Boudicca 702 Posted July 14, 2005 I was quite famous in my day. In my present incarnation, I have been fortunate enough to meet Chas and Dave The skinnier one bit my arse. Are there any witnesses to the fact that that wasn't my original post? I don't want to have to give the "hush money" back! Yup. It first said something about the skinnier one being an arse. There's a rogue editor knocking about, I'm afraid. regards, Hein Perhaps they are trying to frame you, skinny Henry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted July 14, 2005 Perhaps they are trying to frame you, skinny Henry We'll see. I'm not a pretty picture anyway. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted July 14, 2005 Ah the joyful bellyfats of editing bottoms. Congratulations to whoever is responsible. Is BB another victim of this phenomenon, do you suppose? With me it's hard to tell what with the twists I toss in to many of my posts. With me it's always hard to tell what with the twists I toss in to many of my posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lospalmas7 12 Posted July 15, 2005 There's a rogue editor knocking about, I'm afraid. Admin Grim Reaper Stayin Alive Death Watch Beatle Moderators heaven can wait Anubis the Jackal honez Typhoid Harry The Yeti The Four Horsemen Teddy Rude Kid Cowboy Ronnie Mr Stats Death Star Pick your suspect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted July 15, 2005 There's a rogue editor knocking about, I'm afraid. Pick your suspect. Let's do some elimination. Admin Grim Reaper Stayin Alive Death Watch Beatle There's no messing them about; they're the BOFHs. Besides: they can find out, or edit the logs and succesfully deny all knowledge. Moderators Mr StatsMIA since May 9 2004 Death StarMIA since Jun 19 2004. Rude KidMIA since Apr 14 2005 The following have all been present recently: heaven can wait Anubis the Jackal honez Typhoid Harry The Yeti The Four Horsemen Teddy Cowboy Ronnie regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted July 15, 2005 Moderatorsheaven can wait Anubis the Jackal honez Typhoid Harry The Yeti The Four Horsemen Teddy Rude Kid Cowboy Ronnie Mr Stats Death Star Pick your suspect. Now, that's not in what I would call alphabetical order! (er... it isn't yet, anyway ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted July 15, 2005 Someone please tell me - how does one become a moderator? It's something some of us might aspire to. It would certainly look great on a CV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted July 15, 2005 Someone please tell me - how does one become a moderator? It's something some of us might aspire to. It would certainly look great on a CV. It's an invitation-only event. Black tie, that sort of thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Die 63 Posted July 15, 2005 Someone please tell me - how does one become a moderator? It's something some of us might aspire to. It would certainly look great on a CV. It's an invitation-only event. Black tie, that sort of thing. I don't have a black tie so I guess that rules me out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clive's NOT Dunn 7 Posted July 15, 2005 Someone please tell me - how does one become a moderator? It's something some of us might aspire to. I would certainly look great in a 2CV. I'm sure you would. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,656 Posted July 15, 2005 Nobody seems to have considered the possibility that some posters here might become famous or have posted years ago and gone on to become notable. I personally am sending out book submissions on a regular basis and surely it is only a matter of time before my self help stunner: Wank Your Way To Wisdom or the gritty novel of a grim Northern life spent in the mines: How Green Was My Sputum become best sellers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted July 15, 2005 [it] is only a matter of time before my self help stunner: Wank Your Way To Wisdom or the gritty novel of a grim Nothern life spent in the mines: How Green Was My Sputum become best sellers. You mean they haven't yet? Inconceivable! My fine poetry (in Dutch) hasn't found general acclaim, or a publisher, yet, despite such fetching titles like Kill the Dogs, Hanging on the Christmas Tree and Jesus in Drag. I blame the editors. They have no taste. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted July 15, 2005 [it] is only a matter of time before my self help stunner: Wank Your Way To Wisdom or the gritty novel of a grim Nothern life spent in the mines: How Green Was My Sputum become best sellers. You mean they haven't yet? Inconceivable! My fine poetry (in Dutch) hasn't found general acclaim, or a publisher, yet, despite such fetching titles like Kill the Dogs, Hanging on the Christmas Tree and Jesus in Drag. Rumour has it that one of our members may have beaten you both to publishing nirvana with this book available here and a short story contribution in this one too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lospalmas7 12 Posted July 16, 2005 Oooooh! Are you winner of the 2003 AntiSF Award, J.C. Jones? I understand that your latest "rollicking" book is "plausibly apocalyptic". I'm looking forward to your interview set to feature in 'Australian Speculative Fiction: A Genre Overview' and do hope you'll be attending 'World Con' in Glasgow, Scotland in August 2005 to promote your "must-read for all Sci-Fi fans". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted July 16, 2005 Oooooh! Are you winner of the 2003 AntiSF Award, J.C. Jones? I understand that your latest "rollicking" book is "plausibly apocalyptic". I'm looking forward to your interview set to feature in 'Australian Speculative Fiction: A Genre Overview' and do hope you'll be attending 'World Con' in Glasgow, Scotland in August 2005 to promote your "must-read for all Sci-Fi fans". Rumour has it that a member of DL may be, which may in fact not be me, but someone else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lospalmas7 12 Posted July 16, 2005 Rumour has it that a member of DL may be, which may in fact not be me, but someone else. Ok. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted July 16, 2005 Rumour has it that a member of DL may be, which may in fact not be me, but someone else. He's great! regards, Hein. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted July 16, 2005 Rumour has it that a member of DL may be, which may in fact not be me, but someone else. Ok. Pure coincidence I assure you. There must be positively hundreds of people in Australia with that moniker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted July 16, 2005 Rumour has it that a member of DL may be, which may in fact not be me, but someone else. Ok. Pure coincidence I assure you. There must be positively hundreds of people in Australia with that moniker. "C'mon," he yelled, "Here I am. Come and get me you ugly mothers!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted July 18, 2005 There's a rogue editor knocking about, I'm afraid. And now my .sig isn't feeling too well. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted July 18, 2005 There's a rogue editor knocking about, I'm afraid. And now my .sig isn't feeling too well. regards, Hein I have only just noticed that mine was also a bit poorly. I have fixed it by quoting said "rogue editor". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,656 Posted July 18, 2005 Still struggling with the novel but today I've sold two t-shirt ideas and got someone famous - about whom I'm sworn to secrecy - to write a forward for another book. This famous person, incidentally, isn't too old and is in very good health so no DL tips to pass on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuber Mirum 125 Posted July 21, 2005 Let's do some elimination. Admin Grim Reaper Stayin Alive Death Watch Beatle There's no messing them about; they're the BOFHs. Besides: they can find out, or edit the logs and succesfully deny all knowledge. Moderators Mr StatsMIA since May 9 2004 Death StarMIA since Jun 19 2004. Rude KidMIA since Apr 14 2005 The following have all been present recently: heaven can wait Anubis the Jackal honez Typhoid Harry The Yeti The Four Horsemen Teddy Cowboy Ronnie regards, Hein It can't possibly be HCW as she was on holiday when the worst outrages were perpetrated. So that's one less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted July 21, 2005 It can't possibly be HCW as he was on holiday when the worst outrages were perpetrated. So that's one less. Thanks for that vote of confidence Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted July 21, 2005 And I am just a nice cuddly teddybear - so couldn't possibly have been me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
