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On 10/04/2021 at 22:21, arghton said:

My list of immortal-candidates, some with more health issues and some with less, most could be considered if they're still alive in around a year or two:

 

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Elvy Olsson (born 1923) Swedish former Minister for Housing 1976-1978. In a wheelchair for years.

Elvy Olsson, from my first candidates list, dead at 99.

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New Wang Huo interview here:

https://www.sohu.com/a/529795287_116237

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Talks about how he was the first reporter to interview Nanjing massacre victims, says that he hasn't been outside after the pandemic started (which apparently has taken a toll on his health, as he used to walk outside every day before covid) and that he can't eat meat (except chicken legs, those he can't resist) due to health problems and has a bad appetite. He's also had a "major surgery" at some point recently and is still recovering from it and his multiple hospitalisations during the last year(s), but now doing well.

Also says that Teacher Ma (Ma Shitu, fellow immortal and a good friend of Huo) will never stop writing. 

 

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/2275319/plans-afoot-for-queen-sirikits-90th

There are plans for Queen Sirikit's 90th birthday. I assume they expect she'll be alive in August. 

 

Couldn't find anything new on Shahabuddin Ahmed. Now nearly three weeks since he was "critically ill", either he's very slowly dying or very slowly recovering.

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On 30/12/2021 at 12:55, drol said:

*snip*

30)Chaim Kanievsky (1928): Israeli overweight rabbi who survived COVID in 2020.

*snip

Chaim Kanievsky dead at 94.

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Apparently had suffered a few days of deteriorating health, but was not hospitalised because "he was treated at home"

Collapsed at his home. They tried to perform CPR on him, but that didn't work.

Edit: Apparently they did CPR on him for around an hour or more. Sounds very brutal and cruel, considering he was an extremely frail 94-year-old who was probably unable to walk during his last years. CPR is usually a bad option for people over 80 as it can break ribs and cause lung injuries.

Rest in Peace, he wasn't a complete asshole like Gershon Edelstein who recently defended a rapist. Chaim also, unlike many religious authorities, was taught to become a religious authority from a very young age. He spent most of his time reading religious texts, likely didn't have any knowledge outside of religion and was reportedly (and always had been) unable to perform simple tasks like making a cup of tea, but had a bit of common sense unlike Edelstein and many others.

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Here with Rabbi Shteinman (1914-2017)

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Chaim Kanievsky (1928-2022)

 

"Lemme check the Torah" (Chaim trying to find a convenient gas station towards Tel Aviv)

 

"Here's the illustrated book of revelations! Let's see what it....holy fuck!

(Chaim upon seeing an illustration of him receiving CPR)

 

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Age at death: 94

Known health issues: Dementia, heart and lung disease, morbid obesity, wheelchair bound for years. Survived COVID in October 2020. Many of his followers didn't.

Cause of death: Apparent heart attack.

Alignment: Like it happens with Ultra-Orthodox rabbis, quite a cunt. We are waiting for Gerry Edelstein not to be on the list next year.

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Shahabuddin Ahmed (1930-2022)

 

"Whooooooo?" (Every Bangladeshi reaction to Shahabuddin's untimely demise)

 

Former president Shahabuddin returns home

 

Age at death: 92

Known health issues: Come on, that fucking picture is from 2018! Ill in 2017, gravely ill in 2020, critically ill in 2022.

Cause of death: Natural causes.

Alignment: Now imagine a very charismatic man. Ok. That man is not Shahabuddin.

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On 16/03/2022 at 12:14, arghton said:

New Wang Huo interview here:

https://www.sohu.com/a/529795287_116237

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Talks about how he was the first reporter to interview Nanjing massacre victims, says that he hasn't been outside after the pandemic started (which apparently has taken a toll on his health, as he used to walk outside every day before covid) and that he can't eat meat (except chicken legs, that he can't resist) due to health problems and has a bad appetite. He's also had a "major surgery" at some point recently and is still recovering from it and his multiple hospitalisations during the last year(s), but now doing well.

Also says that Teacher Ma (Ma Shitu, fellow immortal and a good friend of Huo) will never stop writing

 

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/2275319/plans-afoot-for-queen-sirikits-90th

There are plans for Queen Sirikit's 90th birthday. I assume they expect she'll be alive in August. 

 

Couldn't find anything new on Shahabuddin Ahmed. Now nearly three weeks since he was "critically ill", either he's very slowly dying or very slowly recovering.

Will never stop living actually!

 

Ma Shitu now able to walk unaided and exercise in his garden. Did these fuckers find the Fountain of Youth?

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6 minutes ago, drol said:

Did these fuckers find the Fountain of Youth?

 

Not by the looks of them.

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1 minute ago, Toast said:

 

Not by the looks of them.

We'll see how we look at 107! :D

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1 hour ago, drol said:

We'll see how we look at 107! :D

 

Indeed, but I was questioning the term "Fountain of Youth".

Fountain of Life perhaps, but not Youth.

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On 05/06/2021 at 16:50, arghton said:

I've already mentioned Margarita Terekhova but here's some other dementia/alzheimer's miracles:

 

Joyce Fairbairn (b. 1939) Canadian senator and the first woman to serve as Leader of the Government in the Senate. Declared legally incompetent in 2012 after her alzheimer's became worse.

Pasqual Maragall, Former President of the Government of Catalonia and Mayor of Barcelona 1982-1997. Diagnosed with Alzheimer's in 2007. In an interview from January his daughters said that he is still "full of life"

Perennial dementia sufferer Joyce Fairbairn finally dead at 82.

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Juan Ponce Enrile today:

 

Cesar Virata two weeks ago:

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Both still participating in events and sharp. As mentioned a few times Virata, Marcos' "economic tsar" (miraculously, as described by his wife) survived being intubated for a week after suffering a stroke, covid and pneumonia in 2020. Seems like he's completely recovered by now and looks the same as he looked 8 years ago.

JPE survived dengue and pneumonia in 2015, has looked the same for years and apparently wants to live to 110.

Seems like they're indestructible.

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Don't you think that it would be better to call immortals those people who don't even turn senile?;) life in an almost dead body falling apart could hardly be called "immortality". What about... mmm... what if Tibetan Lamas are really immortal?)))))))

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Buddhadeb Bhattacharjee update:

https://eng.bharattimes.co.in/buddhadev-could-not-vote-again-former-chief-ministers-tone-of-regret/

Fourth time he's been unable to vote.

He's completely bedridden (unable to get out of bed) unable to see properly and given oxygen nearly all the time (as has been for the last two years)

However his hearing is still good and his mind is sharp. 

Achuthanandan's longtime ally and friend M. C. Josephine died a few days ago aged 71.

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Satya Mohan Joshi was hospitalised in ICU with urinary tract infection, swollen heart, atrial fibrillation, dilated cardiomyopathy, acute kidney injury and traction fibro-bronchiectasis with pleural thickening in his respiratory tract five days ago but according to the latest report he's improving. Of course.

The second report says that he also has a heart tumor. 

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22 hours ago, arghton said:

Satya Mohan Joshi was hospitalised in ICU with (recurrent) urinary tract infection, swollen heart (possibly also congestive heart failure as reported by some articles), atrial fibrillation, dilated cardiomyopathy, acute kidney injury and traction fibro-bronchiectasis with pleural thickening in his respiratory tract five days ago but according to the latest report he's improving. Of course.

The second report says that he also has a heart tumor. 

Well...some sources also say that he has had a heart attack recently before being hospitalised and has BEP, whatever that is. 

 

He's 101. It'd be a miracle if he got out of hospital alive. Already a miracle that he's lasted six days there if he's actually that ill and is somehow improving, whatever that means. 

 

It's a month since the last death, so here's the ones who seem to be circling the drain fast now or currently hospitalised:

Paulo Maluf: In 24/7 care at home surrounded by a medical team, demented and has been unable to walk since 2019.

Kane Tanaka: In and out of hospital since January.

Satya Mohan Joshi: See above

Alberto Fujimori: Hospitalised, again as mentioned in his thread. However it seems to be because his pardoning is taking so long.

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On 21/02/2022 at 04:37, arghton said:

Kenya (at the time Kenya Colony): Mwai Kibaki

 

Kibaki dead as mentioned elsewhere:

 

 

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Mwai Kibaki (1931-2022)

 

President KIbaki is well and about to be discharged (Kibaki's aides greeting people at the morgue)

 

Property Owned By Mwai Kibaki, His Net Worth And Biography | whownskenya

 

Age at death: 90

Known health issues: Strokes in 1983, 2000 and 2016, road accident in 2002, hospitalised in critical condition in 2017, continuosly in hospital in recent years with lung issues.

Cause of death: Natural causes.

Alignment: A popular and funny president after the monster who was Daniel arap Moi.

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2 hours ago, drol said:

Mwai Kibaki (1931-2022)

 

President KIbaki is well and about to be discharged (Kibaki's aides greeting people at the morgue)

 

Property Owned By Mwai Kibaki, His Net Worth And Biography | whownskenya

 

Age at death: 90

Known health issues: Road accident in 2002, hospitalised in critical condition in 2017, continuosly in hospital in recent years with lung issues.

Cause of death: Natural causes.

Alignment: A popular and funny president after the monster who was Daniel arap Moi.


The Telegraph is not as complimentary as you about him in their obituary.

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No, in fact he leaves quite a mixed legacy. But surely better than Moi.

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On 19/04/2022 at 16:51, arghton said:

Satya Mohan Joshi was hospitalised in ICU with urinary tract infection, swollen heart, atrial fibrillation, dilated cardiomyopathy, acute kidney injury and traction fibro-bronchiectasis with pleural thickening in his respiratory tract five days ago but according to the latest report he's improving. Of course.

The second report says that he also has a heart tumor. 

Satya Mohan Joshi discharged:old:

I'm quite sure he'll end up back in hospital again soon though.

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This guy is a fucking prodigy.

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Kane Tanaka (1903-2022)

 

She has been dying since 1904! (Robert Young)

 

Kane Tanaka is still running marathons at 126 (every news outlet unable to verify news on Tanaka's health)

 

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Age at death: 119

Known health issues: Pancreatic cancer in her 40s, colon cancer at 107, hospitalizations in summer 2020, hospitalised throughout 2021, in very frail health on her 119th birthday, in&out of hospital in 2022.

Cause of death: Natural causes.

Alignment: She had dangerous agreements to promote Coca-Cola, alleging it was the reason for her longevity.

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