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How about getting kicked in the face by a horse?

 

That's what happened to my great great grandfather...

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Shame this site is no longer updated Strange Deaths Archive  :(

 

Go take a look.

Well, that's certainly a list of bizarre and dreadful accidents (mostly)!

 

I'm not sure whether swallowing a live octopus can be categorized as accidental, though. Perhaps that poor chap deserves a Darwin Award.

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Nasty.

 

 

A man has died after apparently engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm in Seattle, Washington. An autopsy revealed that the man, who has not been named, died due to perforation of the colon, said Sgt John Urquhart of the King County Sheriff's department. Washington is one of 17 US states where sex with animals is not illegal, though sex with smaller animals can be deemed to be a form of animal cruelty which is a crime. A police spokesman said the horse involved in the incident was not harmed.

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How about getting kicked in the face by a horse?

 

That's what happened to my great great grandfather...

According a book I read as a boy (before the op):

 

During 1972 more people were kicked to death by Donkeys than died in flying accidents.

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And the band played on

 

Looking at a review of the band, I came across these quotes

 

And boy can Patrick, the lead singer, move

Not any more...

Patrick come from behind the guitar and start jumping on the tables, knocking over candles, putting his face through the holes in the wall

and through the floor

Liam Gallagher can't dance or do acrobatic displays like that.

But we wish he would try

they and their acrobatic rock n roll is here to stay

Famous last words

 

:o

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What would happen if someone took Ex-Lax, & SPAM at the same time?

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Guest IYG

ff, you have gained all the respect in the world from me just now for your avatar.

 

Huge Man U fan here. :o

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ff, you have gained all the respect in the world from me just now for your avatar.

 

Huge Man U fan here. :o

Thought FF was a "football fan". How can that be so if he follows Man U?

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ff, you have gained all the respect in the world from me just now for your avatar.

 

Huge Man U fan here. :angry:

Thought FF was a "football fan". How can that be so if he follows Man U?

Isn't it unusual for people to support a football team that is so far from their home town?

 

Or am I being a bit old fashioned?

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ff, you have gained all the respect in the world from me just now for your avatar.

 

Huge Man U fan here. :angry:

Thought FF was a "football fan". How can that be so if he follows Man U?

Isn't it unusual for people to support a football team that is so far from their home town?

 

Or am I being a bit old fashioned.

Not at all.

 

I read somewhere that 90% of Manchester United 'fans' have never even been to Manchester never mind Old Trafford. Most of the playes are also foreign, as in not from the Greater Manchester area. I would have thought that a city of that size could cobble together 11 chaps who could play football.

 

I always considered it lamentable that Yorkshire County Cricket Club changed the rules so that any Tom Dick or Harry could play, and not just those born in Yorkshire. My father (who lived away at the time) insisted that I was born within the Yorkshire area in case I should show any talent at cricket.

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Erm, why is Josco described as a "Tosser"?

Surely that's not something to look forward to when you've notched up 800 posts?

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Erm, why is Josco described as a "Tosser"?

Surely that's not something to look forward to when you've notched up 800 posts?

Could this be the Grim Reapers revenge for being out posted by a member?

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What would happen if someone took Ex-Lax, & SPAM at the same time?

I suppose you wouldn't know if you were coming or going....

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Erm, why is Josco described as a "Tosser"?

Surely that's not something to look forward to when you've notched up 800 posts?

Could it be a description of his bowling action, explaning why he was never selected for his beloved Yorkshire?

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Erm, why is Josco described as a "Tosser"?

Surely that's not something to look forward to when you've notched up 800 posts?

It was I who suggested it publicly, though I'm sure I wasn't the first to think of it.

 

Now I am getting close to being hoist by my own petard unless the mods are friendly enough to do a bit of goalpost-moving from time to time.

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Erm, why is Josco described as a "Tosser"?

Tossing......

 

It's something that everyone does but no one admits to.

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Well, when I was about 9 years old I saw my first football/soccer game on TV and it was Manchester United playing and that was when I fell in love with the team and have followed them ever since. There are other teams across Europe I also like but not as much as I like Mancheser United.

 

And sadly I haven't been to Manchester yet.

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