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Death of the Year, 2022 hands down.

 

A Florida man has died after a bulldozer driven by a coworker accidentally crushed a porta-potty he was using

Aaron Henderson, 40, a CertiTemp employee, was serving as a "spotter" who helped control bulldozer traffic at the Polk County North Central Landfill.

Around 5:10 p.m. on Friday, a worker operating a dump truck was heading up a hill toward a staging area to park at the end of the day. He couldn't "see directly in front of him" because the "front blade of his bulldozer was elevated 3-4 feet off the ground." Once he was on level ground, "he began to turn his bulldozer and heard a loud crumble.”

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"Porta-potty"?  How fucking twee.

It's a toilet.  Potties are only for babies and toddlers.

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5 hours ago, Toast said:

"Porta-potty"?  How fucking twee.

It's a toilet.  Potties are only for babies and toddlers.

 

In this case, a porta-loo.

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7 hours ago, Sir Creep said:


“His fiancée, Andrea Montero, 30, was able to swim to safety.”
 

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I should have been warned; "Florida man..."

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Beaten to death with a 4kg dumbbell.

 

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An emotional mood engulfed Kogony village in Kisumu with emotions running high as Caleb Otieno, the man who melted to ashes in a Thika steel plant, was laid to rest on Saturday.

 

“So when we were preparing to go to Thika, I received another call telling me that where my son had an accident, he can’t be retrieved immediately since the boiler was too hot,” Caleb’s father said adding that they had to wait for three days for the boiler to cool before travelling to Thika.

He noted that when they arrived in Thika, they were told that their son had been burnt to ashes and there was nothing left of him.

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Hanging upside down, tangled in the US-Mexico border fence.

 

Query: So where did she officially die?

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Wynn Bruce, the man who set himself on fire in front of the U.S. Supreme Court building in Washington, D.C., has died.

 

However, SCOTUS voted 9-0 that Mr. Bruce may not have actually burnt his flesh.  Writing her first opinion since being confirmed., Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson said ‘We are judges, not biologists’.

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51 minutes ago, alt obits guy said:

(As reported elsewhere) Nicky Myers, the mayor of Pilot Station, Alaska, has died after the snowmachine he was using fell through the ice.

 

https://www.alaskapublic.org/2022/05/02/mayor-of-pilot-station-dies-after-falling-through-yukon-river-ice-on-a-snowmachine/

 

See: Ironic Deaths (5 hours ago or so).  The irony being he was a member of the local search and rescue team.

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Man dies from what was possibly sudden cardiac death during arm wrestling championship in Ostrobothnia region, Finland.

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1 hour ago, arghton said:

Elephant tramples 70-year-old woman who later dies in hospital, same elephant comes back during funeral and tramples her corpse:

https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/india/elephant-kills-woman-india-tramples-corpse-b2099464.html

Now that's what I call a grudge!

 

They never forget you know...:lol:

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On Friday, June 17, in St. Petersburg, friends, drinking alcoholic drinks, decided to have fun and began to beat bottles on each other's heads on a dare. As a result, one was hospitalized with a closed craniocerebral injury, a brain contusion, and a bruised head wound. The man died from his injuries. His friend with similar injuries is in the Emergency Research Institute in serious condition.

 

 The body was sent to the morgue to determine the cause of death. It is known that both men were convicted.

https://78.ru/news/2022-06-18/peterburzhec_umer_razbivaya_s_drugom_na_spor_butilki_ob_golovu

 

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