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Segway boss's death due to "multiple blunt force injuries to the chest and spine consistent with a fall while riding a gyrobike".

 

Jimi Heselden's death was reported in the 2010 deaths thread (now closed). I wonder exactly how many deaths as a result of people falling down a steep cliff whilst riding a gyrobike has this coroner had to deal with previously?

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UK boy killed by polar bear.

 

Another white massacre in Norway...

Poor bear. Executed without trial, just for doing its job. :D

 

This sad story ought to end tourism to Spitsbergen1, but I don't think that'll happen.

 

1I'll have none of that Svalbard nonsense, Norwegian as the place is.

 

regards,

Hein

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Indeed, white supremacy still rules in Norway, then!

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42... not the meaning of life.

 

Who was counting anyway?

 

It didn't actually say WHAT he died of - I'm guessing Repetitive Strain Injury :o

 

Brazil is a Catholic country -

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42... not the meaning of life.

 

Who was counting anyway?

It didn't actually say WHAT he died of - I'm guessing Repetitive Strain Injury :o
Brazil is a Catholic country -
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I know that! Heaven 0 - 1 Hell.

 

I'd still love to learn how they know. Gimme the evidence!

 

Or mebbe not... :D

 

regards,

Hein

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Playing a saxaphone whilst walking down the outside of a skyscraper

 

"Finn Martin ... plunged 20 metres to his death in front of a shocked audience in Leipzig on Friday evening. In the party trick known as ‘Vertigo’, which Martin had successfully pulled off countless times before, the 49 year-old was due to vertically walk down the facade of a building while playing to cheering fans. He was scheduled to perform four 15-minute sets while images were projected onto the building behind him. After the musician’s harness suddenly broke and Martin crashed to the ground, a doctor confirmed that he had died from the impact. Police are working on the assumption that the safety equipment failed, but are investigating whether anyone on the team had been working while drunk"

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Playing a saxaphone whilst walking down the outside of a skyscraper

 

"Finn Martin ... plunged 20 metres to his death in front of a shocked audience in Leipzig on Friday evening. In the party trick known as ‘Vertigo’, which Martin had successfully pulled off countless times before, the 49 year-old was due to vertically walk down the facade of a building while playing to cheering fans. He was scheduled to perform four 15-minute sets while images were projected onto the building behind him. After the musician’s harness suddenly broke and Martin crashed to the ground, a doctor confirmed that he had died from the impact. Police are working on the assumption that the safety equipment failed, but are investigating whether anyone on the team had been working while drunk"

Reportedly, his last note was a high A.

 

regards,

Hein

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Playing a saxaphone whilst walking down the outside of a skyscraper

 

"Finn Martin ... plunged 20 metres to his death in front of a shocked audience in Leipzig on Friday evening. In the party trick known as ‘Vertigo’, which Martin had successfully pulled off countless times before, the 49 year-old was due to vertically walk down the facade of a building while playing to cheering fans. He was scheduled to perform four 15-minute sets while images were projected onto the building behind him. After the musician’s harness suddenly broke and Martin crashed to the ground, a doctor confirmed that he had died from the impact. Police are working on the assumption that the safety equipment failed, but are investigating whether anyone on the team had been working while drunk"

Reportedly, his last note was a high A.

 

regards,

Hein

He landed on a child, whilst playing in A Flat Minor...

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It's rare that a Welshman is funny.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And that certainly wasn't one of the cases.

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Ahm...Gordon Ramsey's, dwarf, porn-star, look-a-like has been found dead in a badger den in South Wales... :lol: - didn't know one existed, however not surprised that one does, rule 34 and all that.

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Ahm...Gordon Ramsey's, dwarf, porn-star, look-a-like has been found dead in a badger den in South Wales... :lol: - didn't know one existed, however not surprised that one does, rule 34 and all that.

Wrong place, wrong time. It could happen to anyone.

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Yeah right. I didn't realise the Sunday Sport was still going.

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