Bentrovato 989 Posted January 17, 2019 Best to stick to keeping goldfish. "Indonesian woman mauled to death by giant pet crocodile" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-46901245 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted January 17, 2019 4 hours ago, Bentrovato said: Best to stick to keeping goldfish. "Indonesian woman mauled to death by giant pet crocodile" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-46901245 ‘Mauled By’.... BBC with some proper journalism by not going for the sensationalized headline ‘Eaten By...’ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted January 18, 2019 A bunch of monkeys chase a 60 year old wifie off a rooftop to her death https://www.foxnews.com/world/indian-woman-60-chased-to-he rude at 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted January 18, 2019 How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? 3. 1 to start changing the bulb. 1 to phone the ambulance for the first. 1 to change the bulb after the electrics are made non fatal. https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/tributes-paid-irishman-killed-changing-13877074 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 291 Posted January 28, 2019 student dies after eating leftover pasta that had been left on his kitchen benchtop for five days https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3232990/ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alt obits guy 3,091 Posted February 2, 2019 A TSA officer has died at Orlando airport after jumping from a hotel into an atrium. https://www.foxnews.com/us/tsa-officer-dies-at-orlando-airport-after-jumping-from-hotel-into-atrium-all-flights-briefly-halted-report Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted February 2, 2019 ? So fucking what? Not every suicide is interesting. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 376 Posted February 2, 2019 unpleasant way to go https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/police-release-identify-of-woman-mauled-to-death-by-sausage-dogs/news-story/abc5616979dfa8e91868aaeb5a9a58d2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 989 Posted February 7, 2019 Russian woman 'eaten by pigs' after collapsing https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47161035 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 989 Posted March 5, 2019 Czech man mauled to death by lion he kept in back yard https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47454610 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted March 6, 2019 Aye right then.. billionaire died getting penis enlargement. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/billionaire-diamond-trader-dies-during-14095551 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,008 Posted March 6, 2019 9 minutes ago, charon said: Aye right then.. billionaire died getting penis enlargement. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/billionaire-diamond-trader-dies-during-14095551 "According to Laniado's friends, the only time he forgot about his short height was when he asked his accountant to read out his bank statement, something which he did multiple times a day." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 376 Posted March 6, 2019 an alternative at least he lived (probably) https://journal.chestnet.org/article/S0012-3692(15)44557-X/fulltext Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 18,960 Posted March 6, 2019 The doctors looked down at his dead body. One of them whispered "What a dick." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted March 7, 2019 13 hours ago, runebomme said: an alternative at least he lived (probably) https://journal.chestnet.org/article/S0012-3692(15)44557-X/fulltext Slippery when wet... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 820 Posted March 8, 2019 I'll let this pic do the talking.... Talk about a heave load.... Years worth of wanking, for what. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted March 8, 2019 *Sunday Sport..... It isn't 'real'..... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alt obits guy 3,091 Posted March 14, 2019 Indian businessman Shrawan Kumar Choudhary dies after hair transplant. http://healthmedicinet.com/i2/businessman-43-dies-after-undergoing-hair-transplant-in-india/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
runebomme 376 Posted March 14, 2019 unlucky Polish https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1037177/Polish-tourist-killed-urinating-750-volt-electric-railway-line.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JQW 228 Posted March 14, 2019 33 minutes ago, runebomme said: unlucky Polish https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1037177/Polish-tourist-killed-urinating-750-volt-electric-railway-line.html Thought I'd heard it before - the article is from 2008! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bladan 291 Posted March 16, 2019 I have a theory. Trees can think and they want to kill us. New support for my theory. We are under an attack! A 63-year-old man has been killed in Karlsruhe by a falling 30-meter high tree. https://www.t-online.de/nachrichten/panorama/id_85415986/pfinztal-mann-von-baum-erschlagen.html A 47-year-old driver died when a tree fell on his car in Bestwig, about 100 kilometers (62 miles) northeast of Cologne. https://apnews.com/f6241e4ce8a94212864a272480f8133e Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,011 Posted March 16, 2019 4 hours ago, bladan said: I have a theory. Trees can think and they want to kill us. New support for my theory. We are under an attack! A 63-year-old man has been killed in Karlsruhe by a falling 30-meter high tree. https://www.t-online.de/nachrichten/panorama/id_85415986/pfinztal-mann-von-baum-erschlagen.html A 47-year-old driver died when a tree fell on his car in Bestwig, about 100 kilometers (62 miles) northeast of Cologne. https://apnews.com/f6241e4ce8a94212864a272480f8133e We have a thread for Plants w a few similar posts in’t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted March 17, 2019 Woman goes for alternative acupuncture therapy, and suffers the same fate as all the bees used. https://www.newsweek.com/woman-dies-after-alternative-acupuncture-therapy-which-uses-live-bee-stings-850976?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=mb_allergology Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted March 18, 2019 Uh huh, seems legit. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,938 Posted March 18, 2019 The Blight of the Imperialists. Dockless scooters. Claims another retard cunto, well conti. https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/First-Scooter-Fatality-in-San-Diego-Downtown--507298491.html?amp=y#click=https://t.co/P4C75g1QXc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
