 29, 2005 The movie star name for me would be Yoseph Rothschild. Gee, do I sound like a rich Jewish tycoon or what? Any relation to these Rothschild's Inar?? You could keep the whole DL supplied with wine if you are!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IYG Posted September 29, 2005 Just what this place needs, drunk people discussing death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted September 29, 2005 Just what place needs drunk people discussing death? I can't imagine, enlighten me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted September 29, 2005 Just what place needs drunk people discussing death? I can't imagine, enlighten me Ah, more moderator material. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted September 29, 2005 Just what place needs drunk people discussing death? I can't imagine, enlighten me Ah, more moderator material. regards, Hein The changes to my quote of Inars post were made by myself Hein, before anyone gets up on their high horse about posts being changed!!!! But, feel free mods, I have no complaints about you playing about with my posts or sigs (oh god, why do I feel floodgates opening somewhere..........................?). I know some people do object, my husband suggested that the DL should have a separate thread for moderated posts. I thought maybe a 'Pinned: alternatives' with some sort of link at the end of the original post for those that enjoy them, just a thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted September 30, 2005 Just what this place needs, drunk people discussing death. I agree, this isn't the place for that sort of thing. This is the place for that sort of thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted September 30, 2005 Just what place needs drunk people discussing death? I can't imagine, enlighten me Ah, more moderator material. regards, Hein The changes to my quote of Inars post were made by myself Hein, before anyone gets up on their high horse about posts being changed!!!! But, feel free mods, I have no complaints about you playing about with my posts or sigs (oh god, why do I feel floodgates opening somewhere..........................?). I know some people do object, my husband suggested that the DL should have a separate thread for moderated posts. I thought maybe a 'Pinned: alternatives' with some sort of link at the end of the original post for those that enjoy them, just a thought. In my role as major complainer about altered posts, let me reassure you, Lady G, that your alteration is fully acceptable to me. In fact it is an example of how alterations can be used in an entertaining manner - you did not obliterate the original. I agree with Hein! You are showing great aptitude for a mod's job. (PM me and I'll let you know just which mod I have in mind. ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted September 30, 2005 I agree, this isn't the place for that sort of thing. This is the place for that sort of thing. The forum there is mostly low life stuff, but the feature articles contain good stories. Ron Price could learn a thing or two from them. cheers, Hein 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
