time 7,939 Posted July 21, 2009 Giving up smoking can be bad for your health! 14 year old od's on nicorette gum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 93 Posted July 22, 2009 Try to make the news by selling your life/death on ebay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 76 Posted July 22, 2009 One for Banshees and his dwarf fetish...they're on to you, mate. Drag queens sought for midget murders Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted July 23, 2009 Sniffing petrol before getting tasered by the police... Possible to survive, as proved here, but probably not recommended... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted July 27, 2009 Apologies, but couldn't think what thread to put this in. Following the recent story of an ambulance driver in the NE of England being suspended after he returned to base with a patient rather than take him to hospital because his shift had ended, here's a tale from Swaziland of a patient who died in the back of an ambulance because the driver went off to have a game of cards with his mates! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,939 Posted July 31, 2009 'Weight' a way to go! Bench pressing alone is not recommended. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,288 Posted August 6, 2009 A Chinese teenager sent to an internet addiction rehabilitation camp by his parents has been beaten to death by the camp's counsellors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,987 Posted August 11, 2009 I'd love to see the CCTV on this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAFKAG 70 Posted August 12, 2009 I'd love to see the CCTV on this. That elicited a slight feeling of shardenfreude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Body Snatcher 44 107 Posted August 12, 2009 Veteran horse trainer Pat Quin was killed today after being crushed in the stalls by the horse he was tending to. The horse's name...INSENSITIVE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,939 Posted August 12, 2009 Here's one I'm definitely in no hurry to try! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,987 Posted August 17, 2009 Being a gay man in Iraq is something of a......bummer, at the moment. A thought though........d'ya think there's the odd gay pain-freak cruising for one of these bruisings? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 9,987 Posted August 17, 2009 Here's one I'm definitely in no hurry to try! I think the problem was that he gave too big a tip to the bloke with the knife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,288 Posted August 18, 2009 A New Jersey man, enjoying a quiet evening under the influence of PCP, has died of head injuries after diving through a first floor window, seemingly having failed to take note of the metal bars on the other side of the glass. Look Before You Leap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted August 18, 2009 Woman drowns in her hot tub Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TwistedShadow 0 Posted August 19, 2009 An interesting way to die perhaps? Well maybe not 'die' as such but near as dammit. http://www.archaeology.org/online/features...is/zombies.html The article is a little long winded...in a nutshell it's about Zombies...HONEST Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted August 20, 2009 A Chinese teenager sent to an internet addiction rehabilitation camp by his parents has been beaten to death by the camp's counsellors. Another one given a good kicking, but not quite as good as the first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DevonDeathTrip 2,288 Posted August 28, 2009 Victim beaten to death by nine men in tuxedos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,939 Posted September 2, 2009 Mown down:man dies trapped under lawnmower Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Falkekopf 48 Posted October 31, 2009 Budding Canadian singer/songwriter Taylor Mitchell attacked and killed by a pack of coyotes!! http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/200...e-reaction.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 924 Posted October 31, 2009 Budding Canadian singer/songwriter Taylor Mitchell attacked and killed by a pack of coyotes!! http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/200...e-reaction.html Already posted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted October 31, 2009 Budding Canadian singer/songwriter Taylor Mitchell attacked and killed by a pack of coyotes!! http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/200...e-reaction.html Already posted. Twice. http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?...st&p=140813 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 7,939 Posted November 12, 2009 There are worse ways to go I just wonder at what point she realised the changes in his breathing were more significant than usual! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 119 Posted November 12, 2009 Given the preponderance of level crossings and motorcycles in the recent undoings of prominent goalkeepers, I thought I'd share this sad story with you, told to me by an old man with whom I was standing in the pub when I heard that Robert Enke had died. Said old man had a father who in 1941 was a young fellow somewhat given to riding around on a motorcycle. One tragic day in the aforementioned year, the father of my friend (whom I shall call Martin, for that is his name) was out on his motorcycle and approaching a level crossing and seeing that the barriers were going down because a train was approaching, duly applied the brakes and came to a stop before the level crossing in full accordance with the relevant articles of the traffic laws of the Deutsche Reich as applied to level crossings, trains, motorcycles and suchlike. After a while the train passed and the barriers went back up, but sadly, and indeed tragically for Martin's father, the signalman whose job it was to operate the barriers did not have a full view of the railway lines and consequently remained unaware of the single locomotive steaming the other way along the second track, hidden by the passing train. As the barrier was raised, Martin's father resolved to continue his journey and resolutely letting in the clutch proceeded carefully over the level crossing, only to have his trip and indeed his existence decisively and irrevocably terminated by the oncoming locomotive. History does not relate whether or not this man had ever stood in goal anywhere before meeting his untimely end at the hands of a locomotive.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted November 13, 2009 Given the preponderance of level crossings and motorcycles in the recent undoings of prominent goalkeepers, I thought I'd share this sad story with you, told to me by an old man with whom I was standing in the pub when I heard that Robert Enke had died.. A GPS unit leads man onto the train tracks. The other day somebody happened to tell me about some woman who was trying to sue the manufacturer of the GPS which led her to the tracks. I wonder how her case will turn out? In this modern age we allow technology to think for us but should we? Who is really lacking common sense here? Oh, the GPS. Of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
