Kenny 283 Posted February 6, 2023 On 27/01/2023 at 17:04, Grim Up North said: Bit of a pisser On 27/01/2023 at 17:33, TQR said: I’m ashamed to say I came here with the intention of doing this joke. You shoulld have said that he pissed away! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted February 20, 2023 Student gets launched by the maximum booster! Yes, it went that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinbabad 1,126 Posted February 20, 2023 The most interesting way to die would be the one of former French president Félix Faure : he died while having sex, the orgasm giving him a heart attack ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Comped 530 Posted February 20, 2023 2 hours ago, Sinbabad said: The most interesting way to die would be the one of former French president Félix Faure : he died while having sex, the orgasm giving him a heart attack ! Happened to Nelson Rockefeller too. Probably. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 23, 2023 Death by kiwifruit. (maybe) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insane 349 Posted February 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, Sir Creep said: Death by kiwifruit. (maybe) I guess the kiwi’s had enough of him giving away there friends Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,154 Posted February 23, 2023 Awkward ..... "Taranaki man, Shane Maddox, 42, died in a Bay of Plenty orchard on February 18. A service for the father of five is being held next week, in Taranaki. His parents said they are all devastated by the loss of Maddox, a father to six." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Toast said: Awkward ..... "Taranaki man, Shane Maddox, 42, died in a Bay of Plenty orchard on February 18. A service for the father of five is being held next week, in Taranaki. His parents said they are all devastated by the loss of Maddox, a father to six." Haha good catch. I hate that saying ‘he’s in a better place’, but having died without having to explain that one, he is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted February 28, 2023 Missing man found as shark food. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 12, 2023 A Minnesota man was charged Friday with fatally beating an elderly man previously convicted of child sexual assault, who he believed had stalked his young daughter in the past. Levi Axtell, 27, was charged with second-degree murder in the death of Lawrence V. Scully, 77, who was beaten to death Wednesday at his home in Grand Marais. A criminal complaint filed Friday said Axtell killed Scully with a shovel and a moose antler and then drove to the Cook County Sheriff's office and confessed. SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted March 25, 2023 Death by exploding chocolate factory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,087 Posted March 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Sir Creep said: Death by exploding chocolate factory. My thoughts are with the oompa loompas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted March 25, 2023 On 20/02/2023 at 13:42, Sinbabad said: The most interesting way to die would be the one of former French president Félix Faure : he died while having sex, the orgasm giving him a heart attack ! Going whilst cumming isn't tht rare, there's a reason the French called orgasms the little death! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted March 25, 2023 3 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Death by exploding chocolate factory. If they have an open coffin funeral everyone can dip a finger! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted April 18, 2023 I didn't know which topic to post this but the American society is totally fucked!! Just ringing the doorbell was enough for a white guy to get up in arms and shoot a black kid. This time around this kid survived albeit gravely wounded. However, a 20-year old woman wasn't this lucky! She entered the wrong driveway and before she could even turn the car, a 65-year old man opened fire. She was rushed to the hospital but didn't make it. Surprising thing in this sad story is that the victim was white..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Undead In Ohio 156 Posted April 19, 2023 13 hours ago, Whitehouse said: I didn't know which topic to post this but the American society is totally fucked!! Just ringing the doorbell was enough for a white guy to get up in arms and shoot a black kid. This time around this kid survived albeit gravely wounded. However, a 20-year old woman wasn't this lucky! She entered the wrong driveway and before she could even turn the car, a 65-year old man opened fire. She was rushed to the hospital but didn't make it. Surprising thing in this sad story is that the victim was white..... Paranoia and firearms are a deadly combination. Both shooters were over 60 and the one who shot the black kid was 84. https://www.forbes.com/sites/carolynrosenblatt/2017/09/09/guns-paranoia-and-aging-parents/?sh=7acc22b9432f Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted April 19, 2023 And now a Texas cheerleader accidentally enter the wrong car!! Not dead yet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilham 757 Posted April 19, 2023 5 hours ago, Whitehouse said: And now a Texas cheerleader accidentally enter the wrong car!! Not dead yet... I can't tell if this is increasing or just being reported more. Just saw this: https://www.qcnews.com/news/u-s/north-carolina/gaston-county/police-search-for-suspect-after-gastonia-double-shooting/ No deaths, but 6 year old and parents shot because a basketball rolled into this dude's yard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted April 20, 2023 Man crushed by collapsing parking garage.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted April 26, 2023 Man killed by neighbor for using a leaf blower... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted May 2, 2023 Bit sad by this one seeing that the victim was a 2-year old boy. Falling gun went off after hitting the ground, killing boy. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilham 757 Posted May 2, 2023 32 minutes ago, Whitehouse said: Bit sad by this one seeing that the victim was a 2-year old boy. Falling gun went off after hitting the ground, killing boy. This is a frequent cause of death as far as I know. They need to press charges against the parents for not storing it properly. 2 year old in Arlington (~5 hours from San Antonio), a month ago: https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/arlington-toddler-dies-after-accidentally-shooting-self-with-gun-found-in-home/3230467/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Hermit 23 Posted May 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Whitehouse said: Bit sad by this one seeing that the victim was a 2-year old boy. Falling gun went off after hitting the ground, killing boy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted May 9, 2023 Bit different. Interesting developments after dying. Woman who wrote a childrens book about dealing with grief, now accused of murdering her husband. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,448 Posted May 14, 2023 One day there will be a Death by Butt Plug on here. Today is not that day, but the butt plug made a good attempt... 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
