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Jump out of a moving plane.

 

CP, has anything large, red and sticky landed in your garden in the last 24 hours?

 

It seems like there's a cusp of a dirty joke there, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

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Suicidal???? Oi! China, give us a shove......................... Aaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhh

 

You beat me to that link. The usually well-balanced, demure and caring Mrs MPFC laughed heartily at that story as I read it out of the Daily Telegraph over our morning coffee and scones.

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Suicidal???? Oi! China, give us a shove......................... Aaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhh

 

You beat me to that link. The usually well-balanced, demure and caring Mrs MPFC laughed heartily at that story as I read it out of the Daily Telegraph over our morning coffee and scones.

 

Coffee and scones? Good grief, that would never happen in Devon. I hope you used clotted cream.

 

Here's a video of the event:

 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6f2_1243139794

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I love the way that they have provided a picture so you know exactly what not to do. :D

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Death by chocolate

 

Sorry, couldn't resist! :blush:

 

I understand Dawn French has insisted on being the next one in..... :unsure:

 

...although, Archimedes principle of displacement could be put to the test....

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Death by chocolate

 

Sorry, couldn't resist! :blush:

 

I understand Dawn French has insisted on being the next one in..... :unsure:

 

...although, Archimedes principle of displacement could be put to the test....

 

Reminds me of that TV play 'Secrets', written by Michael Palin and Terry Jones and starring Warren Mitchell...

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At least he inflicted damage to the top part of his body...

...so he didn't go south of the liver...

 

:crossbone:

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