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DL's last half dozen hits...

 

John Profumo = Jump of honor.

Caspar Weinberger = Re: Crap. Big new arse.

Stanley Kunitz = Nutty ink's zeal.

Charles Haughey = Ache shy laugher.

Aaron Spelling = Legal; as in Porn.

Byron Nelson = Nylon boners.

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I hate anagrams - they almost always make no sense!

 

The best I've heard recently was for Neil Warnock, work it out for yourself!

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I hate anagrams - they almost always make no sense!

 

The best I've heard recently was for Neil Warnock, work it out for yourself!

Acorn Winkle?

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I hate anagrams - they almost always make no sense!

 

The best I've heard recently was for Neil Warnock, work it out for yourself!

 

That's hardly surprising seeing how your moniker can be anagramed to Lank, Mean Bitch.

 

Neil Warnock = Wank 'n' recoil?

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Neil Warnock = Colin W**ker or Warlock Nine

Steve Irwin = Inverse Wit :lol:

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I hate anagrams - they almost always make no sense!

 

 

'The Rt. Hon. Margaret Thatcher' = 'The Grantham hatchet terror'

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Atomic Porker = Patrick Moore

... which struck me as kind of fitting for the monocled one.

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Kate Middleton - an anagram of her name is "Naked Tit Model"

 

I guess I'll be carted off to the tower now.

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Kate Middleton - an anagram of her name is "Naked Tit Model"

 

I guess I'll be carted off to the tower now.

and Prince William and Kate Middleton in an anagram of

 

Diana killed in Merc: admit new plot

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An anagram of Osama Bin Laden is "Lob da man in sea"

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Britain's Got Talent = "Obstinate Rattling". and also "Brittle Stagnation".

 

 

The new Doctor Who = ow, tooth wrenched

 

Eight out of Ten Cats = Cat Gout, Often Shite.

 

Embarrassing Bodies = Barbarism's Ego Dines

 

Come Dine With Me = "Wet Men Homicide." or "Me, Demonic White"

 

The Apprentice = Pathetic Preen

 

Have I got News For You = A Few Voyeurs Hooting

 

Downton Abbey = o, Bawdy Bonnet

 

Top Gear Special = "Gestapo Replica" or "A Tragic Peoples"

 

One Born Every Minute = UNITE never rob money

 

 

Christian Bale = Hi, Basal Cretin!

 

Roberto Mancini = Abortion Mincer

 

Professor Brian Cox = Brr, Anorexic Poofs

 

Lord Alan Sugar = Anal Oral Drugs

 

Rt Hon. David Cameron = Dominant Chav Order

 

Edward Miliband = A Mad Wild Inbred

 

Deal or No Deal = A Leaden Drool

 

LaFayette Ronald Hubbard = The Oddly Unbearable Fart

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Considering her recent campaign against page 3 this one seemed oddly appropriate

 

Caroline Lucas, Green MP = Cancelling rape us more

 

No offence intended.

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Leonard Nimoy = Name In My Drool
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Leonard Nimoy = Name In My Drool

SC

 

 

Meh i tossed off on that attempt. one too many Ms. Grrr I knew it was too good to be true.

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Cardinal Francis George = Life Racing Scared Organ

Now that's a winner winner chicken dinner! :)
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Richard Nixon's vice-president was Spirow Agnew, anagram wise that reforms as Grow a Penis.

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One of my favourites has to be the Tory former MP and now baroness, Virginia Bottomley. That re-arranges to give I'm an evil Tory bigot.

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One of my favourites is that Cunnilingus morphs into nun sluicing

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You can always get a bland oral suck from Sandra Bullock.

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Considering her recent campaign against page 3 this one seemed oddly appropriate

 

Caroline Lucas, Green MP = Cancelling rape us more

 

No offence intended.

It would read better as us cancelling more rape

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Looking forward to the founding of DeathList, Dame Agatha Christie on her deathbed said "I am a right death case".

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I saw David Ginola in Anne Summers sex shop the other day; he was buying a vagina dildo.

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Deathlist, incidentally, reforms as:

 

Al Shitted

 

and

 

Heads Tilt

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