Sir Creep 7,070 Posted July 9, 2022 Authorities in South Carolina have determined that a man who was reported missing on May 5 fell into a plastic shredding machine at a recycling center. Duncan Alexander Burrell Gordon, 20, was last seen working on the machine at Industrial Recovery and Recycling. Coroner Rusty Clevenger noted that the machine had been checked a total of four times and had processed around 60,000 pounds of plastic in the two months since Gordon was reported missing. SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted July 9, 2022 Death by Traffic Cone. Hey, at least the body was easy to locate! Includes video footage SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted July 21, 2022 Man drowns (or drains) when a sinkhole opened under a pool. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted July 22, 2022 A 32-year-old man was sucked to his death in Israel Thursday after a sinkholre opened up under a swimming pool, pulling him under in a matter of seconds. Klil Kimhi was attending a company party at the private pool in Karmi Yosef, a small settlement 25 miles southeast of Tel Aviv, when the incident occurred. Video shows the pool suddenly emptying of water as people look on in disbelief. One man falls off his feet and is helped back up as festive pool toys are sucked past him into the hole SC 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted August 4, 2022 Brazilian "Body builder" embalms himself with Synthol while alive. And now dead... Now that petrol is so expensive, perhaps they can tap him. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I.R.Baboon 221 Posted August 7, 2022 Man dies after being hit by stray hammer 'that flew over hedge' at Highland games tournament A 65 year old man who was walking in the garden of Geldrop Castle was killed today when a hammer from the nearby Highland Games tournament (ffs, dutch highland games!?!?) flew over the hedge. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arghton 6,754 Posted August 11, 2022 ISIS or some other group hides bomb in plastic artificial leg and kills liberal anti-ISIS cleric (Sheikh Rahimullah Haqqani) during seminary in Afghanistan. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted August 11, 2022 There are some classic deaths in this link of funny headlines. Too good not to share this with you all. Classics like a vegan woman who tried to prove they are not weak, climbs Everest and dies. Or a couple that went biking in Isis territory to prove the Taliban ain't that bad.... Enjoy yourself. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted August 12, 2022 Back to the order of the day.... Beach guest attacked by beach umbrella. Dies. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drewsky1211 4,755 Posted September 20, 2022 Man dies after a slap to the ear causes internal bleeding. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted September 24, 2022 From an item in the Grauniad that might disappear at any moment if a queens corgi farts or something, so Immortalising it here. Not an actual death as it turns out, but not for want of trying. Arrest a woman by stopping her car leaving your police cruiser on an unguarded level crossing in the process. Once arrested and checked for guns cuff the woman in the cruiser then languidly search her car for a few minutes until a train arrives and the inevitable follows. This is an absolute gold standard in fuckwittery. There are at least 3 or 4 officers present. I struggle to get my head around the fact that not one of them considers trains on a level crossing, duh, not one. Un-fuckin-believable. Oh, and after that? Carry on searching the car for a gun because that's the most important thing, she might uncuff herself, run back with 14 broken bones, grab that gun and shoot you. Laugh and joke and say "I know you know what you're doing"....Are these two films merged into one? It can't be real, it just can't. Only in America. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Hemlock 742 Posted October 9, 2022 Death by GPS? https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/father-killed-gps-bridge-california-b2197954.html?amp 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted October 11, 2022 Yaiks!!!! Landscaper went Fargo! That picture in this bulletin can't be right. This guy now looks like a bloody heap of compost... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted October 27, 2022 Cop shoots himself in the hand and kills bystander while cleaning his gun. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diego 1,990 Posted October 28, 2022 couple dies after granite slabs fall on them Casal morre após quatro placas de granito caírem sobre ele - Gerais - Estado de Minas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diego 1,990 Posted October 28, 2022 Man dies after fight over lunch box Homem morre após levar quatro tiros durante briga por marmita no ABC paulista - Notícias - R7 São Paulo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diego 1,990 Posted October 28, 2022 Elderly man dies after getting his hand stuck in the subway door,he was 82 years old Idoso morre arrastado após ficar com a mão presa na porta do metrô da Uruguaiana, no Centro do Rio | Rio de Janeiro | G1 (globo.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diego 1,990 Posted October 28, 2022 Woman electrocuted to death while washing sidewalk Mulher morre eletrocutada enquanto lavava calçada de casa no RS (terra.com.br) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 28, 2022 This isn't going so well, is it. 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perhaps 1,423 Posted October 28, 2022 If he isn’t liking every fucking post he sets eyes on, he’s posting utter shite. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diego 1,990 Posted October 28, 2022 5 hours ago, Perhaps said: Se ele não está gostando de cada maldito post que ele põe os olhos, ele está postando uma merda total. isn't the post about different ways to die?, i saw some here and decided to share, i thought they were different ways to die, don't you think? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted October 28, 2022 6 hours ago, Perhaps said: If he isn’t liking every fucking post he sets eyes on, he’s posting utter shite. I thought it was just me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted October 28, 2022 Well, that story about that woman is valid here. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
